#Bulking Problems.

**FitnessCPA** · 08-23-2012, 08:46 AM

I'm 168 pounds and bishes at work constantly comment on my squat booty. I can't wait until I'm 20 heavier. Keep in mind I'm a midget.

Real women like a guy with some chunk on his bones. I'm yet to meet an adult woman worth talking to who values visible abs on a dude.

Big and strong and fat > Small and weak and "ripped" any day of the week.

**Geoloop** · 08-23-2012, 08:47 AM

Originally Posted by brendbro

i never wear jeans anymore. track pants ftw

On the same boat here, and when i go out at night i just wear some casual pants. Jeansnotevenonce.jpg

**Phrak** · 08-23-2012, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by FitnessCPA

I'm 168 pounds and bishes at work constantly comment on my squat booty. I can't wait until I'm 20 heavier. Keep in mind I'm a midget.

Real women like a guy with some chunk on his bones. I'm yet to meet an adult woman worth talking to who values visible abs on a dude.

Big and strong and fat > Small and weak and "ripped" any day of the week.

Big, strong and fat. No girls talk to me. /foreveralone.

**Azrairc** · 08-23-2012, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by desslok

I feel like there's a hidden message in there...

mormons get to wear special stuff

**Flashkicker** · 08-23-2012, 08:59 AM

Originally Posted by Phrak

Big, strong and fat. No girls talk to me. /foreveralone.

lol for real. People looked at me strange, but no ****s given. That was funny.

**JasonDB** · 08-23-2012, 09:01 AM

Originally Posted by Phrak

Big, strong and fat. No girls talk to me. /foreveralone.

I know that feel, brojackson.

**dukend** · 08-23-2012, 09:31 AM

Originally Posted by FitnessCPA

I'm 168 pounds and bishes at work constantly comment on my squat booty. I can't wait until I'm 20 heavier. Keep in mind I'm a midget.

Real women like a guy with some chunk on his bones. I'm yet to meet an adult woman worth talking to who values visible abs on a dude.

Big and strong and fat > Small and weak and "ripped" any day of the week.

i'm currently small, strong, and ripped you ******* and chicas like me.

but brb putting on some serious mass starting now:

**Phrak** · 08-23-2012, 09:36 AM

^^^ if only things were that linear.

**dukend** · 08-23-2012, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Phrak

^^^ if only things were that linear.

is that a bet, gay guy? slap

**FitnessCPA** · 08-23-2012, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by Phrak

Big, strong and fat. No girls talk to me. /foreveralone.

But you are insanely strong. Maybe they are scared of you.

**deadpool9** · 08-23-2012, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by dukend

Nice. Kind of the way I lay out my diet, but just bulking from Oct through Mar, for a gain of 10lbs. Weather gets warm here early in the year, so cut and maintain earlier.
However, I noticed in your chart you didn't allow for extra weight gain in Nov and Dec for Thanksgiving and Christmas, lol.

**dukend** · 08-23-2012, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by deadpool9

Nice. Kind of the way I lay out my diet, but just bulking from Oct through Mar, for a gain of 10lbs. Weather gets warm here early in the year, so cut and maintain earlier.
However, I noticed in your chart you didn't allow for extra weight gain in Nov and Dec for Thanksgiving and Christmas, lol.

those are monthly averages

**Phrak** · 08-23-2012, 09:49 AM

Originally Posted by dukend

is that a bet, gay guy? slap

Yeah it is, provide accurate weigh-ins and bodpod results. Weigh-ins must be on a weight and measures apporved scale, and print outs must be provided. Just for accuracy and repeatability. You are now a case study.

Originally Posted by FitnessCPA

But you are insanely strong. Maybe they are scared of you.

Lol, im more scared of them then they are of me. /waitwut?

**StephSkywalker** · 08-23-2012, 10:00 AM

I guess I shouldn't say anything in this thread because I am sub-180 lbs and I wear size 32 jeans.. But I am working on it.. Bulking until March, hope to put on roughly 15-20 lbs and then cut again..

**FitnessCPA** · 08-23-2012, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Phrak

Lol, im more scared of them then they are of me. /waitwut?

Me too. I'm also scared of spiders.

**ko300zx** · 08-23-2012, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by FitnessCPA

I'm 168 pounds and bishes at work constantly comment on my squat booty. I can't wait until I'm 20 heavier. Keep in mind I'm a midget.

Real women like a guy with some chunk on his bones. I'm yet to meet an adult woman worth talking to who values visible abs on a dude.

