*Official US Army Thread* 5th Tour: Garrison Army of Peace

[Gomer_Pyle]

Sapper Tab = obtainable by females...........




NEED I SAY MORE

Don't even get me started....

[paulpfiction]

but i'll still tag team it if you're down. at your place, not mine

In.jpg!

[S1D3SW1P3]

Yep, open to females. I was actually watching a mini series about sapper school the other day and there was a female in the class. Didn't finish so I dunno if she made it.

One of the chicks I went to MP school with subsequently became an officer, branched engineer, and she is sapper tabbed now.

How many in a unit? Well divide number of guys by 3 (the number of holes they have) and that will tell u minimum staffing.

Lol sounds about right. The one thing I hate about being an MP is having deal with stupid females. Seems a decent female soldier is a rare being.

[VAPump]

Lol sounds about right. The one thing I hate about being an MP is having deal with stupid females. Seems a decent female soldier is a rare being.

Yea I know 1 or 2 really good ones. But thats like 1% of how many I've met total.

[CheekyRunt]

I've learned the best way to deal with female soldiers is to ignore them completely. Like they're not even there. Unless I am forced to interact with them for some clerical reason.

"you can treat me like just one of the guys..."

lol nope... think I'm a fcking idiot?

ROTC was painful. I was grading a chick on an APFT and her massive knockers blocked her arms from going 90º. Not a single pushup was had that morning. When she complained to cadre and I was asked about it I told them the AR specifically states what is and is not a pushup, and there are no exceptions for body parts blocking correct form.

[05impalaSS]

Sapper Tab = obtainable by females...........




NEED I SAY MORE

True! I saw a female at the DFAC in KAF with the Sapper tab

[frommisc]

True! I saw a female at the DFAC in KAF with the Sapper tab

i wonder if they nerf the 28 days sapper course taken by females , something like g.i. jane

[VAPump]

i wonder if they nerf the 28 days sapper course taken by females , something like g.i. jane

how do you nerf an already easy course?





trollolololol

[schnit]

her massive knockers blocked her arms from going 90º. Not a single pushup was had that morning

How I picture it.

Ready....begin!
*large chested female starts bouncing tits off the ground*
~45 seconds later when she quits and asks "How many was that?"
Cheeky shakes head as if he's awakening from deep daydreaming and responds "I'm sorry. What? Had my mind on something else....Uhhh zero, but I'll let you try again."

Had a ******* in my unit during last month's PT test quit at like 45 thinking it was the 60, turns out he needed 46 and they let him re-do the pushups. If he were my soldier I'd ensure he wouldn't just get 60 when he re-took it the following month. I can't stand that **** more than anything.

[paulpfiction]

How I picture it.

Ready....begin!
*large chested female starts bouncing tits off the ground*
~45 seconds later when she quits and asks "How many was that?"
Cheeky shakes head as if he's awakening from deep daydreaming and responds "I'm sorry. What? Had my mind on something else....Uhhh zero, but I'll let you try again."

Had a ******* in my unit during last month's PT test quit at like 45 thinking it was the 60, turns out he needed 46 and they let him re-do the pushups. If he were my soldier I'd ensure he wouldn't just get 60 when he re-took it the following month. I can't stand that **** more than anything.

Tell those ****ghot graders to read the reg again, which should have been explained before the event started....after ten successful repetitions there are no restarts

[VAPump]

Tell those ****ghot graders to read the reg again, which should have been explained before the event started....after ten successful repetitions there are no restarts

i'm legitimately impressed you know something.

[jmonty]

i'm legitimately impressed you know something.

apft, there is an app for that

[Dirk__Diggler]

Tell those ****ghot graders to read the reg again, which should have been explained before the event started....after ten successful repetitions there are no restarts

google, you googled that.

you don't have to lie.

[put5onyo]

i'm legitimately impressed you know something.

google, you googled that.

you don't have to lie.

Maybe he's working on getting his 5's?

[bluemarlinO4]

Eod is obtainable by females too


I know a few Eod girls in the navy that were super squared away and could out pt most dudes. Dive and jump qualled and everything.

[CheekyRunt]

How I picture it.

Ready....begin!
*large chested female starts bouncing tits off the ground*
~45 seconds later when she quits and asks "How many was that?"
Cheeky shakes head as if he's awakening from deep daydreaming and responds "I'm sorry. What? Had my mind on something else....Uhhh zero, but I'll let you try again."

Had a ******* in my unit during last month's PT test quit at like 45 thinking it was the 60, turns out he needed 46 and they let him re-do the pushups. If he were my soldier I'd ensure he wouldn't just get 60 when he re-took it the following month. I can't stand that **** more than anything.

Haha, nah. She was a girl that always had attitude and flaunted that she was on the nurse track and could not be fcked with. Cadre was mad that I failed her but they couldn't gig me for doing the right thing. But they gave her her own APFT later in the week so she wouldn't get kicked out of the nursing program.

I hate it when people try to get over on the APFT. It is so god damn simple that there should be no reason to try to cheat or not do things correctly.

[Gomer_Pyle]

Eod is obtainable by females too


I know a few Eod girls in the navy that were super squared away and could out pt most dudes. Dive and jump qualled and everything.

The navy females i knew were amazing at pt.

Army and af, there was maybe 1. Almost all of them get hurt

I knew a couple Army female Ncos that were super squared away though.

The junior enlisted females rarely ever graduate. I saw 1.

[05impalaSS]

pt and female should not be used in the same sentence

[put5onyo]

pt and female should not be used in the same sentence

ironic

[Hola Bola]

I've learned the best way to deal with female soldiers is to ignore them completely. Like they're not even there. Unless I am forced to interact with them for some clerical reason.

+1...

[CheekyRunt]

ironic

lol!

[paulpfiction]

i'm legitimately impressed you know something.

I actually wrote it off memory, since I give a pt test every month to our failures... I get to hear it every month.

[paulpfiction]

Maybe he's working on getting his 5's?

If only you guys wrote my e4 eval

[bswoll]

VA- wanna go camping with all my wife's friends and I in a couple weeks? Dead srs

[schnit]

VA- wanna go camping with all my wife's friends and I in a couple weeks? Dead srs

$10 says it's not the hot female ones, it's some dudes she knows.

In B4 VA getting tricked into camping at some gay nude beach.

[bswoll]

$10 says it's not the hot female ones, it's some dudes she knows.

In B4 VA getting tricked into camping at some gay nude beach.

Hahaha busted. Naw, it's the chicks.

Inb4 VA impresses them with his ability to ruck through the woods and make them a fire with his bare hands. Bishes love fires

[put5onyo]

In B4 In B4

[Trueweltall]

[schnit]

There is nothing more motivating than watching a **** bag fall out on a run. I hate running with a passion and all I think about is quitting, but when I sees dat ****bag begin to fall out it's like I've been suddenly been given the running genetics of a Kenyan.

If I was in a unit with enough **** bags to keep me motivated I could probably do a 12 minute 2 mile.

[put5onyo]

*Falls Out for Schnit Crew*