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[ShaneSwan]

She be trolling. Or she's 12yrs old.

[GeneralSerpant]

kinda gross.

[Dominik]

A bottomless pit thinker?

Anusly is an interesting character:

Lets keep in mind, I am way stronger than you (Srs).

My lifting days may be numbered guys.

One minute he's a tough guy and the next he's a big pussy.

[XADO]

She be trolling. Or she's 12yrs old.

She might have fallen out of the stupid tree too many times and killer her only neuron )....

Beside, i doubt that circumcision has made muslims and hebrew less horny and disliking sexual pleasures ....

[ShaneSwan]

Beside, i doubt that circumcision has made muslims and hebrew less horny and disliking sexual pleasures ....

Therein lies the irony of 'her' spiel; it reads more like the beliefs of a religious zealot than anything else.

[kvk1]

afjlhadsjlfkhasihategettingupat4AMadsfjljdsajgfahs

[ShaneSwan]

Eat some mousse, youll feel better.

[ZoranM]

WTF?

[kvk1]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ocOsK.gif[img]

*swoon*

[ShaneSwan]

One of her best pics

[chazzy1864]

One of her best pics

[img]http://www.coronacomingattractions.com/sites/default/files/news/olivia_wilde_elle_2010.jpg[img]

I would like my penis to be introduced to her lady bits.

[kvk1]

F1 2012 demo.



Out on Steam.

[ZoranM]

One of her best pics

I would like my penis to be introduced to her lady bits.

The two of you seem to only be associating sex when presented with the sight of her. There is much more to the face and the whole appearance of this divine human being than just the phantasy of sharing the sheets, kitchen or a pool table.

You may now return to your comic books.

[XADO]

I'm more into classical ones ....Vintage is vintage....

[chazzy1864]

The two of you seem to only be associating sex when presented with the sight of her. There is much more to the face and the whole appearance of this divine human being than just the phantasy of sharing the sheets, kitchen or a pool table.

You may now return to your comic books.

Well since I haven't had a deep meaningful conversation with her and/or actually know much of how she acts in movies/shows, I'll stick to objectifying her. It works for me.

[ShaneSwan]

I would like my penis to be introduced to her lady bits.

There's a lighting guy standing out of shot to our right thinking exactly that, too.

[Tyrbolift]

I would like my penis to be introduced to her lady bits.

Good idea.

She probably hasn't had a good laugh today.

[Tyrbolift]

I'm more into classical ones ....Vintage is vintage....

Ludwig von Buttoven

[ShaneSwan]

There is much more to the face and the whole appearance of this divine human being

Pics or it didnt happen.

[ZoranM]

Pics or it didnt happen.

You may start here
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412142/
Bring chuzzele with you, he wonders about acting skillz. There's a whole world beyond Justified.

[chazzy1864]

You may start here
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412142/
Bring chuzzele with you, he wonders about acting skillz. There's a whole world beyond Justified.

Scrubs is the only hospital show I need.

I didn't question her skills, I just said I haven't seen any possible personalities she's portrayed.

+ Putting an actress on a pedestal is a dumb. Which personality she acts do you think most closely resembles her real one?

[ShaneSwan]

Which personality she acts do you think most closely resembles her real one?

Once told by an interviewer, "Everybody would like to be Cary Grant," Grant is said to have replied, "So would I."

[SDFlip]

i'm getting addicted to reddit gone wild. something about seeing naked normal girls, not paid porn stars, is awesome to me.

[ZoranM]

+ Putting an actress on a pedestal is a dumb. Which personality she acts do you think most closely resembles her real one?

I am putting an appearance on a pedestal. To shorten the whole text: she is beautiful in every way, i don't just wanna "do her", i'd wanna talk, hold hands, cuddle, hug, smell her, share a beer, laugh together about Apple ****otry and play a guessing game on what Tyrbo wore on Mayflower.

Link was for ShanePen to watch the show and recognize all this, and for you, since you mentioned acting skills, at the same time.

[chazzy1864]

I am putting an appearance on a pedestal. To shorten the whole text: she is beautiful in every way, i don't just wanna "do her", i'd wanna talk, hold hands, cuddle, hug, smell her, share a beer, laugh together about Apple ****otry and play a guessing game on what Tyrbo wore on Mayflower.

Link was for ShanePen to watch the show and recognize all this, and for you, since you mentioned acting skills, at the same time.

So, you'd like to marry Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley?

[ZoranM]

So, you'd like to marry Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley?

Sure. That woman is bisexual and would not be against working on other women together with the hubby. After the cuddle, hand holding and that beer of course.

[ShaneSwan]

I am putting an appearance on a pedestal. To shorten the whole text: she is beautiful in every way, i don't just wanna "do her", i'd wanna talk, hold hands, cuddle, hug, smell her, share a beer, laugh together about Apple ****otry and play a guessing game on what Tyrbo wore on Mayflower.

Link was for ShanePen to watch the show and recognize all this

Sure, I can respect that.

Some women you wanna 'be' with; some, you wanna be with.

Be; be.

Bebe.

Booby.

[kvk1]

My coffee temperature timeline:

Just brewed: Hot as hell.
5 minutes after in a cup: Moderately hot.
6 minutes after in a cup: Hot.
6 minutes and 15 seconds after in a cup: -9.7 billion degrees.

These are my observations. Thank you.

[kvk1]

I'm getting really sick of all of these touchy-feely movies using baseball as a background.

Nobody gives a shit. Stop making them. When the fuck is Skyfall coming out.

[kvk1]

People who buy waterproof cases for their phones, tablets, etc.

Do you really need your device in the tub or in the pool with you?

Are you really that connected?

I doubt it.