well misc, i was tired af today after work... and i was really stressed too because of how much i work and all my school lately... so i desided to go to downtown and just chill somewhere tonight, and i was looking at some clubs... and when i was passing a club, i saw this one asian massage parler that i saw about on the inter webs.... and well..... i decided to go check it out...
man, this just happend like 2 hours ago but i can remember it like it was 2 minutes ago... i mean.... it was such a great experience... fasten your seat belts brahs, your in for one crazy ass wild ride.
inb4 tldr
so i parked outside, of this parlor and it was just pink. the whole building was lighted up in pink aswell. i open the door and go in, and an asian milf looking lady greets me and starts acting all nice. she asked me, how long you wana stay?. so i thought well, im gona get a massage and maybe some sort of happy ending, (hopefully) so i told her, 1 hour. and she led me to a room. i saw that they had some mints and i asked her, can i have a mint? and she said, sureeeee!! have all the mints you want. so im their just eating my mints and this srs.. 8/10 asian chick walks in... and she only has a bikini on.. and A SEXY ****ING ASS BIKINI... so im just berstaring at her.... eating my mints. she said hey bb! and she held my hand, and led me to her room.... and my heart was pounding because i couldnt stop looking at her damn ass. it was so beautiful!. and then she tells me to "undress" and i do and i lay on the bed, thinking well time for the massage.. but no! she holds my hand and says stand... and then she takes me to the shower. and im just like WTF! in my mind... it was too good to be true... so she shovers me and rubs my balls and dick and just looks at me and "smiles". but she dosent do it too much to hint anything. just "washing". then she dries me off and tells me to get on the bed... so me being a first timer i wrap the towel around and lay on the bed... and then she takes the towel off me... now here is where the fun starts... she gets on top of me and starts "massaging" me and rubbing me down with her ass and tits... and omfg it felt so good. it was like a dream. her body is atleast an 8/10 9/10... and i couldnt believe that this was real lyfes. so then she asked me "what u want"?. and me being horny as ****, asked for a full service.. and she was like ok, 50 bucks more.. i was like ok cool not bad, but then she said 100 bucks more... and then im just like... K. and she helps me get my wallet out of my jeans... and then i pull out da cash and it puts a smile on her face.. but i did feel bad though,... just because she does this for a living. but who the f cares. im too damn horny and hot atm.. so im just laying on the bed.. and then she comes in smiling.. closes the door and comes next to me.... while looking at me.. she takes off her clothes... and now she is full naked. damn... i couldnt believe that such beauty was infront of me.. naked. she careses my body, and my bawl sack. she gives little love kisses to my dong while im feelin her up and i tried to finger her but she wouldnt let me
. then she gave me a bj with a condom.. and i kept asking her, can we do no condom.. for bang bang and she said noo baby, but then finaly gave in to a bj without condom. and my god... it was.. so ****ing magical. then shes looking at me and smiling and ****, and then i said... can i get sum too? she kinda laughs and then turns around... and we 69'd. magical. that is the only way to describe it.. after that she put the condom back on >.>... and started to ride me... while i sucked on her beautiful juicy titz. and i just couldnt fathom how ****ing hot she was... i mean, this is like pornstar quality, so i didnt give a **** if she was an escort. i also went down on her a few times, and then she asked me what positions i wanted etc... we done sexors for about 5-10 minutes.... after i bust, she starts to kiss me again, and then she wipes me down with a hot towel.. and im still feelin her up. then she helps me put my clothes on, and tells me if i come back, shell let me go in raw.
damn brahs, you dont even know... she was just super ****ing hot and all in all was a good experience.
clifs--
-went to massage parlor looking for massage and happy ending
-8.5-9/10 chick is my "therapist"
-she showers me
-gives me 2 minute massage
-takes my money
-gives me sucky sucky
-sexors
-im happy.
inb4 *******
inb4 beta
inb4 inb4's
inb4 hard misc
inb4 everything
be nice brahs, because at the end of the day.. i still banged a SUPER HOT chick :\
ask questions if you would like.
EDIT: pic on page 8...
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09-06-2012, 11:36 PM #1
MISC, i went to an asian massage parler.... hngggggggggggg
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09-06-2012, 11:37 PM #2Registered User
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The reasons why you paid for sex is because you're a fat manlet.
2 Bulging/Slipped discs. But still lift crew.
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09-06-2012, 11:38 PM #3
did she walk on your back?
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09-06-2012, 11:39 PM #4ʇsɐoʇǝqnd
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Originally Posted by Backbrah
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09-06-2012, 11:40 PM #5
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If you thinking anyone on earth will read that made up story then you have serious mental problems.
