Help a miscer come up with $500 for his rent (serious) (all time low poverty brah)

[SimplyFlacid]

So this thread will actually be helpful to me here's what I can't do

- gay 4 pay
- Rob a store
- harm someone

These are the things i can't do because my conidence won't allow me

I am 19, can't get a credit card or loan (if there are ways I'm able to with bad credit please let me know)

Please list of any ways I can come up with $500 in 5 days, btw this isn't last minute. I have been trying to come up with money since early last month. It's funny cause if my dad wasn't a selfish substance abuser he would have payed me back the $800 he owes me.

Fuk man, please help a miscer come up with ways to make cash

[cchar042]

Sell blood, semen, plasma

[theculture]

Sounds like you keep begging for $500... as if it were a scam.

Age: 19? move back in with parents, problem solved. Get your priorities straight,

[rattler280]

Panhandle

Be a Squeegee kid

[safi connection]

I know you said gay for 4 is a no, buts really not so bad. You don't even have to do Nything gay in person.. If you have a good bod or are cute. I had a guy pay me $250 once to ride a dildo to completion for him on cam, I said it was my first time. Do that twice boom 500 bucks

[SimplyFlacid]

Sell blood, semen, plasma

Where do I go?

And wtf at people saying this is a scam.... Thought the misc would be there for me

[IAmLegend100]

Well you're here. Sell your computer/laptop. Sell your phone. Sell any game consoles or other expendable electronics Im sure you have.

[Needhelp1027]

get dirty and wear rags and sit on the street with a cup in your hand

pretend to be blind or deaf or something to double your profit

[aceroa]

get a job

[SimplyFlacid]

I know you said gay for 4 is a no, buts really not so bad. You don't even have to do Nything gay in person.. If you have a good bod or are cute. I had a guy pay me $250 once to ride a dildo to completion for him on cam, I said it was my first time. Do that twice boom 500 bucks

Idont have a computer

Brb riding dildos in library to pay rent crew

[Hayden31]

I know you said gay for 4 is a no, buts really not so bad. You don't even have to do Nything gay in person.. If you have a good bod or are cute. I had a guy pay me $250 once to ride a dildo to completion for him on cam, I said it was my first time. Do that twice boom 500 bucks

wut

[theculture]

Well you're here. Sell your computer/laptop. Sell your phone. Sell any game consoles or other expendable electronics Im sure you have.

Yeah if I desperately needed cash and my parents were *******s and wouldn't help me (they will help me even when im 40 and in dire need), I would go to the flea market and sell my xbox 360, my 32" LCD tv, and as a last resort, my laptop

[emille]

Sell plasma, sell things on ebay or craigslist, student loan if you are a student

[Chalky-White]

2nd thread about this.

You were given perfectly appropriate options and advice in the other thread. You're just begging now. You're probably a ****ing junkie.

[triglyceride]

go to candy store
buy 600 chocolate bars
give 6 kids 20 dollars to sell them all for 2 dollars each
wrap each candy bar with a paper that says something like "hurricane sandy relief"
1200-120-600=480

suck a dik for 20 dollars

[CBitez]

Idont have a computer

Brb riding dildos in library to pay rent crew

fukin lol'd hard

[SimplyFlacid]

Well you're here. Sell your computer/laptop. Sell your phone. Sell any game consoles or other expendable electronics Im sure you have.

I am on an iPhone now (i got it for free, friend pays for it)

I can't sell my iPhone... Then I have nothing, can't communicate, find a job ect...

How much will I get for a iPhone 4 8gb?

[saqademus]

get your parents lawnmowever and knock on every door and ask if they need their lawn mowed.


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[SimplyFlacid]

2nd thread about this.

You were given perfectly appropriate options and advice in the other thread. You're just begging now. You're probably a ****ing junkie.

No bro

Thread was deleted cause I threatened suicide (my bad mods)

[CalebRM]

You lazy piece of ****. You could have easily made that money by now but you procrastinated.

[kpd905]

Can't help with the 5 days thing, but in the future, don't loan $800 to substance abusers (or anyone).

[saqademus]

I am on an iPhone now (i got it for free, friend pays for it)

I can't sell my iPhone... Then I have nothing, can't communicate, find a job ect...

How much will I get for a iPhone 4 8gb?

lmao this is a troll thread.

buy a $10 nokia phone and sell your iphone 4.

/thread

[Nino Quincampoix]

I know you said gay for 4 is a no, buts really not so bad. You don't even have to do Nything gay in person.. If you have a good bod or are cute. I had a guy pay me $250 once to ride a dildo to completion for him on cam, I said it was my first time. Do that twice boom 500 bucks

[TheLBM]

So this thread will actually be helpful to me here's what I can't do

- Rob a store

These are the things i can't do because my conidence won't allow me

1 week

So this thread will actually be helpful to me here's what I can't do


- harm someone

These are the things i can't do because my conidence won't allow me

1 week
1+1=2.