I need serious fight advice. (srs)

**BringerOfRain** · 08-09-2012, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by lynch0617

watch the spartacus blood and sand episode where spartacus and crixus both fight the one huge azz guy. (srs)

bringer of rain!!!!!!!!

**carnage1985** · 08-09-2012, 06:22 PM

Status: I can't fight

Wants advice on Internet on fighting.

Idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore/10

**BringerOfRain** · 08-09-2012, 06:23 PM

Has anyone mentioned OP's stats don't match his story?

**ANDYMAYNE** · 08-09-2012, 06:23 PM

If we win, we will take his stuff and reimburse the people he stole from.

**HighRolluh** · 08-09-2012, 06:23 PM

So size wise:

+

vs.

**Kard** · 08-09-2012, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Kithra

If you tie up someones legs, Knee to knee, you can push them down with one finger, and if one of them cant close the distance to his legs and get their head tucked, while the other guy occupies him up top, they deserve to get beat.

If he defends the guy going to the legs, his face wide open to the other guy, If he addresses the guy attacking the face, his legs will get tied up, he will only have arm punches, and the struggle up top will make him loose balance.

their only chance is to swarm him top and bottom, None of this kicking in the shins and balls from range chit, if your not trained.

Originally Posted by StevenBG

Taking him down will limit his size advantage in a 2v1. If he's standing he will toss them like rag dolls.. While he puts 1 hitter quitters on em.. If they can manage to wrap his legs and shove from the top he has no choice but to fall..

As I see it, it's the only choice they have..

My bros...you're talking like this guy is somehow going to keep his legs close together. He's a 200lb bodybuilder. He's got the size advantage, the weight advantage. Now with size and weight he's going to be a slow guy.

The 2 have to always be on their toes, always ready to move. But the going for the legs thing yea that will work if they get him in the face somehow. He needs to be stunned.

They need to be on separate sides of him. When the fight starts it's going to be the 2 guys in front of the bodybuilder. One of the guys should walk slowly around and make the guy turn. This way one guy is behind one guy is in front. That'll give them the advantage so if he goes for one all that guy has to do is manage not to get knocked out in 0.1 seconds and the other guy will come up from the back.

Now in conclusion, getting him on the ground is their goal(correct), but going for the legs right off the start(wrong).

**TheClips** · 08-09-2012, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by lincolnmkv

Both go after him at the same time... can't just fight him one at a time.

One shoot in on his legs and try to take him down while the other swings at his face.

Originally Posted by thisisandrew9

Kick him in the balls if you're that worried about it. I wood never do it but the guy does sound like he might deserve it.

Be prepared for taunts though

Originally Posted by tmertz

80% oh the time the person throws their 1st punch with their right hand.

Originally Posted by WenWilitBmyturn

Kick to the kneecaps

I endorse all of these posts.

**HighRolluh** · 08-09-2012, 06:27 PM

OP he will outwrestle both of yall easily.

1.) You fkin tackle him so that he falls on ground-------------> try to kimura him

2. Or u don't but your friend------->

**TheDesertFox** · 08-09-2012, 06:27 PM

you gon need more pepper for dat angus

**wheynweed** · 08-09-2012, 06:29 PM

Definitely go for a low blow. If you guys can get him down and mount him it should be game over for him. Just don't let him get ahold of either of you.

**BringerOfRain** · 08-09-2012, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by HighRolluh

OP he will outwrestle both of yall easily.

1.) You fkin tackle him so that he falls on ground-------------> try to kimura him

2. Or u don't but your friend------->

You really sound like you know what you are talking about.

not srs

**HighRolluh** · 08-09-2012, 06:30 PM

LOL at kick his knees and kneecap. Bull chit. Most ppl don't know how to throw a solid roundhouse, let alone an accurate one, and with power. These guys aren't Jose Aldo. He is strong and big so he will have no problem clinching/wrestling yall.

If he wants to strike most of the times it's an incorrect right hook so bob and weave under it and return with a hook urself.

**HighRolluh** · 08-09-2012, 06:33 PM

Good advice IMO. Not sure of OP's power so might fail at 1st step.

not srs[/QUOTE]

**Show27** · 08-09-2012, 06:33 PM

He can't fight you if you're dead..

**HighRolluh** · 08-09-2012, 06:34 PM

OP this would end the fight in the 1st 30 seconds if u pull it off right

**Kithra** · 08-09-2012, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by Kard

My bros...you're talking like this guy is somehow going to keep his legs close together. He's a 200lb bodybuilder. He's got the size advantage, the weight advantage. Now with size and weight he's going to be a slow guy.