Big and strong and fat > Small and weak and "ripped" any day of the week.

My GF says she would rather see me gain 100lbs than be skinny with abs.

Originally Posted by Flashkicker

lol for real. People looked at me strange, but no ****s given. That was funny.

6'3" 190 has same feel as 6'3" 290. Does not compute.

**JasonDB** · 08-23-2012, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by FitnessCPA

Me too. I'm also scared of spiders.

Fellow arachnophobe checking in. I have a panic attack then go into attack mode and kill one anytime I see it, even if it is a pet in a glass cage. Ok not literally on the later... but a friend of mine knew I developed this phobia after my black widow bite and I would hyperventilate every time I saw her spider in the tank so she tried to take it out, again my wishes, to show me it was harmless and I flipped out and beat it to death with my shoe.

My wife just puts them out without telling me and cleans the webs up, because if I find a web I can't sleep inside the flat that night until I am sure I've found and killed the spider that made it.

**FitnessCPA** · 08-23-2012, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by JasonDB

Fellow arachnophobe checking in. I have a panic attack then go into attack mode and kill one anytime I see it, even if it is a pet in a glass cage. Ok not literally on the later... but a friend of mine knew I developed this phobia after my black widow bite and I would hyperventilate every time I saw her spider in the tank so she tried to take it out, again my wishes, to show me it was harmless and I flipped out and beat it to death with my shoe.

My wife just puts them out without telling me and cleans the webs up, because if I find a web I can't sleep inside the flat that night until I am sure I've found and killed the spider that made it.

Ooooookay...yeah, I'm not that scared.

A few weeks ago one dropped into my car through my open window while I was going 75 mph on the expressway. I leaned away toward the center of the car and knocked it down and it landed next to my driver's seat somewhere. The rest of the trip I was thinking it might crawl on me and I was kind of freaking out. I looked for it when I got to work and couldn't find it.

When I came out of work, there was a web on my headrest connecting to the door. No sign of the spider. I was pissed and tore the web apart and still couldn't find him. I started driving and he dropped from the ceiling onto the passenger seat. I beat him with my fist and let out an extremely loud victory cry.

That little bastard caused me mental anguish that day and he will not be forgiven. I hope he's rotting in spider hell.

**TheRagingboxer** · 08-23-2012, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by ko300zx

My GF says she would rather see me gain 100lbs than be skinny with abs

Mine too, but as I told her there is a fine line and it must be drawn when the belly starts to get in the way of cheek clapping time!

**FitnessCPA** · 08-23-2012, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by ko300zx

My GF says she would rather see me gain 100lbs than be skinny with abs.

Your girlfriend must be a woman and not a teenage girl.

**dukend** · 08-23-2012, 10:40 AM

Mine says same **** ^^ but then gayly lifts my shirt for her friends whenever we're out.

**ko300zx** · 08-23-2012, 10:40 AM

Originally Posted by FitnessCPA

Your girlfriend must be a woman and not a teenage girl.

She's actually pretty young

**FitnessCPA** · 08-23-2012, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by ko300zx

She's actually pretty young

18? 19?

14?

**Phrak** · 08-23-2012, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by ko300zx

She's actually pretty young

12 gets you 20 bro. Stay Safe.

**FitnessCPA** · 08-23-2012, 12:22 PM

Originally Posted by Phrak

12 gets you 20 bro. Stay Safe.

If the minor "consents" I think it should be based on how old the person is and go up exponentially.

If non-consensual, then all bets are off and you're just a rapist and should be sentenced to death regardless of age.

So assume legal age is 18 and the sex was "consensual." I keep putting that in quotes because I know a minor can't legally consent.

Do a 17 year-old, get one year (1x1)
16 year old is four years (2x2)
15 year old 27 years (3x3x3).
14 year-old or younger and you're fukked at 256+ years.

**ko300zx** · 08-23-2012, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by FitnessCPA

18? 19?

14?

I wish! The old bat is 22.

**Gemuadrken** · 08-23-2012, 12:49 PM

OP:

Damn you'll look fine

**PrinceJontino** · 08-23-2012, 12:51 PM

when your jawline starts to fade...biggest prob

**FitnessCPA** · 08-23-2012, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by ko300zx

I wish! The old bat is 22.

What a hag!

**Lvisaa2** · 08-23-2012, 01:06 PM

Originally Posted by PrinceJontino

when your jawline starts to fade...biggest prob

145 lbs and talking about bulking, that's cute.

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