RANT: Welcome to Aqua-Beowulf's, the home of fantasy football

**Tyrbolift** · 09-13-2012, 12:35 AM

Originally Posted by XADO

Cyndi Lauper......Phil has other nice songs....

On top of every day **** at work....i forgot my fork at home

(.....I have to eat Chicken breast, beef and other assortments of food with a freakin' coffee spoon......

For the love of GOD =))

I bought a set of plastic utensils to keep at work for just such occasion.

**chazzy1864** · 09-13-2012, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by XADO

Cyndi Lauper......Phil has other nice songs....

On top of every day **** at work....i forgot my fork at home

(.....I have to eat Chicken breast, beef and other assortments of food with a freakin' coffee spoon......

For the love of GOD =))

Did cave men have forks? YOu should just be using your bare hands and teeth to get your nourishment in!!

Originally Posted by Tyrbolift

I bought a set of plastic utensils to keep at work for just such occasion.

Or, you know, ^that.

**Orlando1234977** · 09-13-2012, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

It wasn't until halfway through that I picked up on the quote.

I was like... oh man, Voxy, this is just going to incite more. Then I

.

sometimes this is the vibe of the rant.

**ShaneSwan** · 09-13-2012, 01:38 AM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Or, you know, ^that.

I was going to suggest he request his work be moved into his kitchen.

Originally Posted by Orlando1234977

sometimes this is the vibe of the rant.

[youtube]pescitrolling[/yutube]

Good fellas,
good vibrations

/nohomo

**darinaldi** · 09-13-2012, 02:18 AM

Originally Posted by Farley1324

This one is for TAAB

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...th-broken-arm/

Washington Redskins long-snapper Nick Sundberg played the entire second half despite breaking his left arm late in the first half of the team’s 40-32 season-opening win over the New Orleans Saints.

You may already know, if you watched the game. I did not.

I think the Raiders gave the world a graphic illustration on Monday night of what happens when you lose your long snapper. Even if one dies, I think they'll still stick him out there Weekend at Bernie's -style before bringing out the novice replacement after that game.

Originally Posted by XADO

Cyndi Lauper......Phil has other nice songs....

No, no Phil doesn't.

EDIT: Plus, holy hell that was some meltdown I missed last night.

**ShaneSwan** · 09-13-2012, 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by darinaldi

I think the Raiders gave the world a graphic illustration on Monday night of what happens when you lose your long snapper. Even if one dies, I think they'll still stick him out there Weekend at Bernie's -style before bringing out the novice replacement after that game.

Sundberg: "Against all odds (take a look at me now)"

EDIT: Plus, holy hell that was some meltdown I missed last night.

Its just another day for you, you and me in paradise.

**XADO** · 09-13-2012, 02:55 AM

Originally Posted by ShaneSwan

I was going to suggest he request his work be moved into his kitchen.

I wouldn't mind when i am not off around the world to be sitting at home and not have to go to the office...to what? work on a PC?

)....I have one home too :P....

**adamdavidson47** · 09-13-2012, 04:26 AM

Originally Posted by Farley1324

This one is for TAAB

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...th-broken-arm/

Washington Redskins long-snapper Nick Sundberg played the entire second half despite breaking his left arm late in the first half of the team�s 40-32 season-opening win over the New Orleans Saints.

You may already know, if you watched the game. I did not.

Interesting. That's one tough SOB, even if he's just a LS.

Did you know that Logan Mankins played the entire season last year with a torn ACL? I read that in ESPN or SI, I can't recall. I despise New England, but I gained a boat load of respect for that guy. His pain receptors must be turned off.

**kvk1** · 09-13-2012, 04:52 AM

Wh-what happened here last night. Jesus. Calm down folks. It's a little electronic device.

**Dominik** · 09-13-2012, 04:59 AM

**kvk1** · 09-13-2012, 05:00 AM

My DVR is pooping out on me.

**chazzy1864** · 09-13-2012, 05:18 AM

Originally Posted by kvk1

My DVR is pooping out on me.

