The Official Asian Thread Part 13!!!

[Johnnybomb]

sorry about your breakup.

lots of guys (without balls) fear commitment.

I fear commitment. I don't want some chick taking half the stuff I earned from me... and pre-nups don't work.

[Boba_Bulk]

whats up people!

i need to get my stats to compete with you OG's...

some only been here since last year 4th quarter and have over 2k posts...sheesh - do you have a life much??? LOL...

On a side note - im looking to compete in the next year or so... NPC

Welcome back bruh. You still beastin' those weights? U still look like it.

Yeah agreed peeps need a life. But you're right, lotta 4th quarter scrubs in here acting like starters n chit.

Aware'd by my own call out thread.

Welcome. Misc is a cool section, but this ain't the same as there. It's pretty drama free till unaware peeps get all mad.

[liuzhoudragon]

Doesn't matter. All asian girls look the same.



.......

oh come on it is the same sweater.

[nojennyno]

It's not that it seems fake. It's more like the only girls who ever post on forums are women who are actually professional sumo wrestlers. So there is always some doubt.

Ah ok. This is my first fitness forum, so I wasn't aware. I am usually the only girl at the weight section of the gym so I guess that makes sense.

LOL Evo had a copy pasta in that post for fun. He's not really raggin' on you for real. ...though you could be right...he might have a small d!ck, but let's hope he doesn't post pics to show us.

But if you can withstand the white knighting and stuff that'll probably hit hard for the first couple weeks, you'll see that most in this forum are pretty good guys and helpful.

Lol. Let's hope not. A copy and pasta, never heard that before?

You're on that ****gy time, srsly. If you don't like what the internet has come to, get your bitch ass off it and get back in the kitchen. If Audie is a douchebag, I guess the rest of Bodybuilding.com is too. You know what BB.com is full of? Successful, confident, alpha people. People who have done things you're too much of a pussy to do. And lettuce be real tea, you're the douchebag since you "know in you're heart that your amazing and beautiful". Conceited much?

Also, who gave you permission to talk amongst us men? I'd fap to you with the might of 10000 viking gods for talking out of turn like that, especially infront of your alpha superiors.

Really dude? This is the best you could come up with? This is the epitome of your intelligence? You mean you actually typed that out, and then said: "Yup, I'm posting this."?

The problem is you're focusing on the things in life that don't really matter. When I was a kid I had hopes and dreams. We all did. But over time, the daily grind gets in the way and you miss the things that really matter, even though they are right in front of you, staring you in the face. I think the next time you should ask yourself "Am I on the right track here?". I don't mean to be rude but people like you I really pity. So maybe you could use the few brain cells you have and take advantage of the knowledge I have given you now. Good luck.

I am finding 0 usable knowledge in this post. Other than the fact that you're immediately on the defensive once you see the words 'small' and 'dick' in one sentence.
You say BB is full of successful people then go right to saying you had hopes and dreams. Which means you're not successful?
Get back to the kitchen? Is THAT the best you can think of?

I hope for you that these ARE 'copy&pasta' or whatever you call it.

If you're alpha male, I'm alpha bitch and I don't do sandwiches. Better try harder next time, buddy.

has the size of his junk questioned by female................................writes long agressive angry reply.


overcompensation?

It's ok, just a common side effect.

Well, since we are all making assumptions, how about me assuming (correctly) that you are a virgin butthurt ******* that only came to her rescue because she is an unattractive female. Also, the chances of you getting laid by said female have always been zero but now that you've displayed for us your desperate attempts to gain her appeal/approval, you might be able to get a slight friend status. MAYBE, and by maybe I mean like an asteroid hitting Earth tomorrow evening. Good luck with your virginity losing goals in 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016... 2035, 2036, 2037.

I'm starting to think you're actually not serious at all and you are secretly a female trolling in male disguise.

[Johnnybomb]

Anyone ever do Jefferson squats?



