The Official Asian Thread Part 13!!!

[audieswu]

Leaning out good bro, keep up the good work. You have officially fallen off Schmack's radar now.

LOL Schmack no mo

Thats right.

Some old lady called me old during Bingo, so I gave her my backhand across the mouth so hard it broke the tight Polident grip on her dentures and the dentures went flying out of her mouth. She could keep her Metamucil in with just her gums and spit it out all over the other seniors which caused them all to piss their Depends undergarments. One lady fell down, despite her 4-legged walker, and started yelling about how she's fallen and can't get up. Some gramps started laughing and clapping his hands, which you guys know will cause the lights to flash on and off.. But that light flickering cause of the Clapper, distracted the old ladies trying watching QVC to go get all mad at me cause they missed out on a deal on more useless crap.

Now the entire retirement home is mad at me. What to do now?

LMAO at the entire post. Strong brand awareness. Literally when someone google search one of those. Nykwan's post will show up lol

You forgot Life Alert...Help I've fallen I can't get up!

LOL da fak? Where did you hear this from? I shower twice in one day, morning and before I go to bed, and soak in the tub after working out. Feelsgudmang

I do not believe this one bit. Need pics or vids (better) of you doing any of the activities.

Until then, I still believe in Evo and Schmack's statement.

Korean Wimmenz. Smells like Bulgogi All Day. Errryday.

My main reason why I don't date Korean woman. No showers!

LOL

[Johnnybomb]

Lol nooo, was just hoping he would have a hot 18 yr old son somehow..

My son still lives in my balls. I'll be happy to insert him into your vag and you can have him along with his millions of sisters and brothers.

[Boba_Bulk]

Anyone else sweat like a dirty lawn mowing wetback 2 hours after doing 30 min of HIIT on the track?

Could be worse you could be having that dirt farmer sweat like Ho n Evo.

I thought you're married already!

STOP MINDFAKKING ME GUISE!!!!

His wife is giving him a free pass. Valid only until his injury heals. Jump on it.

[nykwan]

LMAO at the entire post. Strong brand awareness. Literally when someone google search one of those. Nykwan's post will show up lol

You forgot Life Alert...Help I've fallen I can't get up!

Oh yeah...couldn't remember what it was called.

[audieswu]

My son still lives in my balls. I'll be happy to insert him into your vag and you can have him along with his millions of sisters and brothers.

Could be worse you could be having that dirt farmer sweat like Ho n Evo.

LOL Ho n Evo Thanks for farming the Ginger Ale brahs

[schmack]

I thought you're married already!

STOP MINDFAKKING ME GUISE!!!!

I would make an exception to you since I have a love for tattooing womanz.

[nykwan]

Lawl I was thinking the same thing. "But there's a 60 year gap between us!"

LOL
These guys got everyone new thinking I'm super old. Jerks!

[New Evolution]

LOL Schmack no mo



LMAO at the entire post. Strong brand awareness. Literally when someone google search one of those. Nykwan's post will show up lol

You forgot Life Alert...Help I've fallen I can't get up!




I do not believe this one bit. Need pics or vids (better) of you doing any of the activities.

Until then, I still believe in Evo and Schmack's statement.

Korean Wimmenz. Smells like Bulgogi All Day. Errryday.


LOL

LOL @ smells like bulgogi. True story. LOL

Could be worse you could be having that dirt farmer sweat like Ho n Evo.



His wife is giving him a free pass. Valid only until his injury heals. Jump on it.

LOL Don't be jelly bro, we always need some extra help in the farms. You too can become a dirty farmer.

[Boba_Bulk]

My son still lives in my balls. I'll be happy to insert him into your vag and you can have him along with his millions of sisters and brothers.

lol

Oh yeah...couldn't remember what it was called.

This may sound bad, but when I read the very first line of you playing Bingo...I could picture it. lol

LOL Ho n Evo Thanks for farming the Ginger Ale brahs

Oh snap!









I mean GingerSnaps!

[nykwan]

I would make an exception to you since I have a love for tattooing womanz.

INB4 news story breaks that Schmack has been catfished by Manti Te'o.

[schmack]

INB4 news story breaks that Schmack has been catfished by Manti Te'o.

