Make An Embarrasing Confession (Be Honest)
I'll start:
When I'm on my computer, I wear "internet gloves" to get into the "zone"
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10-21-2005, 06:09 AM #1Registered User
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Make An Embarrasing Confession (Be Honest)
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10-21-2005, 06:12 AM #2resU deretsigeR
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i fall asleep at night to music by artists like enya and dido
i'm a real boy!
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10-21-2005, 06:25 AM #3No cardio No cry
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One time, I was with this girl, she said she had never been with a guy before WOW STRONG ARMS, and it turned out that she had Wow Strong ARMS been with my friend a WOW STRONG ARMS week earlier.
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10-21-2005, 06:26 AM #4
I do shows in ronnie coleman's backyard ... he makes me pretend im a bird and sing "o'rly? o'rly?"
he invites his friends over and they throw seed and I have to go and peck at it. its really demeaning, degrading, and embarassing.
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10-21-2005, 06:29 AM #5Torrette Typing Syndrom
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Years ago I jerked of in an small Porn Cinema, the owner had a camera installed and turned the lights on (I was just getting into it) ... so I was sitting there with my ****ing penis in my hand...
Than I had to walk out and pass some people ... never forget that day
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10-21-2005, 06:30 AM #6MaNlEt MafIa MemBer #1
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I killed a guy and dumped his body into a lake..
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10-21-2005, 06:34 AM #7Misc Armchair Counsellor
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EVERYBODY KNOWS YER GAYOriginally Posted by D33P THINK3RI'll start:
When I'm on my computer, I wear "internet gloves" to get into the "zone"
Last edited by MantisShrimp; 10-21-2005 at 06:40 AM.
Live Laugh Love,
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10-21-2005, 06:47 AM #8Registered User
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I google pictures of Brad Pitt and admire his beauty.
*I am not gay though....
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10-21-2005, 06:48 AM #9MaNlEt MafIa MemBer #1
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^^Originally Posted by MantisShrimpThe FIRST and OFFICAL bb.com Cool People List;
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10-21-2005, 06:48 AM #10Torrette Typing Syndrom
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Originally Posted by D33P THINK3R
Not yet
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10-21-2005, 06:50 AM #11Zombie Defense Expert
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It was I who put the "bop" in the "bop-sha-bop-sha-bop".
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10-21-2005, 06:53 AM #12Post-Op Transsexual
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Hahaha, me too.Originally Posted by fkn_give_me_abs
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10-21-2005, 06:54 AM #13Banned
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I Dont Take Cell-tech
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10-21-2005, 06:58 AM #14very prettyOriginally Posted by MantisShrimp
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10-21-2005, 06:59 AM #15Banned
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Originally Posted by fkn_give_me_abs
dido have greats songs....
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10-21-2005, 07:00 AM #16Banned
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lol...me too, same thing about johnny depp or tom cruise...!!Originally Posted by D33P THINK3R
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10-21-2005, 07:05 AM #17CEO'ing but not balling
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Oh? Who put the "Ram" in the "Ram-a-lama-ding-dong"?Originally Posted by El Gilbro5 years of working out and 50 more to go.
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10-21-2005, 07:08 AM #18resU deretsigeR
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i didn't say anything about dido making bad music... it is simply that most males (at least around here) consider dido to be pussy music for pansies.Originally Posted by kalagan
personally i love dido and enya... hence why i listen to it.i'm a real boy!
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10-21-2005, 07:15 AM #19This is Absolution!
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i like to listen to hilary duff, i have a song of hers as my ring tone, and last week i watched 3/4 of her movie "raise your voice"
..."Between stimulus and response, there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and freedom."
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"Nothing can resist the human will that will stake even it's existence on it's stated purpose."
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10-21-2005, 07:16 AM #20
hilary muff.
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10-21-2005, 07:18 AM #21resU deretsigeR
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ahaha another confession... i have seen that movie... and also the lizzie mcguire movie :SOriginally Posted by AmateurWrestleri'm a real boy!
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10-21-2005, 07:20 AM #22Zombie Defense Expert
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Originally Posted by Shike
RamPride?
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10-21-2005, 07:26 AM #23This is Absolution!
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Originally Posted by fkn_give_me_abs
so yesterday, so yesterday!
"Between stimulus and response, there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and freedom."
- Viktor Frankl, Austrian Psychiatrist and survivor of a Nazi concentration camp
"Nothing can resist the human will that will stake even it's existence on it's stated purpose."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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10-21-2005, 07:33 AM #24Banned
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Originally Posted by AmateurWrestler
BOOUUUH !!!! Shame on you !!! he listen to hilary duff...ah ah ah ah !!!
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10-21-2005, 07:46 AM #25Enemy of ignorance
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I was using a porta potty at a crowded food festival when some chick opened the door and I just turned around and looked at her, all the while still pissing. She just shut the door with an 'oh' noise. Whats worse was that during my rotation to face her my penis had moved slightly and I'd drenched the toilet paper roll. I had to walk back out in front of the 20 or so people waiting out there. Truly was the 'walk of shame'.
Dunno if ive posted that before on here....
some other confessions:
Masturbated to a picture of my own penis
Got really bored one time and sipped Windex
Some dude came to inspect an infestation in our attic and he went up the manhoel via a ladder. I moved it when he went up there and he couldnt get down, and I thought I was really funny.
I got pushed into a urinal in primary school and got covered in piss
I crapped my pants in primary school and left it in there the whole day. I went beet red whenever I sat down and someone looked to see what the squelching noise was.
(dramatisation-may not have happened)
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10-21-2005, 07:51 AM #26♦♦♦ Cardio Bunny ♦♦♦
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Ohhhhhhhh fuk, I haven't laughed that hard in a few days. Reps man, I'm in my office with the door open laughing like a freakin retard. Good example I'm setting, lol.Originally Posted by luciousCut Goals/Actuals Phase 1:
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10-21-2005, 07:55 AM #27BLOB-TO-BEAST
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i gave a girl a hot carl an angry louise and a dirty sanchez. one right after the other.
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"i`m gonna call up some hard pipe hitting neggers to go to work on the homes here with a pair of plyers and a blow torch", "do you here me mr soon to be living the rest of his short ass life in agonizing pain punk rapist here,do you here me hillbilly boy,i`m gonna get medevil on your a$$"
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10-21-2005, 07:57 AM #28500 Internal Server Error
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Kindergarten - my class was at a weird place in the school so when we had bathroom breaks we had to walk into a different wing. It was my first time going at a urinal and I must've drank a lot of juice that morning because I pissed all over the front of my shirt. It was soaked. I told the teacher I got water on it when washing my hands.
6th Grade - my guidance counselor told us to write down who we thought of as good role models. I thought he said "who wouldn't be good role models." I wrote down Charles Manson. When everyone was going around the room with "Troy Aikman", "Jim Carrey", and "Christopher Reeves" I should've caught on... "Charles Manson"... [insert screaming for 15 minutes].
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10-21-2005, 07:59 AM #29Registered User
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Originally Posted by trek_6k
ROFL... man, that last one is hilarious....
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10-21-2005, 08:00 AM #30Bob Wills wannabe
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I crapped in my pants when I was a little kid.
1. I thought all along you'd be the death of me, but I met one tonight who wants what's left of me!
2. You are so full of s***, maintenance is still unclogging the toilet.
3. Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
4. This mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist.
5. I'd like to check you for ticks.
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