RANT: Welcome to Aqua-Beowulf's, the home of fantasy football

[Farley1324]

Well, I'm truly happy for you then.

Why don't you return the favor and allow us blind, brainwashed, iPhone sheeple to revel in our perceived happiness?

Because if I want to post 1.5 sentences lulz'ing at the 4" screen right after it is released, I will do so.

It really was a really freaking simple, short, one off post that you went all ape sh.it over.

It's like you're on the rag today, damn.

Take a deep breath.

[im2manly]

If you're going to neg me with your MULTIPLE TROLL ACCOUNTS, Im2manly, at least be creative.

You sound upset

[VoxExMachina]

Because if I want to post 1.5 sentences lulz'ing at the 4" screen right after it is released, I will do so.

It really was a really freaking simple, short, one off post that you went all ape sh.it over.

It's like you're on the rag today, damn.

I mean, seriously, if you are too emotionally unstable to handle what I posted you don't belong on the internet.

Yes, I am on the opposite side of the argument than you, so I must be "on the rag" and "emotionally unstable".



You're a glorious addition to the Rant.

[Farley1324]

You're a glorious addition to the Rant.

Why thank you.

[Dominik]

lol he must have had a tough day at work, he hasn't been this on edge since we talked about gay marriage.

[Farley1324]

Image fail

Edit: Damn ninja edit

[VoxExMachina]

"On the rag" insults and Tom Cruise .gifs.

You guys must be getting too much radiation from your oversized phones.

Time to download a geiger counter app.

[Farley1324]

"On the rag" insults and Tom Cruise .gifs.

You guys must be getting too much radiation from your oversized phones.

Time to download a geiger counter app.

That's what the Nukalert is for.

[Dominik]

"On the rag" insults and Tom Cruise .gifs.

You guys must be getting too much radiation from your oversized phones.

Time to download a geiger counter app.

Vox, have you had your blood pressure checked lately?

You'd give that guy from Croydon a run for his money

[im2manly]

Had a blue moon tonight with some judges and law clerks. I can get used to the schmoozin' and boozin', even thought it was hot as bawlz in a suit all night and day. Had to limit the beer it to 1 beer to keep up appearances and to prevent the beer shiitz.

[VoxExMachina]

You'd give that guy from Croydon a run for his money

Maybe.

So why keep up with posts you expect will irritate me? Is it amusing? Am I funny? Do I amuse you?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fcked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you?

[im2manly]

I can't stop listening to this song (srs). Stuck in my fuking head.

[Farley1324]

[Farley1324]

This one is for TAAB

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...th-broken-arm/

Washington Redskins long-snapper Nick Sundberg played the entire second half despite breaking his left arm late in the first half of the team’s 40-32 season-opening win over the New Orleans Saints.


You may already know, if you watched the game. I did not.

[AHTTG]

Did Vox just have a meltdown while I was playing Journey? Fun game by the way, I was mesmerized.

[Dominik]

Maybe.

So why keep up with posts you expect will irritate me? Is it amusing? Am I funny? Do I amuse you?

Jokes aside, I don't post about Apple to irritate you. If I'm not responding to a comment someone has already posted about Apple then it's probably because I just read something that annoyed me enough to post about it.

You and PM don't enter the picture until you start breathing fire. TBH I'd rather avoid heated discussions with Apple employees/shareholders – all that rage doesn't seem good for your health.

[VoxExMachina]

TBH I'd rather avoid heated discussions with Apple employees/shareholders – all that rage doesn't seem good for your health.

You're right.

I'm out.

[AHTTG]

You're right.

I'm out.

Take it easy, maybe go play some Journey. See, your "well if you don't like it, why don't you just stop talking about it herpy derp herp" spiel does ruffle my jimmies. But, now that I've just completed Journey, I'm a picture of serenity.

[GeneralSerpant]

[img]http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/2/d/2d7ijkbzu3uikjzd.jpg[/img]

jam'd

with mah penis.




Someday.

Looks Sho'pped.

[Orlando1234977]

Those who came off iPhone 4 contracts after 2 years who grew tired of waiting for the iPhone 5 and bought an S3 surely won't be feeling too bad at all today.

