i have the best job ever.

**poundfive2** · 09-09-2012, 01:41 AM

i work on Thursday, Friday, Saturdays at the most popular student bar in my city as a bouncer....

brb get paid to drink, party, and hook up with girls all night..

brb no1 cares

brb ****ing awesome

u jelly??

**MITCHAPAL00ZA** · 09-09-2012, 01:44 AM

how many cycles have you done

**CUZZY** · 09-09-2012, 01:44 AM

not jelly because its honestly something i wouldn't enjoy as a job, but gjdm, gotta love finding a job you love

**SmarterChild** · 09-09-2012, 01:44 AM

How much u get paid

**mrcolorblind** · 09-09-2012, 01:45 AM

sounds alright.

**volleys** · 09-09-2012, 01:45 AM

hows studying for you LSAT brah?

**poundfive2** · 09-09-2012, 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by MITCHAPAL00ZA

how many cycles have you done

100% natty bro

Originally Posted by SmarterChild

How much u get paid

10 an hour +tips +free drinks all night...

not bad for a student job

Originally Posted by volleys

hows studying for you LSAT brah?

going really well actually, i might bump up from the dec LSAT and take the oct one if i feel ready in the next few weeks.. averaging 160-165 per test

**mrkdrt** · 09-09-2012, 01:48 AM

if I didnt care so much about money, id def do that job, sounds like a blast... gjdm

**Vrunkelinch** · 09-09-2012, 01:50 AM

Lol when chit gets real with knifes and you're there fingering a sloot in her ass because you're so drunk you will be died with sh*t on your fingers

watch your back

**poundfive2** · 09-09-2012, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by mrkdrt

if I didnt care so much about money, id def do that job, sounds like a blast... gjdm

i actually dont need a job, i only took it because it was my roommates job and he's still palying on the football team so he had to stop... so i just took his place for some fun and extra money

Originally Posted by aster100

Do you get much attention looking like that?

Do you stand out from the average college-goer?

yeah, its awesome looking better then others... first thing i do when gym comes up in a convo is ask about my glutes... srs.

**Lpenny** · 09-09-2012, 01:51 AM

Best Student* Job Ever.

**MiscReaper1** · 09-09-2012, 01:52 AM

Do you like living in LA?

**Dfekt3d** · 09-09-2012, 01:53 AM

Originally Posted by poundfive2

i actually dont need a job, i only took it because it was my roommates job and he's still palying on the football team so he had to stop... so i just took his place for some fun and extra money

yeah, its awesome looking better then others... first thing i do when gym comes up in a convo is ask about my glutes... srs.

show me your glutes *******

**poundfive2** · 09-09-2012, 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by Lpenny

Best Student* Job Ever.

yeah.. thats pretty much what i meant lol...

while on the job today i:

-played beer pong
-hooked up with this sexy ass girl.. still dont know her name
-grinded on multiple girls
-free drinks
-got tipped out

on non-busy nights i:
-study
-do homework
-they close early so i get to go home

etc... ****ing awesome

**halo456** · 09-09-2012, 01:54 AM

Bouncers are the biggets beta ****s on the planet. brb standing watching you thinking im tough. You pussies have to team up to throw people out. Try throwing me out by yourself and YOU will be on theground outside bitch

**brianwaterman89** · 09-09-2012, 01:54 AM

brb making $45 dollars a hour, while your a ******* sitting at the door. Im walking through the club with minium a 1000-1500 in my pocket to blow that night with bitches asking their friend "who is that guy"

**brianwaterman89** · 09-09-2012, 01:56 AM

Originally Posted by halo456

Bouncers are the biggets beta ****s on the planet. brb standing watching you thinking im tough. You pussies have to team up to throw people out. Try throwing me out by yourself and YOU will be on theground outside bitch

HEY *******, I SEE YOU ABANDONDEND YOUR THREAD?

Where the phuck is the pics of your 80% phat gut loss, also the pic you were going to take with "Brian Owns Me" on your phat ass cheeseburger eatin prego gut

**Kuale** · 09-09-2012, 01:56 AM

lol mate ur a little maggot. i could phuck u up with 1 of my brutal punches m8

**soon2b3olympic** · 09-09-2012, 01:59 AM

Originally Posted by poundfive2

i work on Thursday, Friday, Saturdays at the most popular student bar in my city as a bouncer....

brb get paid to drink, party, and hook up with girls all night..

brb no1 cares

brb ****ing awesome

u jelly??

