So I was running near my neighborhood earlier shirtless in my Oakleys, shorts and running shoes. All of a sudden this old lady who is getting into her car starts bitching at me as I run by her house. I didn't hear her at first because I had my headphones on. I finally stop out of breath and hot as fukk to ask her what the problem is and she starts yelling at me and bitching that I'm highly disrespectful for running around the neighborhood with no shirt on. Then she proceeds to tell me I'm even more disrespectful because the waistband of my boxers were hanging out of the top of my shorts a little and were visible.
She threatens that next time I need to show more respect for others or I'm gonna be reported to the Sheriff's Office for indecent exposure. Wtf? It's a fukkin oven out here in Arizona. I always run shirtless, but never have had a problem before until now. It's not like I'm some 400 pound fat guy. I've got a good figure / body. I don't see what the problem is. I just told the lady "sorry ma'am that I offended you, but its too hot for me to wear a shirt while running", and I just put my headphones back in and unpaused the song I was listening to by The Police and continued on with my run.
It just bugged me though. Like who gives a fukk if you run shirtless. Thoughts?
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09-06-2012, 07:47 PM #1
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Got bitched at by some old lady today for running shirtless
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09-06-2012, 07:48 PM #2
You know thats funny because the other day on campus I was running near my campus earlier shirtless in my Oakleys, shorts and running shoes. All of a sudden this old lady who is getting into her car starts bitching at me as I run by her house. I didn't hear her at first because I had my headphones on. I finally stop out of breath and hot as fukk to ask her what the problem is and she starts yelling at me and bitching that I'm highly disresectful for running aroud the neighborhood with no shirt on. Then she procedes to tell me I'm even more disrespectful because the waistband of my boxers were hanging out of the top of my shorts a little and were visible. She threatens that next time I need to show more respect for others or I'm gonna be reported to the Sheriff's Office for indecent exposure. Wtf? It's a fukkin oven out here in Arizona. I always run shirtless, but never have had a problem before until now. It's not like I'm some 400 pound fat guy. I've got a good figure / body. I don't see what the problem is. I just told the lady sorry if she's offended but its too hot for me to wear a shirt while running and I just went on with my run.
It just bugged me though. Like who gives a fukk if you run shirtless. Thoughts?
Edit: gj op for not being a dick to her even though shes not minding her business and being rude and talking **** to youSan Diego Chargers
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did the right thing bro, just try not to run that way again. Some old people can be disrespectful as well. Even though I love old people at one point in their life they still were chitty people. Nothing wrong with going for a run with your shirt off especially in arizona.
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. that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the cliffs. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to. There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible cliffs that you typed along with your story. I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the cliffs that described it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you OP
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Pools, lakes, rivers, oceans, all have beaches...that's a lot of tickets for indecent exposure, cuz.
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I feel like bitching this old dude out who runs around my neighborhood shirtless because he is so mother phucking hairy. Its like he took a bunch of grey haired wigs and glued them all over his chest and back. I always catch myself starring trying to figure out what the phuck is going on.
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