I'll need proof. Without concrete evidence, or an announcement from each, your opinion of their feeling is no more valid than you not feeling too bad at all today. I'll let that idea marinate for a while.

You've been DOM'd

enjoy.

[Farley1324]

I'll need proof. Without concrete evidence, or an announcement from each, your opinion of their feeling is no more valid than you not feeling too bad at all today. I'll let that idea marinate for a while.

You've been DOM'd

enjoy.

*raises hand*

That's me. Off contract this spring, sold my iPhone 4 and bought an S3 (actually turned a slight profit in the process). Quite happy with my decision. I didn't get tired of waiting for the 5, though, I wanted a larger screen and 4G LTE. And it wasn't a 2 year contract, but 18 months.

*quietly checks battery life, sweet, still 68%*

[ShaneSwan]

You can all bash the company I work for.

Your company is so crap, that if you park your car outside it, your windscreen gets scratched.

And, your company is so effeminate, that I wont bash it on the principle that I dont hit girls.

Further, 'management' at your company is referred to as 'girlagement'.

Also, your company is so far in the red people think it is communist.

Lastly, the service at your company is so bad that customers only return to make complaints.

[Dominik]

I'll need proof. Without concrete evidence, or an announcement from each, your opinion of their feeling is no more valid than you not feeling too bad at all today. I'll let that idea marinate for a while.

You've been DOM'd

enjoy.

lulz delivered and signed for.

From this day forward I shall refer to you as Orlando Jackman.

[Orlando1234977]

*raises hand*

That's me. Off contract this spring, sold my iPhone 4 and bought an S3 (actually turned a slight profit in the process). Quite happy with my decision. I didn't get tired of waiting for the 5, though, I wanted a larger screen and 4G LTE. And it wasn't a 2 year contract, but 18 months.

*quietly checks battery life, sweet, still 68%*

But you're just one, he said those, so my obtuse mockery post still werks. Plus I don't know anything about apple phones.

Bears gun done git smoked for the world to see tomorrow under the big lights @ Lambeau off Lombardi Ave.

[ShaneSwan]

Had a blue moon tonight with some judges and law clerks. I can get used to the schmoozin' and boozin', even thought it was hot as bawlz in a suit all night and day. Had to limit the beer it to 1 beer to keep up appearances and to prevent the beer shiitz.

Just beer with it. Good idea not to bear too much of yourself this early on. The odd bare or two is probably expected.

[chazzy1864]

Incorrect.
The Rock beats them both.

^ This.

jam'd
with mah penis.
Someday.

You can all bash the company I work for.

Some of those that work market forces,
are the same that burn crosses.

^ lawlz

Maybe.

So why keep up with posts you expect will irritate me? Is it amusing? Am I funny? Do I amuse you?

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fcked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you?

It wasn't until halfway through that I picked up on the quote.

I was like... oh man, Voxy, this is just going to incite more. Then I .

Did Vox just have a meltdown while I was playing Journey? Fun game by the way, I was mesmerized.

WTF is journey?

Aside from one of the most awesomest bands of all time!

Your company is so crap, that if you park your car outside it, your windscreen gets scratched.
And, your company is so effeminate, that I wont bash it on the principle that I dont hit girls.
Further, 'management' at your company is referred to as 'girlagement'.
Also, your company is so far in the red people think it is communist.
Lastly, the service at your company is so bad that customers only return to make complaints.

[AHTTG]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/nightmaresfearfactory/

[GeneralSerpant]

Phil Collins vs Cyndi Lauper : True Colors...

Who wins?

[XADO]

Phil Collins vs Cyndi Lauper : True Colors...

Who wins?

Cyndi Lauper......Phil has other nice songs....

On top of every day **** at work....i forgot my fork at home (.....I have to eat Chicken breast, beef and other assortments of food with a freakin' coffee spoon......

For the love of GOD =))

[ShaneSwan]

Phil Collins vs Cyndi Lauper : True Colors...

Who wins?

Ironically, Collins' rhythm track/drum groove ruins the song for me. By comparison, Lauper's version is much darker overall, which I like.