Help with Cell-Tech

[MEDOHEKAL]

hey .. i'm 17 years old and 8 months and i'm 60 KG and 178 cm

my friends on ******** recommended for me Cell-Tech .. and i don't know take Cell-Tech or cell mass or Amino 2222 or Amino bcaa or what !!

please tell me what is the best one for me and will fit me ??

thanks in advance ...

[PogBoyyy]

You've been trolled. What you DO need is whey protein, fish oil supplements and a lot of nutrient, calorie dense foods (assuming you want to get bigger).

[shaneaunt]

You've been trolled. What you DO need is whey protein, fish oil supplements and a lot of nutrient, calorie dense foods (assuming you want to get bigger).

You don't need whey or fish oil. Just eat op

[MEDOHEKAL]

i know but i'm afraid of getting fat and Muscles will not be built :/
but if i took whey protein i have to take something else with it right ??
and thanks for replying

You've been trolled. What you DO need is whey protein, fish oil supplements and a lot of nutrient, calorie dense foods (assuming you want to get bigger).

[Riley2112]

hey .. i'm 17 years old and 8 months and i'm 60 KG and 178 cm

my friends on ******** recommended for me Cell-Tech .. and i don't know take Cell-Tech or cell mass or Amino 2222 or Amino bcaa or what !!

please tell me what is the best one for me and will fit me ??

thanks in advance ...

Cell-Tech is internet slang for steroids

[domenic1995]

cell tech=steroids

[BradCathie]

i know but i'm afraid of getting fat and Muscles will not be built :/
but if i took whey protein i have to take something else with it right ??
and thanks for replying

Lolwut. You need to gain fat to gain muscle. Protein is fucking protein, it's a supplement to provide your body with protein if you're unable to get it all through foods alone, it's not magic powder that builds muscle overnight.

If you want to do that, you'll need creatine.

[MEDOHEKAL]

You don't need whey or fish oil. Just eat op

ok good so if ama gonna take Protein i have to take Creatine ? right ?

Lolwut. You need to gain fat to gain muscle. Protein is fucking protein, it's a supplement to provide your body with protein if you're unable to get it all through foods alone, it's not magic powder that builds muscle overnight.

If you want to do that, you'll need creatine.

[Francis333]

OP is a *******.

[PlayTheGameBRAH]

hey .. i'm 17 years old and 8 months and i'm 60 KG and 178 cm

my friends on ******** recommended for me Cell-Tech .. and i don't know take Cell-Tech or cell mass or Amino 2222 or Amino bcaa or what !!

please tell me what is the best one for me and will fit me ??

thanks in advance ...

Ummm, I think that if you're looking to get big then you should concentrate on lifting heavy weights, sorting your diet and getting better sleep.

Cell tech is slang for steroids lol.

You don't need any.

[shaneaunt]

ok good so if ama gonna take Protein i have to take Creatine ? right ?

No creatine isn't a magic supplement either I don't take it

[Mastervation]

Your friend must be a miscer

[noodlesfromhell]

OP is a *******.

this.

OP, you don't f*cking need supplements. The three words you need to know are eat, sleep, train.

[MEDOHEKAL]

No creatine isn't a magic supplement either I don't take it

so your telling me if i want to gain Muscles i have to gain fat from protein and then while working out Muscles will be built
excuse me i'm kinda new :P

[MEDOHEKAL]

i know man but i'm too skinny and i'm just 60 KG !!
and no matter how much i play in the gym nothing comes out !!

this.

OP, you don't f*cking need supplements. The three words you need to know are eat, sleep, train.

[shaneaunt]

so your telling me if i want to gain Muscles i have to gain fat from protein and then while working out Muscles will be built
excuse me i'm kinda new :P

You will gain fat from eating in a surplus along with muscle

[PlayTheGameBRAH]

so your telling me if i want to gain Muscles i have to gain fat from protein and then while working out Muscles will be built
excuse me i'm kinda new :P

1. Supplements don't make a difference. You don't need protein powder, you don't need creatine or cell tech. Forget about supplements.

