Did something extemely stupid yet satisfying at the gym last night (story)

[australiasbrain]

Firstly my back story-bad back, bad knees and bad shoulder-I don't max lift anymore.
I squat three plates for 10-12 reps, bench 2 1/2 plates for 10-12 and I dead lift 3 plates for 10-12.
I can do much more, and I have done much more, but injuries and just general self preservation mean I keep my reps high and weight low.


On to the story:

******* at my gym, a crossfit/olympic lift guy wants to take all the lifting records in our gym. My Gym has a black board with maximum lifts verified by a employee or personal trainer and the criteria is also listed (i.e has to be 3 clean reps, unassisted etc).

The cross fit ******* is about 5,6 in height, medium build, but just comes in and does the same 3 lifts ever session-squat, deads and bench (sometimes some other olympic lifts). So his weights have been going up steadily as that is what he is looking for. Essentially power lifting. One of those chalk everywere, spread out on everything, 6 olympic bar using mother fukers.

I held all the blackboard records previously, 4 1/2 plate squat, 4 plate squat and 6 plate deadlift, going back about 2 years. nobody has seriously challenged these lifts, its just a local rec gym, why would they. (i realise these lifts arn't huge, but whatever).

Now this ******* starts going to my gym and he speaks to the manager, says the old records should be rubbed off if I can't do the lifts anymore. Manager agrees and comes to me and asks me if thats ok...

I said fuk no, i said you saw me do those lifts (he verified the lifts when he was just a PT), I said you know why I don't lift like that anymore, but I could again if I wanted to.

He told the crossfitter what I said and the dude came up to me last night, said If I did them once I could do them again. I explained (without raging) that I used to lift heavy, but due to the stresses on the ol' body I don't lift heavy anymore. He said well I'm asking matt (the manager) for the records to be wiped.

I was like whatever, so this guy goes and does his lifts, gets a guy to verify them puts them up on the board...

I am halfway through a lazy back session so I watch them doing it.....the rage swells up....fuk this chit i tell my gym buddy....I am taking my records back.

The dude put up a three plate squat, 2 plate bench and a 3 plate deadlift.

I called Matt, the manager, over to the bench. 3 plate bench for 3 reps...bam. my record.
3 1/2 plate squat-3 reps....bam my record.
5 plate deadlift (for show, some hunny walked in)-...bam my record.

i said put that shizz up on the board.

Matt walked up and removed *******s name. Crossfitter was raging. Tried to break my squat and deadlift record that night. Couldn't do it.

******* has been talking chit about me now to all my gym buddies, they texted me "X has been talking mad chit, about how you on gear"...

I just loled. Rookie, don't bring that cross fit chit in my gym, lifting is a mans game, take that chit back to the warehouse *******.

I now hold all the records....but I can't walk today, my back is sore as fark, knees swollen and my hamstrings could ping at any time.

Don't regret anything.


In before TLDR.
in Before in before.

Cliffs:

-I hold all the lifting records at my little local rec gym.
-Nobody has beaten my records in years.
-crossft**** wants them wiped and a clean slate, so he can have record.
-manager agrees.
-He sets records that night that were far less than my original records.
-that night i re break his records and wipe his name into the dirt.
-feels good but body is swollen as fark today.
-In before TLDR.

[Ketnar]

Tldr

[doncorleonecs]

just read the cliffs, good job bro. kid sounds like a douchebag

[taddpole]

You sound mad as phuck but DJMG.

[HighRolluh]

Firstly my back story-bad back, bad knees and bad shoulder-I don't max lift anymore.
I squat three plates for 10-12 reps, bench 2 1/2 plates for 10-12 and I dead lift 3 plates for 10-12.
I can do much more, and I have done much more, but injuries and just general self preservation mean I keep my reps high and weight low.


On to the story:

******* at my gym, a crossfit/olympic lift guy wants to take all the lifting records in our gym. My Gym has a black board with maximum lifts verified by a employee or personal trainer and the criteria is also listed (i.e has to be 3 clean reps, unassisted etc).

The cross fit ******* is about 5,6 in height, medium build, but just comes in and does the same 3 lifts ever session-squat, deads and bench (sometimes some other olympic lifts). So his weights have been going up steadily as that is what he is looking for. Essentially power lifting. One of those chalk everywere, spread out on everything, 6 olympic bar using mother fukers.

I held all the blackboard records previously, 4 1/2 plate squat, 4 plate squat and 6 plate deadlift, going back about 2 years. nobody has seriously challenged these lifts, its just a local rec gym, why would they. (i realise these lifts arn't huge, but whatever).