I'm getting sick of doing walking lunges cause it makes me cry

[audieswu]

You sure? You and Evo are the same height, might look like he's kneeling in his avi, but he is actually standing. :}

ROFL

I prefer coconut oil

You like that warmed up too I'm sure

Thanks so much for your sugar coated feedback. It helps me in ways you can't even comprehend.
On a completely unrelated note, have you heard of SDS?

On a serious note, does my profile seem fake??? I literally joined a few days ago and haven't figured out more than uploading some pix. BB usability = not so great

Post vids doing squats and will help validity.

Also no need to confirm SDS/NFC/AFC/NAACP my wifey loves my man-bobble head just fine. But let me know if you want to skype so I can slap my d!ck on your forehead
and let you e-suck it until the swelling goes down.

My nuts can turn a goo into a beautiful human-being especially when I get on dat dere Natty Test Booster watch out.
High potent and can take an eye out.

We had our Chinese New Years company dinner last night and I almost fainted this morning when I saw the total amount we spent last night. 10 tables 40000 RMB, alcohol 21000 RMB, CNY Red Envelopes 420000 RMB. Then we had drawings for gifts and cash prizes (200-1000 RMB) where my partner and I each gave out 30000 RMB of our own money and Company gave out 50000 RMB, and for the big gifts it was 5 Iphone5's 22400 RMB, 5 and Samsung Galaxy S III 14500 RMB. That's 627900 RMB thats 100,700 USD! That's more money than what I spent to start up my company a little over 3 years ago!

Damn when will it be my turn?

You're on that ****gy time, srsly. If you don't like what the internet has come to, get your bitch ass off it and get back in the kitchen. If Audie is a douchebag, I guess the rest of Bodybuilding.com is too. You know what BB.com is full of? Successful, confident, alpha people. People who have done things you're too much of a pussy to do. And lettuce be real tea, you're the douchebag since you "know in you're heart that your amazing and beautiful". Conceited much?

Also, who gave you permission to talk amongst us men? I'd fap to you with the might of 10000 viking gods for talking out of turn like that, especially infront of your alpha superiors.

Not a single RTF butt was hurt that day

Man ya'll take the internet too damn srs, cereal it's just internet brahs.

Seems like you are the one that's butt hurt. Every post that evo has posted so far have all been copy pasted.

y you stop using instagram u *******

LOL This.

and about your sig.............yes I do like cannons.

I'm sure you do ****g0t.

whats up people!

i need to get my stats to compete with you OG's...

some only been here since last year 4th quarter and have over 2k posts...sheesh - do you have a life much??? LOL...

On a side note - im looking to compete in the next year or so... NPC

LOL I happened to have this cool job where it allows me to bb.com, watch youtube all the time and not a single fuk was given.
The best part I get paid while doing it. So yeah this shyt is past time for me.

BTW no hate cuzz but NPC = not natty comp.

Aware'd by my own call out thread.

INB4 Evo Yellow Knight you lol

Anyone ever do Jefferson squats?

[youtube]GT6iAdmy8lQ[youtube]

I'm getting sick of doing walking lunges cause it makes me cry

Kai Greene does that bro. Try it out and see if you like it and can tell the difference in your progress.


Morning Theater Appreciation 202 class where Dr. Evo teaches Sensitivity and Nurturing at the Univ. of Sandbagging Hosum which the mascot is a Sand Castle!

[KenshinH]

Ah ok. This is my first fitness forum, so I wasn't aware. I am usually the only girl at the weight section of the gym so I guess that makes sense.

Lol. Let's hope not. A copy and pasta, never heard that before?

I am finding 0 usable knowledge in this post. Other than the fact that you're immediately on the defensive once you see the words 'small' and 'dick' in one sentence.
You say BB is full of successful people then go right to saying you had hopes and dreams. Which means you're not successful?
Get back to the kitchen? Is THAT the best you can think of?

I hope for you that these ARE 'copy&pasta' or whatever you call it.

If you're alpha male, I'm alpha bitch and I don't do sandwiches. Better try harder next time, buddy.

It's ok, just a common side effect.

I'm starting to think you're actually not serious at all and you are secretly a female trolling in male disguise.