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09-06-2012, 11:40 PM #6please...stay safe
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not done reading yet, but loling at you devouring their free mints
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09-06-2012, 11:40 PM #7Registered User
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Hey mate mind sharing what your location is?
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09-06-2012, 11:41 PM #8Registered User
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no condoms with escorts = dumb as phuk
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09-06-2012, 11:42 PM #9
swag
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09-06-2012, 11:42 PM #10Pain
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5'7 220?! pack your **** and take your ass back to reddit, come back when you're not a fat slob.
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09-06-2012, 11:42 PM #11wasting away
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AIDS. Enjoy it.
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09-06-2012, 11:42 PM #12
and my bawl sack
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09-06-2012, 11:42 PM #13not made up brah. besides why would it be made up? you can make any story WAY more interesting by adding in ALL THE DETAILS or atleast most of them...Originally Posted by lefthandedstraw
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09-06-2012, 11:43 PM #14Zell Dincht
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I can confirm, I was bikini.
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09-06-2012, 11:43 PM #15Registered User
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How much was it all together
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09-06-2012, 11:43 PM #16Registered User
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did you get to choose the girl?
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09-06-2012, 11:44 PM #17inb4 aidsOriginally Posted by BaconGod69
well misc, i was tired af today after work... and i was really stressed too because of how much i work and all my school lately... so i desided to go to downtown and just chill somewhere tonight, and i was looking at some clubs... and when i was passing a club, i saw this one asian massage parler that i saw about on the inter webs.... and well..... i decided to go check it out...
man, this just happend like 2 hours ago but i can remember it like it was 2 minutes ago... i mean.... it was such a great experience... fasten your seat belts brahs, your in for one crazy ass wild ride.
inb4 tldr
so i parked outside, of this parlor and it was just pink. the whole building was lighted up in pink aswell. i open the door and go in, and an asian milf looking lady greets me and starts acting all nice. she asked me, how long you wana stay?. so i thought well, im gona get a massage and maybe some sort of happy ending, (hopefully) so i told her, 1 hour. and she led me to a room. i saw that they had some mints and i asked her, can i have a mint? and she said, sureeeee!! have all the mints you want. so im their just eating my mints and this srs.. 8/10 asian chick walks in... and she only has a bikini on.. and A SEXY ****ING ASS BIKINI... so im just berstaring at her.... eating my mints. she said hey bb! and she held my hand, and led me to her room.... and my heart was pounding because i couldnt stop looking at her damn ass. it was so beautiful!. and then she tells me to "undress" and i do and i lay on the bed, thinking well time for the massage.. but no! she holds my hand and says stand... and then she takes me to the shower. and im just like WTF! in my mind... it was too good to be true... so she shovers me and rubs my balls and dick and just looks at me and "smiles". but she dosent do it too much to hint anything. just "washing". then she dries me off and tells me to get on the bed... so me being a first timer i wrap the towel around and lay on the bed... and then she takes the towel off me... now here is where the fun starts... she gets on top of me and starts "massaging" me and rubbing me down with her ass and tits... and omfg it felt so good. it was like a dream. her body is atleast an 8/10 9/10... and i couldnt believe that this was real lyfes. so then she asked me "what u want"?. and me being horny as ****, asked for a full service.. and she was like ok, 50 bucks more.. i was like ok cool not bad, but then she said 100 bucks more... and then im just like... K. and she helps me get my wallet out of my jeans... and then i pull out da cash and it puts a smile on her face.. but i did feel bad though,... just because she does this for a living. but who the f cares. im too damn horny and hot atm.. so im just laying on the bed.. and then she comes in smiling.. closes the door and comes next to me.... while looking at me.. she takes off her clothes... and now she is full naked. damn... i couldnt believe that such beauty was infront of me.. naked. she careses my body, and my bawl sack. she gives little love kisses to my dong while im feelin her up and i tried to finger her but she wouldnt let me . then she gave me a bj with a condom.. and i kept asking her, can we do no condom.. for bang bang and she said noo baby, but then finaly gave in to a bj without condom. and my god... it was.. so ****ing magical. then shes looking at me and smiling and ****, and then i said... can i get sum too? she kinda laughs and then turns around... and we 69'd. magical. that is the only way to describe it.. after that she put the condom back on >.>... and started to ride me... while i sucked on her beautiful juicy titz. and i just couldnt fathom how ****ing hot she was... i mean, this is like pornstar quality, so i didnt give a **** if she was an escort. i also went down on her a few times, and then she asked me what positions i wanted etc... we done sexors for about 5-10 minutes.... after i bust, she starts to kiss me again, and then she wipes me down with a hot towel.. and im still feelin her up. then she helps me put my clothes on, and tells me if i come back, shell let me go in raw.
damn brahs, you dont even know... she was just super ****ing hot and all in all was a good experience.
clifs--
-went to massage parlor looking for massage and happy ending
-8.5-9/10 chick is my "therapist"
-she showers me
-gives me 2 minute massage
-takes my money
-gives me sucky sucky
-sexors
-im happy.
inb4 *******
inb4 beta
inb4 inb4's
inb4 hard misc
inb4 everything
be nice brahs, because at the end of the day.. i still banged a SUPER HOT chick :\
ask questions if you would like.
