MISC, i went to an asian massage parler.... hngggggggggggg

[vor93]

OP was virgin before.

[BaconGod69]

why is it so bad that i ate her out lulz? i just kinda licked it a few times... not that big of a deal.. i mean she blowed me and i said how about you let me return the favor... LOL and no im not trolling damn it. and i really did say how about you let me return the favor and then she 69'd.

[wowz]

rubmaps.com will show the massage places with happy endings

[PepperedAngus]

sureeeee!! have all the mints you want . so im their just eating my mints

lol

[jamie93]

lold at mints

can literally imagine op sitting there in the corner eating the mints, looking nervous, eyes darting about

and then the bish comes in and he is slowly eating the mints still just staring at her

lol

[Kard]

lold at mints

can literally imagine op sitting there in the corner eating the mints, looking nervous, eyes darting about

and then the bish comes in and he is slowly eating the mints still just staring at her

lol

lol'd hard at the thought of this.

And as soon as the bish walked in she said "You, I want you" so he spat out a bunch of mints almost choking and pointed at himself mumbling "me?"...
[someone continue]

[Fsharpasharp]

rubmaps.com will show the massage places with happy endings

lmao

[sixfootsix]

bro you made a huge mistake. Eating her pussy after mints? Should have saved the mints till after brah.

[BaconGod69]

lol'd hard at the thought of this.

And as soon as the bish walked in she said "You, I want you" so he spat out a bunch of mints almost choking and pointed at himself mumbling "me?"...
[someone continue]

i shall continue, she came up to me and held my hand and said hi baby, come with me... and i just looked at her and shook my head forth and back. as she led me i couldnt stop but to gaze my eyes upon her sexy ass, and those panties with ribbons on the back of it.. i wanted to reach out and give it a little pat, actually i wanted her to sit on my face.. but little did i know that was for a later time. i get there and undress and she starts to shower me... everywhere... EVERYWHERE. while she is doing this she kinda gives me a semi handy.. and she is looking at me smiling while she does this... and i am just looking into her eyes.. still chewing the last bit of my mints.

kk some one else continue!

inb4 fantasy thread <3

[BaconGod69]

bro you made a huge mistake. Eating her pussy after mints? Should have saved the mints till after brah.

I KNOW BRAH! i regreted it soo much!! while i was eating her poonani all i could think to my self was, you ****ing idiot why the hell did you have to go off and eat all those mints.. i had the fresh sensation of a tropical island in my mouth while i ate her lolz, not 2 bad i guess.

[Rndm]

i dont even

[Frank Drebin]

... she even rubed me booty hole and i just kinda bertstared into the wall...

[TraininWh33ls]

Your story sounds like a troll (or at the least embellished). But I regularly frequent asian prostitutes and agree that it is very much money well spent.

Hot korean girl. Diff one every time
No need to game/listen to bull****/buy drinks/dress up
Guaranteed nut
No hassle afterwards
Feeling of power

[brent89]

I don't think your story is made up. I have herd a million stories that are all somewhat like this. That's just one of the things that could happen. Mints part is pretty funny tho lol. I would of had a boner the whole time. As soon as I see the girl, during the shower, having to lay awkwardly on the table to make room for it, just every second.

[SiNiStEr94]

why is it so bad that i ate her out lulz? i just kinda licked it a few times... not that big of a deal.. i mean she blowed me and i said how about you let me return the favor... LOL and no im not trolling damn it. and i really did say how about you let me return the favor and then she 69'd.

Good luck explaining the herpes outbreak on your face/mouth to your friends, family, coworkers.

[Jay3]

Read

Got a headache......and a semi.

[Hittegolf]

I came

[BaconGod69]

I don't think your story is made up. I have herd a million stories that are all somewhat like this. That's just one of the things that could happen. Mints part is pretty funny tho lol. I would of had a boner the whole time. As soon as I see the girl, during the shower, having to lay awkwardly on the table to make room for it, just every second.

i lost my bonrar once because the water was cold as f and she just sprayed it all over me... and my jimmies, so rustled i was standing there, and her saying sorry and washing my balls, as the water turned hotter, so did the scene and so did my DICK

[BaconGod69]

Good luck explaining the herpes outbreak on your face/mouth to your friends, family, coworkers.

i can still smell her.

[EnforcerOTF]

Anyone else picture OP as George Costanza?

[BaconGod69]

Anyone else picture OP as George Costanza?

just u brah

[hutch1999]

lol'd hard at the mints part for some reason. I pictures a miscer stuffing his face with sh.tty mints nervously while waiting on a prostitute lol.

[NYPat]

OP ate out an escort... smh you dun goofed.

Everything else, gjdm.

[EnforcerOTF]

just u brah

c'mon

[NYPat]

c'mon

HAHAhaha that show never gets old.

[Kharvok]

After you busted did you get that feeling like you spent too much money?

[qiangxD]

i have the weirdest boner

[BaconGod69]

c'mon

omfg lol, that was me when she rubbed my arse hole lolololol!!!!

[BaconGod69]

After you busted did you get that feeling like you spent too much money?

no, i went home happy. worth every penny lmao, and she said to come back and next time shell let me go raw.. and she was teaching me how im going to have to cum and ****.. like on her stomach lol.. i couldnt stop laughing to myself on the inside.


willlll consider going back dou!

[BaconGod69]

OP ate out an escort... smh you dun goofed.

Everything else, gjdm.

well im sorry but when a hotttttt ass asian chick puts her ass on your face, wtf do you want me to do?? i didnt have any more mints lol....