Let me try to play peacemaker so that we can get this thread back to being (mostly) drama-free.

Evo was trolling you the whole time. His first response to you was a copypasta (Google this) for a reason already discussed - we're not sure whether you're genuine or not. He also responded to KDbeepbeep with a copypasta, but it was a "nice" one. So perhaps if those had been reversed, you wouldn't have gotten offended

In any case, you were unaware and fired back. Any time you question a guy's manhood, it usually doesn't end well lol. Evo, to his credit, didn't take it personally and responded with more copypastas, because there's really no good response when an Internet stranger insults your d!ck lol. liuzhoudragon white knighted you (look this up too) over a copypasta, which is pretty funny actually

Anyway, there you have it. Evo was just messing with you. Deep down, he has a soft heart (and hard ...) for chicks - any chicks

Think of this as a lesson and make sure you have thicker skin when you go on forums.

Hope you're not a troll and that you'll stick around. In between the "meaningless Internet chatter", all of us regular brahs do work out to some degree, so we may be able to help you.

[KenshinH]

Case in point. Look at this helpful guy below

VVV

ROFL

You like that warmed up too I'm sure

Post vids doing squats and will help validity.

Also no need to confirm SDS/NFC/AFC/NAACP my wifey loves my man-bobble head just fine. But let me know if you want to skype so I can slap my d!ck on your forehead
and let you e-suck it until the swelling goes down.

My nuts can turn a goo into a beautiful human-being especially when I get on dat dere Natty Test Booster watch out.
High potent and can take an eye out.

Damn when will it be my turn?

Not a single RTF butt was hurt that day

Man ya'll take the internet too damn srs, cereal it's just internet brahs.

LOL This.

I'm sure you do ****g0t.

LOL I happened to have this cool job where it allows me to bb.com, watch youtube all the time and not a single fuk was given.
The best part I get paid while doing it. So yeah this shyt is past time for me.

BTW no hate cuzz but NPC = not natty comp.

INB4 Evo Yellow Knight you lol

Kai Greene does that bro. Try it out and see if you like it and can tell the difference in your progress.

Morning Theater Appreciation 202 class where Dr. Evo teaches Sensitivity and Nurturing at the Univ. of Sandbagging Hosum which the mascot is a Sand Castle!

LOL @ this whole post

Morning brahs!!

[audieswu]

^^^I think I like your approach better BFF.

Read mine, it's quite the opposite
I agree though, we are just here for fun, lil comraderie, and break the monotony of every day work.
Also bishes remember #YOLO

/RTF real talk

[nykwan]

wot...

How do we even look alike...

wot...

How do we even look alike...

LOL...he dun goofed!

Lol. Let's hope not. A copy and pasta, never heard that before?
I'm starting to think you're actually not serious at all and you are secretly a female trolling in male disguise.

This. Don't take it seriously. And Evo is male, but people here will tell you he might be the height of a female.

On a side note - im looking to compete in the next year or so... NPC

Good luck with competition goals. Make sure you show us the progress over the year.

Anyone ever do Jefferson squats?



I'm getting sick of doing walking lunges cause it makes me cry

Those kinda seem kinda scary if you don't have long arms.

[nykwan]

Let me try to play peacemaker so that we can get this thread back to being (mostly) drama-free.

Evo was trolling you the whole time. His first response to you was a copypasta (Google this) for a reason already discussed - we're not sure whether you're genuine or not. He also responded to KDbeepbeep with a copypasta, but it was a "nice" one. So perhaps if those had been reversed, you wouldn't have gotten offended

In any case, you were unaware and fired back. Any time you question a guy's manhood, it usually doesn't end well lol. Evo, to his credit, didn't take it personally and responded with more copypastas, because there's really no good response when an Internet stranger insults your d!ck lol. liuzhoudragon white knighted you (look this up too) over a copypasta, which is pretty funny actually

Anyway, there you have it. Evo was just messing with you. Deep down, he has a soft heart (and hard ...) for chicks - any chicks

Think of this as a lesson and make sure you have thicker skin when you go on forums.