Old geezers always late.

that was last weeks news grandpa

[Boba_Bulk]

LOL Don't be jelly bro, we always need some extra help in the farms. You too can become a dirty farmer.

No thanks. You guys would prolly make me pull the plow.

Strong kalabaw

[New Evolution]

LOL Ho n Evo Thanks for farming the Ginger Ale brahs

Farming ain't easy brah. :}

[Boba_Bulk]

Old geezers always late.

that was last weeks news grandpa

Calm down Granpa Schmack. You fill out your AARP application yet?

[nykwan]

Old geezers always late.

that was last weeks news grandpa

I blame that alzheimer's....

[Boba_Bulk]

Speaking of old people. Watching a Harrison Ford interview. He looks like he's getting senile. He's about one step away from Gary Busey.

[Atsilan]

My son still lives in my balls. I'll be happy to insert him into your vag and you can have him along with his millions of sisters and brothers.

o_O

U wot m8?

LOL
These guys got everyon e new thinking I'm super old. Jerks!

Or you could just tell me how old you really are!

[schmack]

Calm down Granpa Schmack. You fill out your AARP application yet?

Nah not yet but i should to get the 5 cent deals on Burger King Coffee

I blame that alzheimer's....

That sucks man, just take some multi's?

Speaking of old people. Watching a Harrison Ford interview. He looks like he's getting senile. He's about one step away from Gary Busey.

Same for Clint eastwood.

[schmack]

o_O

U wot m8?



Or you could just tell me how old you really are!

He's 12

[Boba_Bulk]

I blame that alzheimer's....

They are making serious advancements in finding a cure for that. Just hold on a little longer gramps.

If you forget what this post says. Just come back and re-read it in 5 minutes.

Nah not yet but i should to get the 5 cent deals on Burger King Coffee.

Nice.


Alright bros. I gotta get work done.

Have a good day erryone.

[KenshinH]

o_O

U wot m8?



Or you could just tell me how old you really are!

Bruce, clearly she wants the D :}

He's 12

Tell him to send pics to that ****-bear above nao

They are making serious advancements in finding a cure for that. Just hold on a little longer gramps.

If you forget what this post says. Just come back and re-read it in 5 minutes.

Nice.

Alright bros. I gotta get work done.

Have a good day erryone.

LOL have a good day bro!

[nykwan]

Found a pic of me when I was just a youngster.

[jett69]

Will the package contain Force Factor samples? :}


Dang son that's serious. What's your most valuable comic?

Daredevil #1 in good, not mint condition.

my wife showers every night and she smells like peaches.

[nykwan]

Daredevil #1 in good, not mint condition.

my wife showers every night and she smells like peaches.

In4 pics of wife's peaches in the shower.

[KenshinH]

Daredevil #1 in good, not mint condition.

my wife showers every night and she smells like peaches.

So she's not korean?

[New Evolution]

In4 pics of wife's peaches in the shower.

in on this.

So she's not korean?

LOL

[krazedxboi]

In4 pics of wife's peaches in the shower.

third.

[audieswu]

LOL @ smells like bulgogi. True story. LOL

Love bulgogi bowls though nom nom nom

Farming ain't easy brah. :}

LOL

Speaking of old people. Watching a Harrison Ford interview. He looks like he's getting senile. He's about one step away from Gary Busey.

LOL truth, his mind is just really out there.

o_O

U wot m8?

U seriously dun goof'd. JB don't play.

He's 12

LOL

Found a pic of me when I was just a youngster.

[IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/14x2emh.jpg[IMG]

hahaha

So she's not korean?

LOL

[jett69]

Jerks!

So I worked out using the versa grips on shrugs today. I cant believe how simple it is to use. I kept spinning my wrist to tighten since i was so used to the regular straps. Also, I kept slapping myself in the face with the pad every time I wipe my face. So far, I love it. Every comfy.

[Hosum]

Too much LOL going on the last couple of pages...

Jerks!

So I worked out using the versa grips on shrugs today. I cant believe how simple it is to use. I kept spinning my wrist to tighten since i was so used to the regular straps. Also, I kept slapping myself in the face with the pad every time I wipe my face. So far, I love it. Every comfy.

du ma no pics of wife peaches, no care...