OP gets hard by looking at the camera man
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07-26-2012, 08:47 PM #61USAF
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I am here from the future, it's been 45 years. I tipped my professor and it developed towards groundbreaking research where we discovered the secret of time travel. I recovered my old account to recount the history of the golden age of memes and talk to you about progressing the human race.
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07-26-2012, 08:49 PM #62Registered User
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lol I was watching this Sara Jay video yesterday and some fan won a chance to phuk her on camera, he was soft as all chit hahahaha soooo funny
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07-26-2012, 08:51 PM #631,217 ng/dL
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so would iOriginally Posted by LaCosaNostra90
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07-26-2012, 08:51 PM #64Brah/Bro/Broskie
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u gay op? da fuk..
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07-26-2012, 08:53 PM #65
wtf? My girlfriend hugs me and my penis begins to get hard. If she touches it then seconds later I am rock hard.
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07-26-2012, 08:54 PM #66Registered User
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By the time my pants are off I'm completely erect. Hell, The smell of some girls hair gives me a boner.
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07-26-2012, 08:54 PM #67¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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And I thought a being a pornstar couldn't get any better.Originally Posted by MumbaiMonitor
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07-26-2012, 08:54 PM #68Emperor
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A lot of times injections are used.
Do a search for " Penile Injection Therapy Instructions w/Inject-Erect "- GH15 Approved
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07-26-2012, 08:54 PM #69Registered User
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Because they're pornstars and they get paid to be hard, be good at staying hard, and f**king.
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07-26-2012, 08:55 PM #70Registered User
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Porn is heavily edited? Its not different than a hollywood movie just as much smoke & mirrors. Same reason pornstars cum buckets, they've been fapping on and off for hours. You think they just walk in there "Alright, you're gonna lay dat bitch down and **** her till you cum, dats a wrap".
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07-26-2012, 08:57 PM #71Snookums
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The fukk is wrong with most of you? Do you walk around with a stiffy all day?
Looking at a bish or expecting to fukk a bish shouldn't be getting you hard that easily. Even some light foreplay shouldn't do much too quickly, other than a slight semi.
Unless I have penor issues.
Understandable in a dry spell though.
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07-26-2012, 09:06 PM #72sorry brah i love youOriginally Posted by DerekJeter
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07-26-2012, 09:07 PM #73dont worry bro, youre fine.Originally Posted by Jeremyn87
dont listen to the virgins and premature ejaculators, they dont know sht
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07-26-2012, 09:07 PM #74No Forever alone and I get hard all the time. Just thinking about stuff I can get hard reasonably quickly.Originally Posted by Jeremyn87
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07-26-2012, 09:07 PM #75Registered User
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They use Viagra.
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07-26-2012, 09:08 PM #76I'll start lifting later.
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You don't already have an erect cock? My dick is pretty much 100% hard before a girl touches it.Originally Posted by wrknhrd00
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07-26-2012, 09:08 PM #77Flex Like a ****in' Ibex
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07-26-2012, 09:09 PM #78F*ck Joe Biden
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fluffers + viagra
fluffers r sidekick bishes who blow dudes in-between the scenes to keep them hard..srsF*ck Joe Biden
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07-26-2012, 09:10 PM #79Let's try to..
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feel bad for you bro, you got low test levels
don't know what you consider normal but, you should be hard before your pants are off. if not find a girl that gets you hard
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07-26-2012, 09:10 PM #80Registered User
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Troll confirmed. Virgins because looking at naked women gives us boners. Either troll or *******.Originally Posted by wrknhrd00
lol @ the thought of some dude bert staring a woman for minutes before he starts developing an erection.Spike92 is 15.
^ place this in your sig to remind the world that Spike92 is indeed 15 and will never be anything other than 15.
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07-26-2012, 09:10 PM #81Platinum User
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I can easily get hard looking at a naked girl. wtf is wrong with you OP?
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07-26-2012, 09:14 PM #82I'll start lifting later.
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Nothing wrong with me that I know of. This has been my life though so I'm not sure. Any I knew I could have sex with my ex my dick was instantly hard. She would grab for it already and we'd phuck.Originally Posted by Jeremyn87
When I drive to see my fbuddy. The second I'm at her place, my dick is hard before I get out of the car probably.
When I used to live near her and walked to her, second I got to her room I had a hard dick and she knew it.
Dick never is below 50% erection (rarely below 80%) after I nut in her. She'll want me to continue phucking her, but I'm sore/sensitive but my hardon doesn't go away. It takes a lot for it to go away.
I dunno though bro? High sex drive I guess?
IMO this only happened ONCE to me that I wasn't hard. I was really nervous, girl was extremely cute and a LOT of fun. I actually considered she'd be the first girl in 4 years that I'd want to date. Since the misc is full of a lot of people who are really anxious/nervous a lot maybe they have trouble getting a hard on?Originally Posted by TZA13
Otherwise like you said, hard well before pants come off. Hell, I'm hard even putting my pants back on even after multiple rounds of sex. I'm no sex god or anything it's just how my dick is.
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07-26-2012, 09:19 PM #83if you find nothing wrong with that statement, you are either a virgin, a terrible troll or a huge fuking *******.Originally Posted by Big Slim DaDDy
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07-26-2012, 09:21 PM #84
Let me clarify, I don't get hard by flat out looking at females.
I get hard by them flirting with me.
I'll go talk to a chick and she smiles at me, if she's hot enough my dick starts moving.
If a chick with a fat booty starts walking with a switch cause she knows I'm looking, my dick will definitely start getting hard.
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07-26-2012, 09:26 PM #85Registered User
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Guys, no need to be so harsh to the OP. He's just in shock that he finally learned his dick is broken.
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07-26-2012, 09:28 PM #86
They're on that no fap time
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07-26-2012, 09:28 PM #87Registered User
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they inject chit in their dick (srs)
Friday night. Date night in Miami. Every night is a date night in Miami, and everyone's having sex. But for me, sex never enters into it. I don't understand sex. Not that I have anything against women, and I certainly have an appropriate sensibility about men, but when it comes to the actual act of sex, it's always just seemed so undignified. But I have to play the game.
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07-26-2012, 09:28 PM #88
ITT: low testosterone *******s don't know what it's like to live as an alpha male.
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07-26-2012, 09:29 PM #89Registered User
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if you're not raging hard by the time you're about to lay some timber down on a hot piece of ass then you either get to much pussy or are a *******.
relationships on the other hand dont count.
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07-26-2012, 09:31 PM #90lol thisOriginally Posted by wrknhrd00
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