The Official Asian Thread Part 13!!!

[KenshinH]

wife got 3rd and having raging rustled jimmies cause she lost to 2 strippers.



Quads too big!

You are a lucky man brah. Legs look good to me

I am a public auditor (I audit large companies' financial statements before they are released)



Sick Smiley is sick.



I like her legs...

Sounds like a good gig .. And I hope you're feeling better.

[soopamyko]

brb moving to miami

[New Evolution]

Just watched the first min of it cause I don't want to be seem as a perv here at work, but the first chick is hot.

Damn those latinas. <3 latinas...

[TheSmiley]

JB she isn't a wife until I see a ring on that fingggerr!

[littlemissy]

brb moving to miami

way too humid.. & that is my work out JAM :P how do I fling my hair around like that without breaking my neck..

[Johnnybomb]

JB she isn't a wife until I see a ring on that fingggerr!

You'll never see a ring on those fingers well maybe her's, definitely not mine unless you go to the actual wedding. I told her my ring comes off the instant the ceremony is over cause I don't like wearing accessories.

[Johnnybomb]

You are a lucky man brah. Legs look good to me

Who ever like's those legs are ****s.

Here's a pic of my cousin's girlfriend. She has great legs, long and slender. My wife I like everything except the hulk like legs.

[kentaron]

Sup yellow folks. A Jap brah here checking in.

[Johnnybomb]

way too humid.. & that is my work out JAM :P how do I fling my hair around like that without breaking my neck..

Can I plant my twig and 2 berries on your mountains and tranquil valley?

[soopamyko]

JB she isn't a wife until I see a ring on that fingggerr!

way too humid.. & that is my work out JAM :P how do I fling my hair around like that without breaking my neck..

you both should do a parady asian chick in teeny weeny bikini version. you can out do the cheerleaders. i believe in you two.


good morning peoples.

[TheSmiley]

JB - how does KP feel about that?

Myko- you're bad......!
I think the asians brahs should do a parody since me and missy are outnumbered

[Johnnybomb]

JB - how does KP feel about that?

Myko- you're bad......!
I think the asians brahs should do a parody since me and missy are outnumbered

Feel about what? The ring? She's fine with it. The only thing she is against is

1) I gotta stop talking smack about Canada.
2) I gotta quit smoking around her
3) I can't wine and dine her cause she's afraid of getting fat.
4) I gotta tone down the racism
5) I can't go on hooker splurges anymore. She kinda raged when I first came to China and was banging whores like 4 times a week during the first year.

Other than that she actually does trust me cause I tell her everything. I tell her all the crazy and stupid things I do. Not the smartest thing to do but I just don't care. Cause I am whatever you say I am and if I wasn't then why would I say I am in the papers the news everyday I am, I don't know it's just the way I am.

[KenshinH]

JB - how does KP feel about that?

Myko- you're bad......!
I think the asians brahs should do a parody since me and missy are outnumbered

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Sup asians! Busy morning

Mfw having 3 conference calls scheduled at the same time

[KenshinH]

Feel about what? The ring? She's fine with it. The only thing she is against is

1) I gotta stop talking smack about Canada.
2) I gotta quit smoking around her
3) I can't wine and dine her cause she's afraid of getting fat.
4) I gotta tone down the racism
5) I can't go on hooker splurges anymore. She kinda raged when I first came to China and was banging whores like 4 times a week during the first year.

Other than that she actually does trust me cause I tell her everything. I tell her all the crazy and stupid things I do. Not the smartest thing to do but I just don't care. Cause I am whatever you say I am and if I wasn't then why would I say I am in the papers the news everyday I am, I don't know it's just the way I am.

She's a keeper brah (srs)

[soopamyko]

JB - how does KP feel about that?

Myko- you're bad......!
I think the asians brahs should do a parody since me and missy are outnumbered

but you and missy keeps my libido alive.

[soopamyko]

Feel about what? The ring? She's fine with it. The only thing she is against is

1) I gotta stop talking smack about Canada.
2) I gotta quit smoking around her
3) I can't wine and dine her cause she's afraid of getting fat.
4) I gotta tone down the racism
5) I can't go on hooker splurges anymore. She kinda raged when I first came to China and was banging whores like 4 times a week during the first year.

