Shack X: In Ove We Trust

[-Lucifer]

Met a good man this morning. He said that I've lost weight, which felt damn good because I actually put on some fat due to Diwali. Gained an inch on my waist, so I'm back to serious dieting.

Also, haven't been lifting regularly, but I've been doing whatever I can with my massive, 15 kg dumbbells.

Michael bolton...

There *was* nothing wrong with it, until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

[PhiDelt234]

Met a good man this morning. He said that I've lost weight, which felt damn good because I actually put on some fat due to Diwali. Gained an inch on my waist, so I'm back to serious dieting.

Also, haven't been lifting regularly, but I've been doing whatever I can with my massive, 15 kg dumbbells.



There *was* nothing wrong with it, until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

All it takes is a good compliment to put you back on track. I'm the same way, if I'm seeing/hearing results it motivates me.

I forgot which songs michael bolton sings.

[-Lucifer]

I forgot which songs michael bolton sings.

Never heard any of his songs, but I'm certain his music isn't like NIN's or Marilyn Manson's, so I recon I won't enjoy it.

Went back and read the last five pages that I missed. I remember Chuzzle saying he prefers fake boobs in the past, so I am confuse. How do you find a chick that has fake boobs? None that I met in the recent years had them; most of them had mosquito bites.

[-Lucifer]

Military brahs, what do you think of the F2000 Tactical? How good is it when compared to the other assault rifles?

[chazzy1864]

im gonna neg the fudge out of you

Bring it on, *******!

if done right, they feel/look pretty damn good. Hate those ones that look like softballs.

Agreed, on both accounts.

I used to like real boobs over fake but now I recently started liking fake boobs over real boobs because they look better with and without a shirt one whereas real ones look like tear drops. I like the feel of fake over real too

Concurrence is at hand.

I really hope you're trolling right now.

Not at all.

I hope I never have to do that. I haven't been to the dentist in like 15 years

Wisdom teeth removed are cake if they've already come through. Just get some local anesthetic, they yank them out, stuff gauze in your sh*t, give you a prescription for pain killers and send you on your way. In and out in under 30 minutes.

The reference was a little on the obscure side, but I knew someone would get it.

Funny story - the actor that plays that guy is named David Herman. My roommate freshman year of college (1 year after office space came out) was named David Hermann, so I asked him "hey, are you related to that actor guy?" He started cracking up and then when he finally stopped laughing responded with "no, it's just a coincidence."

this humored me.

There *was* nothing wrong with it, until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Never heard any of his songs, but I'm certain his music isn't like NIN's or Marilyn Manson's, so I recon I won't enjoy it.

Went back and read the last five pages that I missed. I remember Chuzzle saying he prefers fake boobs in the past, so I am confuse. How do you find a chick that has fake boobs? None that I met in the recent years had them; most of them had mosquito bites.

It isn't that I necessarily find them, but I've been fortunate to have 3 of the chicks I've dated had them. Apparently they all had tiny boobs and got implants to boost them to a decent size. I enjoy them, always perky, a soft yet firm feeling (how I like my women)!



On the rifle, I have not had the good fortune to fire a bullpup style rifle, let alone that way. It makes me sad.

The common pros & cons of bullpup designed weapons:
With the ammo feed in the rear, it doesn't have the "wasted space" of a butt stock as with most rifles. So you can have a shorter overall length and weight with the same barrel length.
Although with more weight to the rare, it can increase muzzle rise while firing, thus reducing accuracy during rapid fire. However with the weapon being held closer to the body, it reduces fatigue for the firer, so that could help offset the muzzle rise issue.

Left handed users have issues firing the rifle, as the ejection port is further to the rear than typical rifles and ejection ports are usually on the right side, so they'd get hit in the face by the spent casings unless they fire right handed.

[-Lucifer]

Bullpup is perfect for a zombie apocalypse. I like the Israeli one as well; forgot its name but they featured it on Future Weapons.

[chazzy1864]

Bullpup is perfect for a zombie apocalypse. I like the Israeli one as well; forgot its name but they featured it on Future Weapons.

Tavor.

[-Lucifer]

Yup, that's the one. It's sleek, accurate, and it fires the 5.56 round.

[PeterGibbons316]

I recon I'm not the only person who actually reads "recon" in his head as "ree-kahn"?

[chazzy1864]

I recon I'm not the only person who actually reads "recon" in his head as "ree-kahn"?

I used to, but now I've gotten my brain adjusted to its use in here.

[-Lucifer]

I recon I'm not the only person who actually reads "recon" in his head as "ree-kahn"?

You're not the only one. This image comes to my head every time I see the word 'recon' (third from left):

[im2manly]

I read recon as "wreck-in"

[BabyOilBrah]

I read recon as "wreck-in"

x2 when used as I recon he's a solid unit.

But when recon is used short for reconnaissance I say Ree-kahn.

[-Lucifer]

Emily Scott = time to fap. Turn safe search 'off', of course.

[-Lucifer]

[im2manly]

lubear how is the whole "working out" thing going?