2. If you want to add muscle then you need to concentrate and work on 3 things:

Nutrition - eat good protein, a caloric surplus to add muscle, good fats and good carbs.
Read all the stickies in the nutrition section:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=13

Training - you'll need to lift heavy weights a few times a week. Focus on heavy compound movements such as bench press, squats, deadlifts, rows. Learn proper form.

Rest - you need to get 8-9 hours sleep a night on average every night consistently.

It'll take you time to learn some more but do some research. I'd suggest looking up the liftingforlife YouTube channel and getting good advice for natural bodybuilders.

[noodlesfromhell]

i know man but i'm too skinny and i'm just 60 KG !!
and no matter how much i play in the gym nothing comes out !!

because you DON'T EAT
if you don't eat no supplement can help

so your telling me if i want to gain Muscles i have to gain fat from protein and then while working out Muscles will be built
excuse me i'm kinda new :P

no, fat will be gained because of the caloric surplus that you need to build muscle. Also muscles are built while you rest, not while you work out.
read the stickies. all of them.

[Skeeeeet]

My experience with albuterex is a lesson to be learnt. If there’s one piece of advice I could give you all as a former addict (8 days clean), it’s that the recommended dosage should never be exceeded. Not only did Erowid fail to tell me about the dangers of street-grade albuterex, but it also forgot to mention how notoriously high the purity of the online version was. After ordering my first “legal” tub from nutri-sups, the first mistake I made was taking a full scoop before working out that day - little did I know how this single scoop would change my life. Despite all the warning labels, I thought I could handle albuterex after all the speed and meth I used to snort on school days. If I could compare it to any other reckless street drug, I’d say it’s kind of like a combination of injecting jack3d after shelving *******. The rush is so intense that my entire body begins to pump like I’ve completed a standard warmup set of romanian deadlifts (35 reps x 250kg). I still remember that first scoop - I could barely walk because my glutes were so pumped up full of blood that I couldn’t bring my legs back from full extension for 48 hours, so I just worked my upper body that day. I couldn’t use the toilet and I didn’t **** for days because I knew it’d just get stuck between my muscles until the whole pump wore off. Thank god for the appetite suppressing effects because without albuterex collapsing my eso****us for 24 hours, I would’ve been ****ed over by having to use the toilet. Another dangerous benefit worth noting is the pump albuterex gave me in my favourite muscle, the Penius Maximus. The immediate rush of blood was so intense that my penis grew to 15.5 inches flaccid (couldn’t get the erect length because I didn’t have enough rulers at home to measure). No wonder albuterex is climbing to number 1 on the world’s most notorious sport doping drugs, especially with its recent abuse in the olympics pretty much providing runners and swimmers with a 3rd leg!... I am now a former addict and proud to be helping other locals in my town kick the habit by holding “AA” meetings, or “Albuterexes Anonymous”... they may as well have called it “Albute-wrecks-you”, because that’s all my life is now, a bubbling mess of purple powder. I’ve had to paint the entire inside of my house white again because when I was on albuterex, I’d actually rub the raw powder into the walls of my house. Please don’t think I’m crazy, but it’s because I needed to be constantly reminded about taking a scoop or 2 just in case I ever started to come down at home instead of the gym. After the ecstasy like plateau of albuterex, you come down and start getting very agitated, developing serious roid/rex rage. One time I forgot to re-dose and I ended up doing lunges down the hallway with the kitchen fridge upon my shoulders before making my way to the garage where I did 25 pyramid sets of bench presses with the fridge and placing every old dumbbell I had inside the fridge to add more weight and get those last few reps in. Thank god I finally kicked the habit because I always had nightmares about deadlifting my neighbours car - it’s impossible to distinguish between dreams and reality if you’ve taken half a scoop or more. My doctor helped me too, and before I stopped, he described that breaking the addiction to such a hard drug was going to be harder than trying to quit smoking, stop masturbating, and turn straight from being gay, all at the same time! They took a blood sample on my first consultation and found 30% of my blood had been replaced by human growth hormone with the remaining 69% albuterex crystals, and 1% red blood cells. No white blood cells were found because albuterex replaces your body’s immune system and stops disease.
I’m finally off albuterex, but I still occasionally receive mail from the military asking me if I’d like to participate in some experiments about fighting the war in afghanistan on my own. Please be careful and use the correct scoop, brahs.

