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[hxcstunna]

you mean prenursing student checking in

lel cheeky RN *******

are you in an Accelerated program? prolly not. And does a poverty 90 = an A? prolly. so STFU ******* you have it fukcing easy compared to when I was in school.

Thanks for the negs while everyone in here greenz me. Us ****gy nurses gotta support each other, breh.

[SpyderTT]

First clinical experience tonight after 108 hours of lecture and skills testing in the past 8 weeks.

med/Surg floor here we come.

BTW, my clinical group is me and 7 women, wish me luck brahs.

[guyman123]

Thanks for the negs while everyone in here greenz me. Us ****gy nurses gotta support each other, breh.

I'll be sure to neg you on recharge, *******.




Semisrs.

BTW, my clinical group is me and 7 women, wish me luck brahs.

I know your feels too well, brah. About 3.50:1 sloot to dink ratio.

Last day of first semester geriatric clinical.


Last day of fourth semester pediatric clinical.




A few from the bar hopping clique. The two on the left was were my roommates. The one closer to me moved out and ARN took her room.



The whole Christian clique except the older brunette in the middle.

If any of you guys know these chicks, which I doubt, pls don't be fukkin *******s/detectives. Thanks.

[DatMurse]

Thanks for the negs while everyone in here greenz me. Us ****gy nurses gotta support each other, breh.

rekt

[SKIN__N__BONES]

I'll be sure to neg you on recharge, *******.




Semisrs.

I know your feels too well, brah. About 3.50:1 sloot to dink ratio.
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Last day of first semester geriatric clinical.

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Last day of fourth semester pediatric clinical.



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A few from the bar hopping clique. The two on the left was were my roommates. The one closer to me moved out and ARN took her room.

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The whole Christian clique except the older brunette in the middle.

If any of you guys know these chicks, which I doubt, pls don't be fukkin *******s/detectives. Thanks.

Registered Manlet


your class looks 50x more attractive than mine. mirin

[DatMurse]

****ing JCAHO is at my work. They did an announcement, I saw them and went straight for the exit. **** that ****

If any of you guys know these chicks, which I doubt, pls don't be fukkin *******s/detectives. Thanks.

I am a detective extraordinaire, but I am not a *******.

[DatMurse]

the first one was hot... even before the fever.

Its cause you have yellow fever

[AJohnson25]

****ing JCAHO is at my work. They did an announcement, I saw them and went straight for the exit. **** that ****



I am a detective extraordinaire, but I am not a *******.

JCAHO is coming to my work within the next couple weeks, worst time of the year -_-

First clinical experience tonight after 108 hours of lecture and skills testing in the past 8 weeks.

med/Surg floor here we come.

BTW, my clinical group is me and 7 women, wish me luck brahs.

Good luck with clinicals My class was the same way, I was the only guy in almost everyone one of my classes....too much estrogen lol

[TroyMM]

I actually like working with all the women....

[JediRN]

Its cause you have yellow fever

I've got a 3-5ml high protein injection I'd like to give to her. I'm sure it would make her feel better. nomsain

[guyman123]

I've got a 3-5ml high protein injection I'd like to give to her. I'm sure it would make her feel better. nomsain

Ayyylmao

[AJohnson25]

I've got a 3-5ml high protein injection I'd like to give to her. I'm sure it would make her feel better. nomsain

[SpyderTT]

I know your feels too well, brah. About 3.50:1 sloot to dink ratio.

correction, one chick didn't pass skills exams... 6:1 ratio, 2 are pretty hnnnnggg....

Good luck with clinicals My class was the same way, I was the only guy in almost everyone one of my classes....too much estrogen lol

Thanks mang, I like working with women, I can handle their emotions better than the average male.

[Megalomaniacal]

mmmm gotta love jake-hoe.

I am tired of getting yabola awareness emails every morning

[SKIN__N__BONES]

correction, one chick didn't pass skills exams... 6:1 ratio, 2 are pretty hnnnnggg....



Thanks mang, I like working with women, I can handle their emotions better than the average male.

lol alright well see how you feel after a while. Its not really emotions its more so the complaining and bad mouthing others that is bothersome. Women are fine to work with when there are men as well to balance it out. I had a far better experience on the floor that was almost half guys half girls than 90% girls.

[Megalomaniacal]

I agree, the hospital is a LIONESS DEN. Strong double standards everywhere. They get to be sloots and pervs and hug and make dirty jokes.

If you own a dink, you better be gay, metro, or on your best behavior because rumors/gossip FLY and you don't wanna be "That guy"

[SpyderTT]

lol alright well see how you feel after a while. Its not really emotions its more so the complaining and bad mouthing others that is bothersome. Women are fine to work with when there are men as well to balance it out. I had a far better experience on the floor that was almost half guys half girls than 90% girls.

I have worked in many different setting including large manufacturing plants and those old rednecks gossip more than little girls. My angus is peppered.

I agree, the hospital is a LIONESS DEN. Strong double standards everywhere. They get to be sloots and pervs and hug and make dirty jokes.