Hope you're not a troll and that you'll stick around. In between the "meaningless Internet chatter", all of us regular brahs do work out to some degree, so we may be able to help you.

^^ This.

[schmack]

Sup yellows, Just took my first Xfit class this morning at 5:15am. I gotta say I like it a lot. Still gonna do conventional training in between but I am hoping this will get me to my 2013 summer goals.

[schmack]

Anyone ever do Jefferson squats?



I'm getting sick of doing walking lunges cause it makes me cry

I wouldn't even attempt, would rather do front or zercher squats.

[audieswu]

Sup yellows, Just took my first Xfit class this morning at 5:15am. I gotta say I like it a lot. Still gonna do conventional training in between but I am hoping this will get me to my 2013 summer goals.

That's good bro. My buddy in the gym started doing that twice a week and still does conventional training. He slimmed down alot but he said he's body is in pain 24/7.

Good luck with your Class A Bikini Fitness goals in 2013!

[schmack]

Ah ok. This is my first fitness forum, so I wasn't aware. I am usually the only girl at the weight section of the gym so I guess that makes sense.



Lol. Let's hope not. A copy and pasta, never heard that before?



I am finding 0 usable knowledge in this post. Other than the fact that you're immediately on the defensive once you see the words 'small' and 'dick' in one sentence.
You say BB is full of successful people then go right to saying you had hopes and dreams. Which means you're not successful?
Get back to the kitchen? Is THAT the best you can think of?

I hope for you that these ARE 'copy&pasta' or whatever you call it.

If you're alpha male, I'm alpha bitch and I don't do sandwiches. Better try harder next time, buddy.




It's ok, just a common side effect.



I'm starting to think you're actually not serious at all and you are secretly a female trolling in male disguise.

Can you be my girlfriend?


Where are you from and what asian? I am the worst when it comes to distinguishing the types, I always think everybody is chinese.

[nykwan]

Sup yellows, Just took my first Xfit class this morning at 5:15am. I gotta say I like it a lot. Still gonna do conventional training in between but I am hoping this will get me to my 2013 summer goals.

Hopefully your Xfit class isn't culty like alot of them. My buddy started Xfit and after a couple weeks was telling me how everything I'm doing is wrong. I'm supposedly now completely non-functional and useless and I eat completely wrong cause I don't eat paleo.

[schmack]

That's good bro. My buddy in the gym started doing that twice a week and still does conventional training. He slimmed down alot but he said he's body is in pain 24/7.

Good luck with your Class A Bikini Fitness goals in 2013!

Thanks Audi, yeah gonna go 4x a week and twice a week of conventional. I don't think I can ever stop lifting heavy weights with conventional training.


I did get my arse whipped today. My buddy was in class today and it was his last day, he lost 31 lbs in 12 weeks. He is an ex powerlifter by heart.


It's not cheap so i will go as much as I can to this thing.

[schmack]

Hopefully your Xfit class isn't culty like alot of them. My buddy started Xfit and after a couple weeks was telling me how everything I'm doing is wrong. I'm supposedly now completely non-functional and useless and I eat completely wrong cause I don't eat paleo.

No the two owners are actually friends of mine, they know my past and they weren't being premadona's at all. I can see how a select few could be cult like.


Did my first ever handstand pushups and it was a breeze.


i don't buy into Paleo but will do it since it's free nutrition plan and gives me something to go by. I'm paying a lot so gonna get everything I can from it.

[audieswu]

Thanks Audi, yeah gonna go 4x a week and twice a week of conventional. I don't think I can ever stop lifting heavy weights with conventional training.
I did get my arse whipped today. My buddy was in class today and it was his last day, he lost 31 lbs in 12 weeks. He is an ex powerlifter by heart.

It's not cheap so i will go as much as I can to this thing.

31 lbs. weight loss in 12 weeks that's awesome! I agree with you, I like to mix heavy and moderate reason I'm doing a Power/Hyper routine. I will eventually do a little bit of XFit down the road but I like the way things are at the moment when it comes to my gym sessions.