I think i used my DVR a handful of times, until I discovered downloading. No longer had to DVR my shows to watch them at a later time.

**ZoranM** · 09-13-2012, 05:20 AM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

until I discovered downloading

Great time to mention this, Charls.

**kvk1** · 09-13-2012, 05:21 AM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

I think i used my DVR a handful of times, until I discovered downloading. No longer had to DVR my shows to watch them at a later time.

I kind of like not breaking the law. Also, I use DVR to get all the news network programming. No sane person would put all that drivel on the internet for percolation to the masses.

**kvk1** · 09-13-2012, 05:23 AM

Originally Posted by kvk1

for percolation to the masses

**chazzy1864** · 09-13-2012, 05:24 AM

Originally Posted by kvk1

I kind of like not breaking the law. Also, I use DVR to get all the news network programming. No sane person would put all that drivel on the internet for percolation to the masses.

-_-

**darinaldi** · 09-13-2012, 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by kvk1

Wh-what happened here last night. Jesus. Calm down folks. It's a little electronic device.

Apple: serious business.

Originally Posted by Dominik

The guy in the beefcake one looks a little like Blunt.

**kvk1** · 09-13-2012, 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

-_-

�\_(ツ)_/�

**ThickAsABrick** · 09-13-2012, 05:29 AM

Originally Posted by Dominik

Orlando Einstein.

lol

**adamdavidson47** · 09-13-2012, 05:30 AM

Originally Posted by kvk1

My DVR is pooping out on me.

Mine too. It's making a whining noise, kind of like the noise people were making here last night arguing about Apple.

**kvk1** · 09-13-2012, 05:32 AM

Originally Posted by adamdavidson47

It's making a whining noise, kind of like the noise people were making here last night arguing about Apple.

Cringe.

I'd leave the satirical prose to the pros.

**adamdavidson47** · 09-13-2012, 05:32 AM

Side Note, anybody watch that new show with Hyde from that 70s show? Men At Work I believe it's called. It was actually kind of funny.

Also, Freaks and Geeks might be the best unheard of show ever created. If you don't know what it is, watch a few episodes. James Franco, Seth Rogan, many others, before they were "famous"

**adamdavidson47** · 09-13-2012, 05:33 AM

Originally Posted by kvk1

Cringe.

I'd leave the satirical prose to the pros.

Meh.

**ThickAsABrick** · 09-13-2012, 05:33 AM

Originally Posted by VoxExMachina

Honestly?

No. We'd prefer you be dishonest.

Thanks for asking, though.

**adamdavidson47** · 09-13-2012, 05:35 AM

Originally Posted by Tyrbolift

I bought a set of plastic utensils to keep at work for just such occasion.

I always make sure I have a supply of Sporks in my top drawer.

The Spork, which I believe was invented by KFC, is awesome. It's spoon, fork and knife all in one.

**ThickAsABrick** · 09-13-2012, 05:38 AM

Originally Posted by Farley1324

This one is for TAAB

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...th-broken-arm/

Washington Redskins long-snapper Nick Sundberg played the entire second half despite breaking his left arm late in the first half of the team�s 40-32 season-opening win over the New Orleans Saints.

You may already know, if you watched the game. I did not.

yep, pretty badass

they put him on IR, so it seems they plan on bringing him back in a few weeks once it has healed.

**darinaldi** · 09-13-2012, 05:40 AM

Originally Posted by ThickAsABrick

No. We'd prefer you be dishonest.

Thanks for asking, though.

Not sure how soon he'll be back to see this riposte now that his user title is "Unsubscribed."

**darinaldi** · 09-13-2012, 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by adamdavidson47

The Spork, which I believe was invented by KFC,

You believe incorrectly.

**ThickAsABrick** · 09-13-2012, 05:44 AM

DVR > downloading

Also, I still don't have a smart phone.

**darinaldi** · 09-13-2012, 05:45 AM

Originally Posted by kvk1

I'd leave the satirical prose to the pros.

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