[bcelt1cs33189]

and no matter how much i play in the gym nothing comes out !!

i nominate this post for unintentional dirty post of the year award

[cantwait2lift]

I refuse to help OP if he won't help himself.

Also, not sure if he's a troll or 2/3 retarded.

[firemon232]

cell tech to many means steroids

[grux12]

*sigh* Why do people put their responses above the comments they're quoting?

[YoungDrSwole]

My experience with albuterex is a lesson to be learnt. If there’s one piece of advice I could give you all as a former addict (8 days clean), it’s that the recommended dosage should never be exceeded. Not only did Erowid fail to tell me about the dangers of street-grade albuterex, but it also forgot to mention how notoriously high the purity of the online version was. After ordering my first “legal” tub from nutri-sups, the first mistake I made was taking a full scoop before working out that day - little did I know how this single scoop would change my life. Despite all the warning labels, I thought I could handle albuterex after all the speed and meth I used to snort on school days. If I could compare it to any other reckless street drug, I’d say it’s kind of like a combination of injecting jack3d after shelving *******. The rush is so intense that my entire body begins to pump like I’ve completed a standard warmup set of romanian deadlifts (35 reps x 250kg). I still remember that first scoop - I could barely walk because my glutes were so pumped up full of blood that I couldn’t bring my legs back from full extension for 48 hours, so I just worked my upper body that day. I couldn’t use the toilet and I didn’t **** for days because I knew it’d just get stuck between my muscles until the whole pump wore off. Thank god for the appetite suppressing effects because without albuterex collapsing my eso****us for 24 hours, I would’ve been ****ed over by having to use the toilet. Another dangerous benefit worth noting is the pump albuterex gave me in my favourite muscle, the Penius Maximus. The immediate rush of blood was so intense that my penis grew to 15.5 inches flaccid (couldn’t get the erect length because I didn’t have enough rulers at home to measure). No wonder albuterex is climbing to number 1 on the world’s most notorious sport doping drugs, especially with its recent abuse in the olympics pretty much providing runners and swimmers with a 3rd leg!... I am now a former addict and proud to be helping other locals in my town kick the habit by holding “AA” meetings, or “Albuterexes Anonymous”... they may as well have called it “Albute-wrecks-you”, because that’s all my life is now, a bubbling mess of purple powder. I’ve had to paint the entire inside of my house white again because when I was on albuterex, I’d actually rub the raw powder into the walls of my house. Please don’t think I’m crazy, but it’s because I needed to be constantly reminded about taking a scoop or 2 just in case I ever started to come down at home instead of the gym. After the ecstasy like plateau of albuterex, you come down and start getting very agitated, developing serious roid/rex rage. One time I forgot to re-dose and I ended up doing lunges down the hallway with the kitchen fridge upon my shoulders before making my way to the garage where I did 25 pyramid sets of bench presses with the fridge and placing every old dumbbell I had inside the fridge to add more weight and get those last few reps in. Thank god I finally kicked the habit because I always had nightmares about deadlifting my neighbours car - it’s impossible to distinguish between dreams and reality if you’ve taken half a scoop or more. My doctor helped me too, and before I stopped, he described that breaking the addiction to such a hard drug was going to be harder than trying to quit smoking, stop masturbating, and turn straight from being gay, all at the same time! They took a blood sample on my first consultation and found 30% of my blood had been replaced by human growth hormone with the remaining 69% albuterex crystals, and 1% red blood cells. No white blood cells were found because albuterex replaces your body’s immune system and stops disease.
I’m finally off albuterex, but I still occasionally receive mail from the military asking me if I’d like to participate in some experiments about fighting the war in afghanistan on my own. Please be careful and use the correct scoop, brahs.

El oh el

[Francis333]

I refuse to help OP if he won't help himself.

Also, not sure if he's a troll or 2/3 retarded.

This. Read the stickies. Eat sleep lift ****tard.

[duder1312]

the only thing celltech is good for is giving you type 2 diabetes

[AMMK]