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    How to compliment a guy on his glutes at the gym?

    K there's this bro at they gym that has these massive glutes, where mine are pretty flat, like pants barely stay on without belt. How do I approach the guy and ask what he did to get his glutes so big?
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    Smack his behind, he will know what u mean if u know wat i mean
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    go up to him and ask him if he could show you the correct form for an ATG squat while winking and licking your lips
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    grab him and say "wow niceglutes bro"
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    just ask him if you can **** it brah
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    Walk up slap his ass and be like damn man what i would give to have that ass. Wait what? lol
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    ask him how much he squats
    *answers*

    then you say
    "dude, I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you've got a hot ass" (no homo)
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    you ask him how a white boy like that be speaking spanish and that it makes your diq hard
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    Originally Posted by Sadida76 View Post
    ask him how much he squats
    *answers*

    then you say
    "dude, I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you've got a hot ass" (no homo)
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    k so if i say no homo it wont be awkward?
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    so you're the phaggot you has been mirin' by glutes at the gym

    knew you were a miscer
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    I always get comments on my huge glutes OP (srs). Squats with feet shoulder width apart should do the trick.
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    "Mirin glutes bro, no hetero" - OP
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    1. Sneak in an hour before the gym opens and smash all the mirrors in the gym.
    2. Wait for him to do squats in the power rack.
    3. When he's doing his set quickly slide a bench under him. Lie down on it with your face up so when he bottoms out on the squat your mouth is on his anus.
    4. Wait for him to come down on the squat, grab his glutes firmly and shove your tongue into his rectal passage. Vigorously lick with a scooping motion capturing as much fecal matter in your tongue as possible. Swallow. Smile.
    5. Tell him nice glutes as you run out the gym.
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    you say "hi I'm OP and I'm a phaggot, nice glutes"
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    Ask him what he does to get his glutes so big and for him to show you
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    OP: "May I take a look at your butt?"
    Guy: "Wutt wutt?"
    OP: "It's ok, I'm an archeologist. I need to examine your bone. Your tail-bone is quite a rarity."

    ...and then ask him his glutes routine
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    Tell him the heavenly blessed beauty copypasta and he'll tell you everything about his glutes over dinner with candles and lube on the table

    also use the "i dont look for anything too srs" and wink with a smile. and he'll know, its all hetero.
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    Just be like damn bruh, I wanna stick my head up your ass until I can't breath. I wanna suffocate there, that's my goal. That's how i choose to die, then I'm gonna try to escape and fight for my life, and I want you to squeeze your butt cheeks on my neck, like a venus fly trap, don't let me escape, let me die in the delicious booty meat.
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    Originally Posted by RedPoster View Post
    1. Sneak in an hour before the gym opens and smash all the mirrors in the gym.
    2. Wait for him to do squats in the power rack.
    3. When he's doing his set quickly slide a bench under him. Lie down on it with your face up so when he bottoms out on the squat your mouth is on his anus.
    4. Wait for him to come down on the squat, grab his glutes firmly and shove your tongue into his rectal passage. Vigorously lick with a scooping motion capturing as much fecal matter in your tongue as possible. Swallow. Smile.
    5. Tell him nice glutes as you run out the gym.
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    "sick glutes brah!"

    he will say "what?" or something like that

    then you say "hey man i was mirin your chiseled glutes in the locker room when you were changing and was wondering if you could help me out"
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    Originally Posted by RedPoster View Post
    1. Sneak in an hour before the gym opens and smash all the mirrors in the gym.
    2. Wait for him to do squats in the power rack.
    3. When he's doing his set quickly slide a bench under him. Lie down on it with your face up so when he bottoms out on the squat your mouth is on his anus.
    4. Wait for him to come down on the squat, grab his glutes firmly and shove your tongue into his rectal passage. Vigorously lick with a scooping motion capturing as much fecal matter in your tongue as possible. Swallow. Smile.
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    Goddamn, this!!!!
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    Originally Posted by Mate1 View Post
    so you're the phaggot you has been mirin' by glutes at the gym

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