[schmack]

31 lbs. weight loss in 12 weeks that's awesome! I agree with you, I like to mix heavy and moderate reason I'm doing a Power/Hyper routine. I will eventually do a little bit of XFit down the road but I like the way things are at the moment when it comes to my gym sessions.

No doubt bro, once I get a handle on the moves and they become second nature I will just do the routines at my gym.

I dunno being a mountain biker, triathlete and someone who enjoys outdoors I may like it and still go. Maybe even train it if I get hours in?

[audieswu]

No doubt bro, once I get a handle on the moves and they become second nature I will just do the routines at my gym.

I dunno being a mountain biker, triathlete and someone who enjoys outdoors I may like it and still go. Maybe even train it if I get hours in?

Damn that's beast if you can juggle all that. Food CEO'ing 10K cals/day and not a single ounce was gained.

@Nykwan: PM me I have some ideas for you bro. Srs no homo.

[Deku]

What do you guys think?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dokkaebi

Tattoo it up?

[nykwan]

Where are you from and what asian? I am the worst when it comes to distinguishing the types, I always think everybody is chinese.

Heh..I always assume korean unless they have an obvious last name. Mostly cause I know alot more koreans than chinese.


I'll take a stab at guessing, and they can tell me if my asian awareness is off or not.


Nojennyno - I'm not sure actually...first guess would be korean, but I'm going to go against my gut and say chinese.

KDbeepbeep - Since she said before she was half asian, I was going to say half korean, just cause I know alot more half koreans than half chinese. But because she mentioned that tattoo, I'm going with half Japanese.

K10Leung - I'm assuming leung is her last name, and the Ontario part makes it 99.9999% she's cantonese chinese. Waddup cantonese sista! Actually I'm hillbilly cantonese...taishan cantonese.

[nykwan]

@Nykwan: PM me I have some ideas for you bro. Srs no homo.

OK, I'll send PM. I'm off to squat now, so I'll read it in a bit.

[audieswu]

OK, I'll send PM. I'm off to squat now, so I'll read it in a bit.

OK pmed check it out brah

[toneekay]

Mornin' folks!

Wow... A lot of new good looking girls!

[soopamyko]

toney is playings games, when he should be at work. inb4fired.

[Johnnybomb]

I wouldn't even attempt, would rather do front or zercher squats.

i don't like front squats cause it feels to awkward. I do like zercher but I can't go to heavy cause then I start leaning forward.

[audieswu]

i don't like front squats cause it feels to awkward. I do like zercher but I can't go to heavy cause then I start leaning forward.

Man I don't do zerchers because it's too much pressure being put on the arms/elbows when you go heavy, do not want that.

Sup TK and Myko.

[schmack]

Damn that's beast if you can juggle all that. Food CEO'ing 10K cals/day and not a single ounce was gained.

@Nykwan: PM me I have some ideas for you bro. Srs no homo.

Dam straight bro

saving up for my Molokai retirement home

What do you guys think?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dokkaebi

Tattoo it up?

not bad I was gonna get the Korean General (Yi Sun-sin) but passed. just get a bowl of Kimchi tatt

Heh..I always assume korean unless they have an obvious last name. Mostly cause I know alot more koreans than chinese.


I'll take a stab at guessing, and they can tell me if my asian awareness is off or not.


Nojennyno - I'm not sure actually...first guess would be korean, but I'm going to go against my gut and say chinese.

KDbeepbeep - Since she said before she was half asian, I was going to say half korean, just cause I know alot more half koreans than half chinese. But because she mentioned that tattoo, I'm going with half Japanese.

K10Leung - I'm assuming leung is her last name, and the Ontario part makes it 99.9999% she's cantonese chinese. Waddup cantonese sista! Actually I'm hillbilly cantonese...taishan cantonese.

Good guess, my guess is all Chinese for those 3. LOL

Mornin' folks!

Wow... A lot of new good looking girls!

toney is playings games, when he should be at work. inb4fired.

sup Texas wagon trainers.