Other than that she actually does trust me cause I tell her everything. I tell her all the crazy and stupid things I do. Not the smartest thing to do but I just don't care. Cause I am whatever you say I am and if I wasn't then why would I say I am in the papers the news everyday I am, I don't know it's just the way I am.

you gotta support her lifestyle..since bikini diet hard to get the shape they want.















kinda srs....LOL

[schmack]

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Sup asians! Busy morning

Mfw having 3 conference calls scheduled at the same time

LOL I had two conference calls at the same time. iphone and ipad at the same time remotely FTW!

[Johnnybomb]

She's a keeper brah (srs)

you gotta support her lifestyle..since bikini diet hard to get the shape they want.

kinda srs....LOL

She's sponsered by SAN so I don't need to pay anything. Even if she lost it, I have no problems cause that's pennies. Only reason I like her that much is cause

1) She knows how much money I make and never asks me for any money and she has a totally sh!tty job
2) When we do go shopping she's completely frugal with my money
3) She's hot

The top 2 is basically the only reason I like her. I mean being hot is great, but I can find hot girls easy just cause I'll just buy them. But she actually makes me want to give her a luxurious life and the weird part is I actually listen to her even tho she's a female. I listen to like 95% but the other 5% doesn't happen because going to whore houses, KTV's is like where the contracts get signed here in China so can't really listen to her on that.

[TheSmiley]

Feel about what? The ring? She's fine with it. The only thing she is against is

1) I gotta stop talking smack about Canada.
2) I gotta quit smoking around her
3) I can't wine and dine her cause she's afraid of getting fat.
4) I gotta tone down the racism
5) I can't go on hooker splurges anymore. She kinda raged when I first came to China and was banging whores like 4 times a week during the first year.

Other than that she actually does trust me cause I tell her everything. I tell her all the crazy and stupid things I do. Not the smartest thing to do but I just don't care. Cause I am whatever you say I am and if I wasn't then why would I say I am in the papers the news everyday I am, I don't know it's just the way I am.

have you thought of any creative proposals? That's flippin' adorable. I agree, I've got the biggest attitude and I'm short-tempered, but the BF deals with it. That is when you know they're a keeper.

but you and missy keeps my libido alive.

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She's sponsered by SAN so I don't need to pay anything. Even if she lost it, I have no problems cause that's pennies. Only reason I like her that much is cause

1) She knows how much money I make and never asks me for any money and she has a totally sh!tty job
2) When we do go shopping she's completely frugal with my money
3) She's hot

The top 2 is basically the only reason I like her. I mean being hot is great, but I can find hot girls easy just cause I'll just buy them. But she actually makes me want to give her a luxurious life and the weird part is I actually listen to her even tho she's a female. I listen to like 95% but the other 5% doesn't happen because going to whore houses, KTV's is like where the contracts get signed here in China so can't really listen to her on that.

what does she do besides competing?

[schmack]

have you thought of any creative proposals? That's flippin' adorable. I agree, I've got the biggest attitude and I'm short-tempered, but the BF deals with it. That is when you know they're a keeper.



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what does she do besides competing?

I am her sugar daddy!

[Johnnybomb]

have you thought of any creative proposals? That's flippin' adorable. I agree, I've got the biggest attitude and I'm short-tempered, but the BF deals with it. That is when you know they're a keeper.

what does she do besides competing?

I already proposed to her like 1000 times at least and she said no evertime cause I'd emailed, msn, google chat, text or called her cell for the proposal. Even when she was in China I proposed and she kept saying no. It wasn't until like 3 months ago she told me I had to present her a ring! I said if that's the way it has to be then I'd rather not get married cause I have no idea what she wants in a ring and I don't want to spend my time figuring out if she'll like a ring I pick out. So our deal is when she's here next time we go to the jewelry store and she can pick out a ring that cost no less than 15k and no more than 35k USD. And once I'm about to pay for it I'll say "So we getting married now or what?". And then she'll say "fine". And then I'll say "YAYER!" and then we'll go celebrate by going to eat some steamed dumplings and clubbing. Pretty romantic eh?

As for the actual wedding I told her she has to plan it and that there has to be 1 in Shanghai cause I want red envelopes. The 2nd one she wants a destination wedding at like some tropical beach or something. I just told her I don't care as long as we stay in Asia and I'll fly 3 of her best friends business class to attend.