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09-06-2012, 11:45 PM #18no, but i wish she would have... i didnt think i would have sex, just thought maybe a handy to finish off a massage but they ripped me off for the massage lol, all in all it was like 2 -3 minutes of massage and the rest was sex. not complaining though.Originally Posted by wampa
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09-06-2012, 11:46 PM #19Banned
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read. hard as fuuuua
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09-06-2012, 11:46 PM #20Dem crabs have good broteins bro.Originally Posted by carnage1985
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09-06-2012, 11:46 PM #21no but before i left i saw 2 more girls, and they were SO ****ING HOT!, but i think i got the better one, mine was a little more tan then pale, and it was just my ideal type of girl. like brah for real, these girls are 8.5-9/10. (srs)Originally Posted by harrybrah
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09-06-2012, 11:47 PM #22Registered User
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Originally Posted by BaconGod69
well misc, i was tired af today after work... and i was really stressed too because of how much i work and all my school lately... so i desided to go to downtown and just chill somewhere tonight, and i was looking at some clubs... and when i was passing a club, i saw this one asian massage parler that i saw about on the inter webs.... and well..... i decided to go check it out...
man, this just happend like 2 hours ago but i can remember it like it was 2 minutes ago... i mean.... it was such a great experience... fasten your seat belts brahs, your in for one crazy ass wild ride.
inb4 tldr
so i parked outside, of this parlor and it was just pink. the whole building was lighted up in pink aswell. i open the door and go in, and an asian milf looking lady greets me and starts acting all nice. she asked me, how long you wana stay?. so i thought well, im gona get a massage and maybe some sort of happy ending, (hopefully) so i told her, 1 hour. and she led me to a room. i saw that they had some mints and i asked her, can i have a mint? and she said, sureeeee!! have all the mints you want. so im their just eating my mints and this srs.. 8/10 asian chick walks in... and she only has a bikini on.. and A SEXY ****ING ASS BIKINI... so im just berstaring at her.... eating my mints. she said hey bb! and she held my hand, and led me to her room.... and my heart was pounding because i couldnt stop looking at her damn ass. it was so beautiful!. and then she tells me to "undress" and i do and i lay on the bed, thinking well time for the massage.. but no! she holds my hand and says stand... and then she takes me to the shower. and im just like WTF! in my mind... it was too good to be true... so she shovers me and rubs my balls and dick and just looks at me and "smiles". but she dosent do it too much to hint anything. just "washing". then she dries me off and tells me to get on the bed... so me being a first timer i wrap the towel around and lay on the bed... and then she takes the towel off me... now here is where the fun starts... she gets on top of me and starts "massaging" me and rubbing me down with her ass and tits... and omfg it felt so good. it was like a dream. her body is atleast an 8/10 9/10... and i couldnt believe that this was real lyfes. so then she asked me "what u want"?. and me being horny as ****, asked for a full service.. and she was like ok, 50 bucks more.. i was like ok cool not bad, but then she said 100 bucks more... and then im just like... K. and she helps me get my wallet out of my jeans... and then i pull out da cash and it puts a smile on her face.. but i did feel bad though,... just because she does this for a living. but who the f cares. im too damn horny and hot atm.. so im just laying on the bed.. and then she comes in smiling.. closes the door and comes next to me.... while looking at me.. she takes off her clothes... and now she is full naked. damn... i couldnt believe that such beauty was infront of me.. naked. she careses my body, and my bawl sack. she gives little love kisses to my dong while im feelin her up and i tried to finger her but she wouldnt let me . then she gave me a bj with a condom.. and i kept asking her, can we do no condom.. for bang bang and she said noo baby, but then finaly gave in to a bj without condom. and my god... it was.. so ****ing magical. then shes looking at me and smiling and ****, and then i said... can i get sum too? she kinda laughs and then turns around... and we 69'd. magical. that is the only way to describe it.. after that she put the condom back on >.>... and started to ride me... while i sucked on her beautiful juicy titz. and i just couldnt fathom how ****ing hot she was... i mean, this is like pornstar quality, so i didnt give a **** if she was an escort. i also went down on her a few times, and then she asked me what positions i wanted etc... we done sexors for about 5-10 minutes.... after i bust, she starts to kiss me again, and then she wipes me down with a hot towel.. and im still feelin her up. then she helps me put my clothes on, and tells me if i come back, shell let me go in raw.
