Telling bishes that I manage construction projects, remodels, create and maintain budgets, makes bishes vaginas dry up like the sahara….meanwhile “bartender” gets them wet.
B*tch logic, I know.
Give me something better to tell them bros.
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08-20-2012, 02:19 PM #1Known Browns Fan
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I make 70k Give me an exciting lie to tell bishes “what I do for a living” SRS
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08-20-2012, 02:19 PM #2Registered User
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- Location: United States
- Age: 33
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tell them your a pimp
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08-20-2012, 02:20 PM #3Registered User
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- Location: Alberta, Canada
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Hedge fund manager
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08-20-2012, 02:21 PM #4Banned
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- Age: 30
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doctor/lawyer
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08-20-2012, 02:21 PM #5( . )( . )
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You're a Real Estate Developer.
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08-20-2012, 02:21 PM #6Registered User
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professional sports gambler/alcoholic/drug dealer.. gets em every time
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08-20-2012, 02:21 PM #7Registered User
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- Posts: 3,911
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professional dick sucker
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08-20-2012, 02:21 PM #8Registered Bro
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- Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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- Posts: 12,853
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Project Manager
If you want to be a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning.
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08-20-2012, 02:22 PM #9I'll start lifting later.
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Something like this. The key is to not lie, but rather embellish your title a little to make it sound interesting/funOriginally Posted by Vexidi
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08-20-2012, 02:22 PM #10Absolutely Kickening
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Tell them you have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate and that you happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. You love maple syrup. You love maple syrup on pancakes. You love it on pizza. And you take maple syrup and put a little bit in your hair when you've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?
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08-20-2012, 02:23 PM #11Registered User
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- Location: New York, New York, United States
- Posts: 3,348
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for non relationships -> professional gambler or day trader
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**Wall Street Crew**
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08-20-2012, 02:23 PM #12
Manage security efforts at undisclosed events. (not the actual guard, the manager)
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08-20-2012, 02:23 PM #13Registered User
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Tell them you drive a benz.
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08-20-2012, 02:23 PM #14good guy
- Join Date: Jun 2010
- Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- Age: 34
- Posts: 7,026
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I'm not authorized to provide such information, so I just tell people I'm in real estate.
Toronto Maple Trash | Toronto Trashtors | Toronto Blue Trash
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08-20-2012, 02:23 PM #15Mad manlet
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- Location: United States
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Simple: You're an architect.
Watchout your neg comments princess
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08-20-2012, 02:25 PM #16Pour that sh!t
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- Location: Chicago, Illinois, United States
- Age: 39
- Posts: 2,379
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picker and buy storage units
BODY POINTS: 999999999999
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08-20-2012, 02:26 PM #17
tell them you have a boat.
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08-20-2012, 02:26 PM #18no tears.. only gains now
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international man of mystery
"Do the thing, and you shall have the power; but they who do not the thing have not the power" - RW Emerson
*Elliott Hulse crew*
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08-20-2012, 02:26 PM #19
urban planner. tell them you designed NYC's financial district.
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08-20-2012, 02:27 PM #20Registered User
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- Location: Canada
- Age: 37
- Posts: 2,606
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i tell bishes i paint the lines on the road. instant panty dropper.
-Shrugs are my best friend-
-Certified *******-
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08-20-2012, 02:27 PM #21Sick C*nt
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mergers and acquisitions
ASOT Crew
Larry The Goth Crew
His name was Aziz Sergeyevich Shavershian
Mod negged by TheDukeUSMC on 03/09/2011
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08-20-2012, 02:27 PM #22The Original
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- Location: United States
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Tell them you own a Medical Marijuana plant.
-= * Olympian Health Representative *=-
James 1:2 - "Rejoice my brothers and sisters when you face trials of many kinds."
Never give up, you're in control of your own ambition and discipline. It's never too late to be where you want to be as long as you start now and stay focused.
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08-20-2012, 02:27 PM #23Absolutely Kickening
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or a marine biologistOriginally Posted by JMAG90
Simple: You're an architect.
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08-20-2012, 02:27 PM #24#NoDaysOff
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No no no..you have to tell them you're a wealthy industrialist, philanthropist, and bicyclist building a roller coaster.Originally Posted by JMAG90
Simple: You're an architect.
Instagram: @Maslag
Ivy League Crew
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08-20-2012, 02:27 PM #25Registered User
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- Age: 34
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Tell them you work for a Big banking company.
But for srs, a lot of times it isn't what you do but how you describe it. you can make something cool sound boring or something boring sound cool.
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08-20-2012, 02:28 PM #26Known Browns Fan
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- Location: Columbus, Ohio, United States
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Strong lack of respect for the srs tag
Originally Posted by franchise16
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08-20-2012, 02:28 PM #27Buy high, sell higher.
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lol, "venture capitalist"
Spoiler alert; you die at the end.
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08-20-2012, 02:28 PM #28
Miscer ceo 10/k a day
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08-20-2012, 02:29 PM #29Learning Sign Language
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This is your best bet. If trying to date.Originally Posted by tential
R.I.P. Hela
"If you never talk to strangers, You'll never make any friends at all."
Mike---R.I.P. Buddy
***Misc Firefighter/EMT Crew***
The truly great do not put their pants on one leg at a time
"You have to do better then your best."
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08-20-2012, 02:29 PM #30Mad manlet
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Just imagine... a pizza place where you make your own pieOriginally Posted by Project_BelAir
No no no..you have to tell them you're a wealthy industrialist, philanthropist, and bicyclist building a roller coaster.
Watchout your neg comments princess
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