Now this ******* starts going to my gym and he speaks to the manager, says the old records should be rubbed off if I can't do the lifts anymore. Manager agrees and comes to me and asks me if thats ok...

I said fuk no, i said you saw me do those lifts (he verified the lifts when he was just a PT), I said you know why I don't lift like that anymore, but I could again if I wanted to.

He told the crossfitter what I said and the dude came up to me last night, said If I did them once I could do them again. I explained (without raging) that I used to lift heavy, but due to the stresses on the ol' body I don't lift heavy anymore. He said well I'm asking matt (the manager) for the records to be wiped.

I was like whatever, so this guy goes and does his lifts, gets a guy to verify them puts them up on the board...

I am halfway through a lazy back session so I watch them doing it.....the rage swells up....fuk this chit i tell my gym buddy....I am taking my records back.

The dude put up a three plate squat, 2 plate bench and a 3 plate deadlift.

I called Matt, the manager, over to the bench. 3 plate bench for 3 reps...bam. my record.
3 1/2 plate squat-3 reps....bam my record.
5 plate deadlift (for show, some hunny walked in)-...bam my record.

i said put that shizz up on the board.

Matt walked up and removed *******s name. Crossfitter was raging. Tried to break my squat and deadlift record that night. Couldn't do it.

******* has been talking chit about me now to all my gym buddies, they texted me "X has been talking mad chit, about how you on gear"...

I just loled. Rookie, don't bring that cross fit chit in my gym, lifting is a mans game, take that chit back to the warehouse *******.

I now hold all the records....but I can't walk today, my back is sore as fark, knees swollen and my hamstrings could ping at any time.

Don't regret anything.


In before TLDR.
in Before in before.

Cliffs:

-I hold all the lifting records at my little local rec gym.
-Nobody has beaten my records in years.
-crossft**** wants them wiped and a clean slate, so he can have record.
-manager agrees.
-He sets records that night that were far less than my original records.
-that night i re break his records and wipe his name into the dirt.
-feels good but body is swollen as fark today.
-In before TLDR.

Was worth it. So many times ppl let small sht like that hold them back, and the just let it. No, u said "No lil *******" and despite suffereing pain, u proved that lil phucker who da boss is. GJDM

[NZninja101]

fukking beautiful

[BeeReM]

Alpha as ****, gjdm, sometimes you gotta assert dominance no matter what.

[sozwut]

gjdm

[TheMullah]

Cool story, its outrageous the manager even entertained the idea of wiping ur records and the cross fit guy sounds like a total pussi.

[anonymous]

Good job man, what reps I have.

[saresky]

Haha that is an awesome story mane! Crossfit pussies tryna hang wit dem der manly men

[sheepz]

haha nice work

[mickwheelz]

nice work op, show that ******* who is boss.

If an Olympian sets a record and then is injured/dies/can't to it anymore... the does record gets deleted... I don't think so, so why should yours get removed if you can't (or don't want to) do it anymore.

[Judgment]

Read entire thing. Would read again. Good job OP. Fuk that butt hurt ******* and his crying. Repped.

[bambarby]

His lifts are fuking chit to begin with

[rckrdude]

[_Ishy]

raped


what were OPs starting reps?

[kmdietri]

Gjdm.

[Jeff203]

gjdm. alpha as fuark!

[nflbb]

Gjdm. I am proud

[Birdy69]

There should be a record for current strongest beside strongest of all time.

That way it encourages competition which encourages people to powerlift which encourages people to lift correctly instead of wandering around like retards.

There. Now everyone's happy.

[jamespoe1]

he had a 2 plate bench and thought you wouldn't challenge it?




dumbazz

[australiasbrain]

Thanks bros, Aparantly dude just texted a guy I know accusing me of using cell tech. Possible trolling thread coming up. Hopefully Gonna get his number and copy of txt sent to buddy.... I before trolling

[vexor]

Good read. Way to go on showing who's boss. Also, erasing records because said lifter doesn't do them anymore for WHATEVER reason is beyond absurd. A record is a record. The whole idea of it is for it to stand the test of time ffs.

[Claron]

That's infuriating that they would even consider erasing your records. What a ******* cross fitter

[buresnipes]

dave job man good

[Bananahammock]

you guys are hilarious

so many crossfitters outlift all of you and would still run you into the ground and you're all so quick to call crossfitters *******s.

lolz.



that guy weighs 185 pounds.

the dude at your gym sounds like a douche, but he could have easily been any other douche.

[Bl4ckfl4g]

Wouldreadagain/10

Good job bro. Repped

[Beerto]

good story op didn't even read cliffs

[nileyk]

WTF at 'if he can't do those any more the records should be removed'.

brb erasing all world records when the holder becomes too old to do them