She works at some steakhouse as a hostess. You know the people that take you to the table. When she competes and stuff I used to always offer to wire her cash but she'll never take it. So I stopped asking. I figure if she is in deep dodo then she'll ask me.

[TheSmiley]

I am her sugar daddy!

hahaha hayyyy, suga D!

I already proposed to her like 1000 times at least and she said no evertime cause I'd emailed, msn, google chat, text or called her cell for the proposal. Even when she was in China I proposed and she kept saying no. It wasn't until like 3 months ago she told me I had to present her a ring! I said if that's the way it has to be then I'd rather not get married cause I have no idea what she wants in a ring and I don't want to spend my time figuring out if she'll like a ring I pick out. So our deal is when she's here next time we go to the jewelry store and she can pick out a ring that cost no less than 15k and no more than 35k USD. And once I'm about to pay for it I'll say "So we getting married now or what?". And then she'll say "fine". And then I'll say "YAYER!" and then we'll go celebrate by going to eat some steamed dumplings and clubbing. Pretty romantic eh?

As for the actual wedding I told her she has to plan it and that there has to be 1 in Shanghai cause I want red envelopes. The 2nd one she wants a destination wedding at like some tropical beach or something. I just told her I don't care as long as we stay in Asia and I'll fly 3 of her best friends business class to attend.

She works at some steakhouse as a hostess. You know the people that take you to the table. When she competes and stuff I used to always offer to wire her cash but she'll never take it. So I stopped asking. I figure if she is in deep dodo then she'll ask me.

Geez, talk about NOT being romantic. DC and I talked about where we would have a wedding. His family is in Shanghai while my family is in the US.

Let us know the big day

[Johnnybomb]

I also went to the hospital today to get a checkup because for the last 2 months I've been urinating like 12-20 times a day. I thought I had some bladder problem and it turned out that my body is not used to all the tea intake because tea leaves itself contain high amounts of caffine a natural diuretic. He said unlike most Chinese people who don't have this problem I have it because my body is not used to tea just like most locals can't even drink 2 glasses of milk without getting the runs. He also said high stress levels will also make you pee.

I also asked him why my pen0r goes limp sometimes when I'm banging broads. I seriously thought I had some type of erectile disfunction. So sometimes I eat half a cialis or viagra. He told me to lay off the porn and stop beating off everyday for at least a month. Even when I spread a chicks meat curtains and spray my white out, I still need to beat off at night. I don't know about you guys but I like to choke my sausage everynight because it's more of a habit now than feeling good. Once I've killed a billion sperm I'm able to knock out right away even if I'm not tired.

True story.

[Hosum]

Sup everyone!

[New Evolution]

You'll never see a ring on those fingers well maybe her's, definitely not mine unless you go to the actual wedding. I told her my ring comes off the instant the ceremony is over cause I don't like wearing accessories.

I will be the same. I wouldn't wear the ring after the ceremony because I personally do not like to wear jewery. I don't even own a watch.

Sup everyone!

Sup *******!! How was your vaca? And how wide is the WBK?

[Hosum]

I will be the same. I wouldn't wear the ring after the ceremony because I personally do not like to wear jewery. I don't even own a watch.




Sup *******!! How was your vaca? And how wide is the WBK?

No wonder you're a baller!

WBK is freaking wide, dude was pumping 3 plates on the incline press.

Vacation was good and too fast, hard to come back from that break.

[New Evolution]

No wonder you're a baller!

WBK is freaking wide, dude was pumping 3 plates on the incline press.

Vacation was good and too fast, hard to come back from that break.

I am not even close to be a baller. You and JB are the true ballers.

I knew WBK was sandbagging and attending your university all along. :}


Where are the pics of your vaca *******?

[KRN-GOOKX891]

Where are the pics of your vaca *******?

this

[soopamyko]

hahaha hayyyy, suga D!



Geez, talk about NOT being romantic. DC and I talked about where we would have a wedding. His family is in Shanghai while my family is in the US.

Let us know the big day

do you call D big daddy?

[Hosum]

I am not even close to be a baller. You and JB are the true ballers.

I knew WBK was sandbagging and attending your university all along. :}


Where are the pics of your vaca *******?

Nah man, he's not attending mine uni, he's got your textbook.

I'll try to get some pictures up soon.

this

sup sandbagger

do you call D big daddy?

sup bro!