If you own a dink, you better be gay, metro, or on your best behavior because rumors/gossip FLY and you don't wanna be "That guy"

Agreed.

[AJohnson25]

I agree, the hospital is a LIONESS DEN. Strong double standards everywhere. They get to be sloots and pervs and hug and make dirty jokes.

If you own a dink, you better be gay, metro, or on your best behavior because rumors/gossip FLY and you don't wanna be "That guy"

"That guy" crew checking in

Got there without doing a damn thing lol, you aren't kidding about the double standard though! I'd have an appointment with HR if I said half the things some of the female nurses would say

correction, one chick didn't pass skills exams... 6:1 ratio, 2 are pretty hnnnnggg....

Thanks mang, I like working with women, I can handle their emotions better than the average male.

Yeah I didn't mind it....made me the go to person for moving patients haha

If you can get over the occasional gossip, it is a great experience

[bmx045]

sometimes I just can't take working with so many women, it's an estrogen overload.

[guyman123]

sometimes I just can't take working with so many women, it's an estrogen overload.

This. I was so sick of hanging out with girls after being around them for two years. All my bros are in different unis so I'd have to drive to them every few months or so. The only girl I was fine with was ARN, only because she doesn't give as much of a chit about anything, unlike most of my female classmates.

And she lifted with me ayyy

[fbreaker]

hell fckin yeah, got an 86 on my pediatric and maternity final.



come at me psych rotation (not srs)

^^
I feel you, it gets old working/studying/talking with live laugh loves but some girls are legit and are serious about their work. i think it's nice to be able to flirt with a bunch of chicks during downtime though. one of my classmates said that she avoided going into patient's room just because she didn't like her patient, and in general they almost always find something to complain about. @guyman123 sorry you didn't have a bronurse with you during your rotations.


no homerino. also, does anyone else never put their stethoscope around their neck? i always put it in one of my pockets, afraid a pt is going to choke me with it one day

[SpyderTT]

no homerino. also, does anyone else never put their stethoscope around their neck? i always put it in one of my pockets, afraid a pt is going to choke me with it one day

Agreed, and it looks way less douchey

[Megalomaniacal]

I used to date some nurses from other facilities, one being a nightwalker, I used to know she had a hard night when I came to her house in the morning and there was a very specific trail from the front door to her bedroom:

1 dansko, alcohol pads, scrub pants, saline flush, sock, alcohol pads, scrub jacket, more saline flushes, other sock, scrub top, saline flushes, other dansko, bra, alcohol pads......bedroom.

lel

[guyman123]

hell fckin yeah, got an 86 on my pediatric and maternity final.

I feel you, it gets old working/studying/talking with live laugh loves but some girls are legit and are serious about their work. i think it's nice to be able to flirt with a bunch of chicks during downtime though. one of my classmates said that she avoided going into patient's room just because she didn't like her patient, and in general they almost always find something to complain about. @guyman123 sorry you didn't have a bronurse with you during your rotations.

tfw youngest male in class.
tfw youngest person in class...feelsbadman.
The two guys closest to my age and could have been possible bros were both held back a semester. Like I said, ARN was the only person closest to a bro that I could get in school lol. I now have brahs at work, but at they're least six years older than me

You the catcher, brah?

[hxcstunna]

tfw youngest male in class.
tfw youngest person in class...feelsbadman.
The two guys closest to my age and could have been possible bros were both held back a semester. Like I said, ARN was the only person closest to a bro that I could get in school lol. I now have brahs at work, but at they're least six years older than me

You the catcher, brah?

Sad face because they're six years older than a twenty fuking one year old? Lel Confirmed *******. Spoken like a true youngun

[guyman123]

Sad face because they're six years older than a twenty fuking one year old? Lel Confirmed *******. Spoken like a true youngun

They can't do chit like a normal brah could do because they're engaged and doing older people chit, but they will lift with me occasionally.



red.

[SKIN__N__BONES]

no homerino. also, does anyone else never put their stethoscope around their neck? i always put it in one of my pockets, afraid a pt is going to choke me with it one day

Around the neck crew. Gets in the way in pockets. But than again I have a huge heavy steth not one of the nice thin light littmans

[DatMurse]

Around the neck crew. Gets in the way in pockets. But than again I have a huge heavy steth not one of the nice thin light littmans

That's what she said.



I keep it around my neck because it takes up a whole pocket as well.

[GetHimABodyBag]

ER Tech checking in.

Except for 1 charge and a certain doc, I love working in my ER and with my coworkers. A good amount of males.
Not a fan of 1900-700 shift, actually hate it when it's 200-700 and slow/boring as fuk.

Any ER people?

[ARN14]

I used to date some nurses from other facilities, one being a nightwalker, I used to know she had a hard night when I came to her house in the morning and there was a very specific trail from the front door to her bedroom:

1 dansko, alcohol pads, scrub pants, saline flush, sock, alcohol pads, scrub jacket, more saline flushes, other sock, scrub top, saline flushes, other dansko, bra, alcohol pads......bedroom.

lel

OMG this! I wish there was an autoclave setting sometimes for the shower...