damn brahs, you dont even know... she was just super ****ing hot and all in all was a good experience.
clifs--
-went to massage parlor looking for massage and happy ending
-8.5-9/10 chick is my "therapist"
-she showers me
-gives me 2 minute massage
-takes my money
-gives me sucky sucky
-sexors
-im happy.
inb4 *******
inb4 beta
inb4 inb4's
inb4 hard misc
inb4 everything
be nice brahs, because at the end of the day.. i still banged a SUPER HOT chick :\
ask questions if you would like.
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09-06-2012, 11:48 PM #23200 i think she made me pay extra because i showed her the money in my wallet lol. but most of the time its only like 150 all together.Originally Posted by rafalo
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09-06-2012, 11:49 PM #24Banned
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OP 69'ed with an escort.
He ate pussy, where other guys have cummed.
OP now has herpa derpies.
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09-06-2012, 11:50 PM #25Registered User
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Goodnight sweet prince. Hello herpesOriginally Posted by carnage1985
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Rep people at random
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09-06-2012, 11:50 PM #26iregretnothingchicken.gifOriginally Posted by carnage1985
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09-06-2012, 11:50 PM #27Jimmies Status: Carter
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disOriginally Posted by carnage1985
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09-06-2012, 11:51 PM #28Registered User
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hold on, you went down on a hooker?? Are you phuckin potato ????
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09-06-2012, 11:52 PM #29come on brah be a bit more reasonable, im sure if they had something they wouldnt look like normal human beings... eaither way, will get myself tested sometime in the futureOriginally Posted by adoomi
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09-06-2012, 11:54 PM #30the only thing i regret is eating their damn mints because the whole time i was thinking of the minty freshness in my mouth. :\Originally Posted by musicmaker
. so im their just eating my mints and this srs.. 8/10 asian chick walks in... and she only has a bikini on.. and A SEXY ****ING ASS BIKINI... so im just berstaring at her.... eating my mints. she said hey bb! and she held my hand, and led me to her room.... and my heart was pounding because i couldnt stop looking at her damn ass. it was so beautiful!. and then she tells me to "undress" and i do and i lay on the bed, thinking well time for the massage.. but no! she holds my hand and says stand... and then she takes me to the shower. and im just like WTF! in my mind... it was too good to be true... so she shovers me and rubs my balls and dick and just looks at me and "smiles". but she dosent do it too much to hint anything. just "washing". then she dries me off and tells me to get on the bed... so me being a first timer i wrap the towel around and lay on the bed... and then she takes the towel off me... now here is where the fun starts... she gets on top of me and starts "massaging" me and rubbing me down with her ass and tits... and omfg it felt so good. it was like a dream. her body is atleast an 8/10 9/10... and i couldnt believe that this was real lyfes. so then she asked me "what u want"?. and me being horny as ****, asked for a full service.. and she was like ok, 50 bucks more.. i was like ok cool not bad, but then she said 100 bucks more... and then im just like... K. and she helps me get my wallet out of my jeans... and then i pull out da cash and it puts a smile on her face.. but i did feel bad though,... just because she does this for a living. but who the f cares. im too damn horny and hot atm.. so im just laying on the bed.. and then she comes in smiling.. closes the door and comes next to me.... while looking at me.. she takes off her clothes... and now she is full naked. damn... i couldnt believe that such beauty was infront of me.. naked. she careses my body, and my bawl sack. she gives little love kisses to my dong while im feelin her up and i tried to finger her but she wouldnt let me 
. then she gave me a bj with a condom.. and i kept asking her, can we do no condom.. for bang bang and she said noo baby, but then finaly gave in to a bj without condom. and my god... it was.. so ****ing magical. then shes looking at me and smiling and ****, and then i said... can i get sum too? she kinda laughs and then turns around... and we 69'd. magical. that is the only way to describe it.. after that she put the condom back on >.>... and started to ride me... while i sucked on her beautiful juicy titz. and i just couldnt fathom how ****ing hot she was... i mean, this is like pornstar quality, so i didnt give a **** if she was an escort. i also went down on her a few times, and then she asked me what positions i wanted etc... we done sexors for about 5-10 minutes.... after i bust, she starts to kiss me again, and then she wipes me down with a hot towel.. and im still feelin her up. then she helps me put my clothes on, and tells me if i come back, shell let me go in raw.
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