The Official Asian Thread Part 13!!!

[krazedxboi]

Pepper your angus brahs and start making plans to head back to Asia. The new land of opportunity will be in China, Philippines, Vietnam, S. Korea, Japan, HK, Taiwan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Russia, and India (if they take showers, stop breeding retards, stop smelling like unwiped ass, and start to building an infrastructure but I doubt it).

always wanted to find me a korean girl, do korean girls like kpop artist exist or are they just fantasea.

[bubbletea9]

hi guys

[Hosum]

When you realize HOS didn't do that chop, maybe then I will considering sponsoring you ;} (trollevowink.jpg)

LOL, What does CD mean?

[audieswu]

lol, what does cd mean?

lmao!

[New Evolution]

When you realize HOS didn't do that chop, maybe then I will considering sponsoring you ;} (trollevowink.jpg)

LOL Oh I guess I haven't look further.

evowink.gif

LOL, What does CD mean?

Du ma negged!!!


:}

[audieswu]

[img]http://www.abload.de/img/evoshavingcreme1ls8y.jpeg[img]

ROR his jimmies rustled.

[schmack]

LOL Oh I guess I haven't look further.

evowink.gif




Du ma negged!!!


:}

Where's that link, it's LOL's

[schmack]

hi guys!

[audieswu]

^^^Thanks MD

LOL'ing hard at my office.

Oh Snap!! I dun goofed son.


Good luck with your hot musclestud goal in 2012. :}

[schmack]

Part one the best:



http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=144883091


Part two:

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=146469063

Nice Marcus always pulling through.

^^^Thanks MD

LOL'ing hard at my office.

ROR

[krazedxboi]

Part one the best:
[img]http://www.abload.de/img/evocdlolthreadofyears7s0f.gif[img]

first time seeing that, fukkin lol'd

[Michael Bao]

Hahaha

[New Evolution]

^^^^ Old news is old.

Strong pic name. LOL




Bao: I am surprised you didn't see it when I posted it in the UG and Guest log. lol

[KenshinH]

I gotta stop reading this thread while eating lunch at my desk ...

[audieswu]

^^^^ Old news is old.

Strong pic name. LOL

What's CD stands for?

:}

[soopamyko]

support my prono...

i meant promo


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=148160703

[New Evolution]

^^^Thanks MD

LOL'ing hard at my office.

Nice Marcus always pulling through.




ROR

Hahaha

What's CD stands for?

:}

support my prono...

i meant promo


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=148160703

Will swing by Swole.

[Deltrap]

and what

appreciate the effort, but we're gonna need a spoon pic with that.



I am going to get this bad boy if nothing better is announced in a month or two. Mini tablet in my pocket.

[Johnnybomb]

always wanted to find me a korean girl, do korean girls like kpop artist exist or are they just fantasea.

Everyone loves Kpop brah! I gotta admit Koreans do know how to make nice beats. Chinese music is just dreadful to listen to. Japanese music is ok.

[krazedxboi]

Yeah and viet music is atrocious.

Just ended a 2.5 year relationship brahs. Feelsbadman.

[Michael Bao]

Bao: I am surprised you didn't see it when I posted it in the UG and Guest log. lol

I was lulzing about the photochop you *******. gtfo pls. tnx

[toneekay]

I want a Windows tablet! I can't wait until W8 is released with the touch screen features... I would sooo build my own tablet :P


So far this seems like the best on the market:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16834131262

[Johnnybomb]

I was lulzing about the photochop you *******. gtfo pls. tnx

What is with the anger brah?

[KenshinH]

Everyone loves Kpop brah! I gotta admit Koreans do know how to make nice beats. Chinese music is just dreadful to listen to. Japanese music is ok.

This.

My wife loves Kdramas and consequently loves their soundtracks too. She's always playing Korean songs, and the pop stuff does sound pretty good - even if I don't understand a single word lol

[KenshinH]

I want a Windows tablet! I can't wait until W8 is released with the touch screen features... I would sooo build my own tablet :P


So far this seems like the best on the market:
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16834131262

I'm starting to look into an all-in-one PC for the bedroom. IMac's too expensive so it'll probably be Windoze.

[dammitdiane]

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it.

Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture). As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse.

Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins/damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol.

You arms are way too long. lol at how they hang by your sides. Kind of reminds me of lurch. As for your tits, we all know there is extra padding there. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY' would be unfair, since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man.

I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Have a nice day and post spoon pics ktnxbai

Hahahaha oh my... that was mortifying to read. I have learned my lesson I will never ever post pictures online again. I now feel self conscious and suicidal lol. I mean... thanks for the honesty I guess but sheesh that stings a little haha

[Michael Bao]

What is with the anger brah?

Tis a joke bro.

Hahahaha oh my... that was mortifying to read. I have learned my lesson I will never ever post pictures online again. I now feel self conscious and suicidal lol. I mean... thanks for the honesty I guess but sheesh that stings a little haha

Please ignore his rude remarks because I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling with you. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

[toneekay]

I'm starting to look into an all-in-one PC for the bedroom. IMac's too expensive so it'll probably be Windoze.

Yeah I just read an article today about building your own AIO PC's... This is one on a smaller scale (21" I believe) and sounds like fun!

http://www.tomshardware.com/pictures...-mini-itx.html

Hahahaha oh my... that was mortifying to read. I have learned my lesson I will never ever post pictures online again. I now feel self conscious and suicidal lol. I mean... thanks for the honesty I guess but sheesh that stings a little haha

Hmmm you're not aware are you?

Please ignore his rude remarks because I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling with you. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

LOL! Strong knight!

[dammitdiane]

Tis a joke bro.




Please ignore his rude remarks because I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling with you. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. Walking miles and miles, while the moon rises high into the sky. The whole world is asleep, but I am the only one living a dream. The graceful peace, settling into my heart. For once I actually feel alive. This is what it should feel like. This is how you're supposed to live. A longing sense of comfort. And as we lay on the sand staring into the night sky, the stars become brighter and multiply. Soon enough, the dark sky is brightened by each star's shine. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. We then both open our eyes to the diamond-like sky, staring for a brief moment as we then both turn to eachother, lying on our sides. I am looking into your eyes and you are looking into mine. I look at every inch of your body, then interlocking my eyes into yours once again. I inhale as you take a deep breath. I then begin to speak in a soft whisper. I tell you this is everything. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. Locked away in the eternity of time. You are different. You give me ideas. Thoughts, feelings, unlived visions of places I've never been or never knew existed, walking beside you in every one. It may be simple to state how I feel about you and say I love you a thousand times, but it is all too complex to fully give you the understanding of the meaning of the immense amount of love and appreciation I have for you. I tell you you're the one. You're everything anyone could ever ask for. I am thankful to have you in my life. I love you. I then pause and look into your eyes. You don't say anything. You can see the moon reflecting onto the calm ocean. A warm chilling feeling flows throughout my body as I watch you begin to slowly close your eyes and bring your body closer to me. Your face inching towards mine. As I close my eyes, I take one deep breath, tasting the chilled ocean air. I slowly bring myself closer to you, as you put your arms around me. I can feel your body heat and your soft hands touching my body. Our lips then touch. We kiss. Passionate, gentle, everlasting. This one kiss expresses all my thoughts, feelings, emotions and every little detail of every little existing idea, dream, form of all the words and feelings that I've developed for you. That moment, it was all unveiled. We lied there for minutes, sharing this dream we both created together. As we slowly move our faces away, I lay my head upon your shoulder and your arms around my body. The night had never seemed so bright and beautiful up until this day. It's like the world turned and everything completely changed. Everything was clear and I can actually breathe and feel each beat of my heart pound against my chest, as the blood slowly flows through my body. I can feel, hear, touch, taste, see, smell and understand everything, in what now feels like what is heaven. Lifelessly floating on a cloud, feeling fully alive. The feeling of being so unrealistically content and that a perfect life and person can exist is far beyond anything I could have ever perceived. You are my savior and meaning for existance. I thank you for everything you will do and being there, always. We lie, staring into the sky feeling the air get colder as the night becomes later. It doesn't bother me though. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will.

....so you're saying you're DTF?

[Michael Bao]

....so you're saying you're DTF?

I've had a crush on you for years