The 2 have to always be on their toes, always ready to move. But the going for the legs thing yea that will work if they get him in the face somehow. He needs to be stunned.

They need to be on separate sides of him. When the fight starts it's going to be the 2 guys in front of the bodybuilder. One of the guys should walk slowly around and make the guy turn. This way one guy is behind one guy is in front. That'll give them the advantage so if he goes for one all that guy has to do is manage not to get knocked out in 0.1 seconds and the other guy will come up from the back.

Now in conclusion, getting him on the ground is their goal(correct), but going for the legs right off the start(wrong).

It does not take alot of strength to hold a guys legs together at the knees, even a bodybuilder. Im not aware of any who train their interior aductor longus to the extent that they could separate their knees if they where getting bear hugged by a dude.

from either side of the guy is a good idea, the guy with the longer reach should go up top, head down, overhand punches, cause your untrained.

other guy bear hugs his knees.

attack at the same time.

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**flairon** · 08-09-2012, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by ANDYMAYNE

A 200 pound bodybuilder type guy my age is going to fight me (140 pounds) and my friend (150 pounds) next monday 2on1. Please don't ask about the entire story. Basically, he has jumped my friends and robbed them of hundreds of dollars worth. This is the only chance we get to settle the dispute or else he will bully us forever. He is a decent fighter while me and my friend have little experience. I MUST WIN THE 2ON1 AT ANY COST EXCEPT WEAPONS. I can't call cops because of family matters I can't cause them trouble.

Give me any piece of advice misc. It is a 2on1. We are weaker but we are the 2.

Don't both of you face him head on, bring a ball bat or brass knucks. There are no rules in a street fight.

**majinbuu** · 08-09-2012, 06:37 PM

end well, this will not.

but the guy a few posts above is right. you wont be able to take out his legs if both of you go for that first, one of you has to stun him with a punch/attack to the upper-body then in that split second (basically at the same time) the other one takes out his legs and then both of you pound him with fists or kicks while he's on the ground. if he gets up he'll be stunne/angry so he wont be thinking straight and one of you can just sneak behind and rear naked choke him

but since he already stole ur shiit/beat up one of your dudes fukk honor just bring weapons like baseball bats and crush his bones

**ClevageGobbler** · 08-09-2012, 06:39 PM

1) Sit him down in a chair

2) Massage his trapezius and have your friend brew him some pomegranate tea

3) Commence negotiation

4) If all else fails, contact this guy:

**Jaypwns** · 08-09-2012, 06:40 PM

weapon or

**TheApathy** · 08-09-2012, 06:41 PM

Have your friend go for his legs and you sucker punch him in the face but at the same time so time it right.

**vincelance54** · 08-09-2012, 06:42 PM

bring mace to blind him.

hit him in the back of the head.

rape him.

you will humiliate him while at the same time getting to bust a nut. your friend can take the mouth.

**HighRolluh** · 08-09-2012, 06:42 PM

OP u haven't fought b4 and so your reaction to that adrenaline and motor coordinaiton makes the fight unpredictable. IMO I would try a flying heel hook while your buddy kicks/punches him on the ground. This should work bcuz when u execute that flying heel hook all that weight and momentum should send that 200lb dude down while u try to lock his heel in between your flexed elbow and try to twist it.

**bubbletea9** · 08-09-2012, 06:43 PM

If you lose you guys gon get laughed at forever. Keep this in mind.

**BTBAM** · 08-09-2012, 06:44 PM

Whatever you do, make you time your attack on him perfectly. He will NOT be able to stand if you both rush and attack at the same time, but if you guys are tentative one of you may get laid out and... good night sweet prince.

**HighRolluh** · 08-09-2012, 06:45 PM

**L0GiK** · 08-09-2012, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Merc009

inb4 he brings back up

Theyre just there for moral support.

OP I think your best bet is still kicking the balls and hoping he wants kids one day ..

**aznb01p** · 08-09-2012, 06:45 PM

Use Double Team.

**Manuel80** · 08-09-2012, 06:48 PM

Originally Posted by ANDYMAYNE

We are all 17. Me and my friend are around 5 feet 6 140 pounds. The bodybuilder is about 6 feet 200 pounds. He is not a great fighter but his size will be a huge obstacle. He is likely to go for the rear naked chokehold, I've seen him in action.

He can't do the RNC in a two in one situation bro. It wont be effective, assuming one of you doesn't automatically get KO'd. If he were to try it, you could still defend, while your buddy stomps on the guy. Or pinches him. perhaps squeezing his balls(srs)

**Trigger543** · 08-09-2012, 06:48 PM

just fight him 1v1
have your buddy record it
post on the misc for our entertainment

profit

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