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    My girlfriend read 50 shades of grey and now wants me to tie her up.

    So....My girlfriend read the book 50 shades of grey and now wants me to tie her up.....So I tied my girlfriend up with belts, blindfolded her, put a rag in her mouth, and made her wear headphones that blasted her favorite song that gets her in the mood. She couldn't see or hear me and her only means of communication was through moans, screams, and gestures.

    She loves it.

    ...or at least I think she loves it. I haven't un-gagged her yet.


    Also, she is not my girlfriend. I don't know her name, but she has beautiful hair.









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    GJDM. You are on your way to having a real kinskter at your disposal. Next up: spank her til she cries
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    I read that Home Depot experienced a shortage on rope after the book was released. srs
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    Originally Posted by meatjesus View Post
    I read that Home Depot experienced a shortage on rope after the book was released. srs
    not sure if srs until....


    http://www.****edinparkslope.com/hom...re-stores.html

    "Ropes sales boost in local hardware stores in women after 50 shades of grey release"

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    you mad she's doing that so she doesn't see/hear you and fantasizes about the last time me n her fukked. Yeah Op you mad she's thinking about other guys right now?
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