What bar? I wanna come party with a misc brah

**UberJay** · 09-09-2012, 02:00 AM

Mines better OP. I bartend at the hottest bar on campus and in the biggest club in the state while going to school. I do the same as you while getting paid hundreds more a night. Are YOU jelly?

inb4 some ****gy excuse
brb still mirin

**poundfive2** · 09-09-2012, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by halo456

Bouncers are the biggets beta ****s on the planet. brb standing watching you thinking im tough. You pussies have to team up to throw people out. Try throwing me out by yourself and YOU will be on theground outside bitch

lol

Originally Posted by brianwaterman89

brb making $45 dollars a hour, while your a ******* sitting at the door. Im walking through the club with minium a 1000-1500 in my pocket to blow that night with bitches asking their friend "who is that guy"

did u even read why i took the job in the first place? i just wanted to waste extra time, and why not get paid for studying/partying?

and u sound like a total *******... who goes out on weekends and drops nearly 2 grand on whores trying to get laid? lol id rather fap, thanks.

**Tunes** · 09-09-2012, 02:03 AM

Bouncers are *******s... and I don't throw that term around loosely. You get mad I get paid to work Mon,Tues,Wed and I get to party those nights you're stuck guarding a door/being a *******?

**poundfive2** · 09-09-2012, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by soon2b3olympic

What bar? I wanna come party with a misc brah

its in Reno brah.

Originally Posted by UberJay

Mines better OP. I bartend at the hottest bar on campus and in the biggest club in the state while going to school. I do the same as you while getting paid hundreds more a night. Are YOU jelly?

inb4 some ****gy excuse
brb still mirin

nah gjdm. srs

i didnt really try to get the job.. i was offered it.. i dont need the money, so the money i get really doesnt affect me... lol i havent even spent money since i started

**soon2b3olympic** · 09-09-2012, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by GnarlySheen

how does it feel that 90% of the kids your bouncing for will vote for Obama?

LA misc meet up at his job Gnarly! haha

edit: ^^^in nevada? damn haha

**TehCrab** · 09-09-2012, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by poundfive2

10 an hour +tips +free drinks all night...
not bad for a student job

$10 an hour is lower than minimum wage here in Australia, not sure if srs...

**0tomz0** · 09-09-2012, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by poundfive2

10 an hour +tips +free drinks all night...

not bad for a student job

mind = blown at US pay rates. i mean i know you guys have cheaper costs and chit but fukk that would be appalling pay over here. I'm studying atm and work casual between classes getting $25.90, hoping for a pay rise soon to a lesser poverty wage of $28.90. cannot imagine getting paid $10 an hour, I think i was in highschool when i last got that

**SmarterChild** · 09-09-2012, 02:06 AM

Originally Posted by TehCrab

$10 an hour is lower than minimum wage here in Australia, not sure if srs...

The cost of living is also 10x higher dipchit

**brianwaterman89** · 09-09-2012, 02:06 AM

Originally Posted by poundfive2

lol

did u even read why i took the job in the first place? i just wanted to waste extra time, and why not get paid for studying/partying?

and u sound like a total *******... who goes out on weekends and drops nearly 2 grand on whores trying to get laid? lol id rather fap, thanks.

how about studying instead ******* so your not a bigger ******* then you are right now sitting at a door being beta as fcuk

why do i drop that much? sry *******, i make more then that a week so lulz at you

**WathaveIdone** · 09-09-2012, 02:06 AM

OP tell me this, are you the douchebag kind of bouncer with a huge ego or are you actually a pretty decent guy?

**poundfive2** · 09-09-2012, 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by Tunes

Bouncers are *******s... and I don't throw that term around loosely. You get mad I get paid to work Mon,Tues,Wed and I get to party those nights you're stuck guarding a door/being a *******?

u mad i get paid to party?

and nah, i dont work on nights i have class the next day... school > work. i dont need to work, i just do it for the sake of having something extra to do... working on weekdays as a student is dumb as **** unless u have to.

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