[-Lucifer]

lubear how is the whole "working out" thing going?

It's going...

So, now you're a proper lawyer, yes? I guess I'll start calling you Mr. Manly or Mr. Esquire from now on.

[im2manly]

It's going...

So, now you're a proper lawyer, yes? I guess I'll start calling you Mr. Manly or Mr. Esquire from now on.

Yea for the most part. Call me Mr. Manly, Esq. Although Mr. Manly Esquire sounds appealing.

[-Lucifer]

So when I was getting back from the store this morning, I got targeted by an old lady who kept asking me for money. As soon as she saw me take cash out of my pocket to pay the retailer, she came up to me and started asking for money. I didn't give her anything, of course, but she was rather aggressive. Then she tried blocking the way and used her hands to try and stop me. I got pissed off and told her not to touch me and left. As I walked a few steps towards my place, she started shouting. Don't know WTF she said because I wasn't even paying much attention to her.

So the old lady was mad because I decided not to give her any money. What the bloody hell? If that was a man that did that (shouted at me for not giving him money), I would have kicked his ass and given him a piece of my mind.

The old lady didn't even look sick or anything.

Yea for the most part. Call me Mr. Manly, Esq. Although Mr. Manly Esquire sounds appealing.

Okay, boss. Whatever you want.

[im2manly]

So when I was getting back from the store this morning, I got targeted by an old lady who kept asking me for money. As soon as she saw me take cash out of my pocket to pay the retailer, she came up to me and started asking for money. I didn't give her anything, of course, but she was rather aggressive. Then she tried blocking the way and used her hands to try and stop me. I got pissed off and told her not to touch me and left. As I walked a few steps towards my place, she started shouting. Don't know WTF she said because I wasn't even paying much attention to her.

So the old lady was mad because I decided not to give her any money. What the bloody hell? If that was a man that did that (shouted at me for not giving him money), I would have kicked his ass and given him a piece of my mind.

The old lady didn't even look sick or anything.



Okay, boss. Whatever you want.

you shoulda tried to get a BJ (ask SIS for help with regards to that). I assume prostitution is legal in India.

[-Lucifer]

you shoulda tried to get a BJ (ask SIS for help with regards to that).

They make women and children beg because people always melt and give them money. My mom told me when I was a kid that you should never give them money because you are just encouraging them to beg more. Instead, giving them clothes and/or food would be a better choice. I've done that in the past and it felt good. Ask me for money and I'll tell you to f*ck off.

I assume prostitution is legal in India.

It's illegal. Mind=nuked?

[im2manly]

They make women and children beg because people always melt and give them money. My mom told me when I was a kid that you should never give them money because you are just encouraging them to beg more. Instead, giving them clothes and/or food would be a better choice. I've done that in the past and it felt good. Ask me for money and I'll tell you to f*ck off.



It's illegal. Mind=nuked?

would you give me money lubear?

[-Lucifer]

would you give me money lubear?

If I knew you IRL, yes, without a doubt. You'd have a steady source of income and would have no trouble paying me back.

[im2manly]

If I knew you IRL, yes, without a doubt. You'd have a steady source of income and would have no trouble paying me back.

My dag cut open her paw. There was blood everywhere. I took her to the vet. They put her under. They are going to give her stitches and pain meds. I feel bad for her and my wallet.

[-Lucifer]

My dag cut open her paw. There was blood everywhere. I took her to the vet. They put her under. They are going to give her stitches and pain meds. I feel bad for her and my wallet.

Thanks for telling me this right before bedtime, fahget. How did little Penny cut her paw? Give her a hug from me.

[im2manly]

Thanks for telling me this right before bedtime, fahget. How did little Penny cut her paw? Give her a hug from me.

I don't really know. She was running in my father in law's backyard. I assume she must have stepped on something sharp. Initially we couldn't get it to clot and to stop bleeding. It has since stopped bleeding but looked raw/large so we took all precautions and took her to the vet to fix her up. Thanks, she was really scared. Broke my heart.

[-Lucifer]

I don't really know. She was running in my father in law's backyard. I assume she must have stepped on something sharp. Initially we couldn't get it to clot and to stop bleeding. It has since stopped bleeding but looked raw/large so we took all precautions and took her to the vet to fix her up. Thanks, she was really scared. Broke my heart.

Must have been a sharp rock or a piece of tile. Hard luck.

[PhiDelt234]

My dag cut open her paw. There was blood everywhere. I took her to the vet. They put her under. They are going to give her stitches and pain meds. I feel bad for her and my wallet.

Sorry to hear that's terrible

[BabyOilBrah]

Yea for the most part. Call me Mr. Manly, Esq. Although Mr. Manly Esquire sounds appealing.

You need business cards with said name printed asap, with subtle off-white coloring, tasteful thickness, and even a watermark.

[-Lucifer]

You need business cards with said name printed asap, with subtle off-white coloring, tasteful thickness, and even a watermark.

He better not make a reservation at Dorsia before I do or I will invite him over to my place and then kill him with an axe.