What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[sy2502]

Whatever happened to the 1st thread? Did it get trolled and closed down? If so, I hope the troll responsible contracts terminal crotch itch and dies.

So since complaining is my favorite hobby, and these days I feel like I have a lot of stuff to complain about, let's restart a thread where we can complain freely.

So I'll get this going with the last thing that rustled my jimmies.

You know when you live in Europe and you tell people "I am going to NYC for a vacation, yey!" and there's the village idiot that tells you "Oh then you ABSOLUTELY have to go say hello to uncle Johnny in California!!"
Or when you live in the US and you plan your trip to Britain, and there's always someone in Italy that says "Well, you MUST to come see us!"

Are these people fukking stupid? Because
1) NYC is nowhere near California, just like Italy and Britain are pretty far apart from each other. How does going to one place make it automatically feasible to go to the other? Should I take a day trip from NYC to California and be back by supper in your stupid little mind?
2) Who's going to pay for the extra flight, moron? You, or uncle Johnny?
3) What makes you think that I even want to go see uncle Johnny? Maybe I want to have my own vacation and do what the fukk I please, and I don't want to waste any of my vacation time with uncle Johnny. Did you think about that?

[Ion26]

1rd

Threads get deleted/closed too fast in this forum. Even if the threads are legit.

[drarmament]

Whatever happened to the 1st thread? Did it get trolled and closed down? If so, I hope the troll responsible contracts terminal crotch itch and dies.

So since complaining is my favorite hobby, and these days I feel like I have a lot of stuff to complain about, let's restart a thread where we can complain freely.

So I'll get this going with the last thing that rustled my jimmies.

You know when you live in Europe and you tell people "I am going to NYC for a vacation, yey!" and there's the village idiot that tells you "Oh then you ABSOLUTELY have to go say hello to uncle Johnny in California!!"
Or when you live in the US and you plan your trip to Britain, and there's always someone in Italy that says "Well, you MUST to come see us!"

Are these people fukking stupid? Because
1) NYC is nowhere near California, just like Italy and Britain are pretty far apart from each other. How does going to one place make it automatically feasible to go to the other? Should I take a day trip from NYC to California and be back by supper in your stupid little mind?
2) Who's going to pay for the extra flight, moron? You, or uncle Johnny?
3) What makes you think that I even want to go see uncle Johnny? Maybe I want to have my own vacation and do what the fukk I please, and I don't want to waste any of my vacation time with uncle Johnny. Did you think about that?

Thats what my dad said, when I was station in germany, but I was in Iraq, You should visit your counsin in France. Dad, I'm in a combat zone right now.

[sy2502]

Thats what my dad said, when I was station in germany, but I was in Iraq, You should visit your counsin in France. Dad, I'm in a combat zone right now.

Dude you can totally walk from Iraq to France in, like, half an hour tops!

[Keltron]

LOL.... Kinda related to the europe travel but whenever someone in my family goes to Germany, they ask them to bring back some Nivea lotion. Even though they have the same **** here in the US, they think the stuff that was imported from Germany to Afghanistan back in the day is made from a different formula or something.

But what really rustles my jimmies is when people don't signal. Especially when I'm waiting for them to pass because I think they're going straight. FUKKKKK that sht makes me rage when I'm waiting for them to pass so I can turn then I see them turn and I realized I waited all that time for nothing, and now there's a whole cluster of other cars I have to wait for. FUKK YOU IN YOUR PEE HOLE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

[drarmament]

LOL.... Kinda related to the europe travel but whenever someone in my family goes to Germany, they ask them to bring back some Nivea lotion. Even though they have the same **** here in the US, they think the stuff that was imported from Germany to Afghanistan back in the day is made from a different formula or something.

But what really rustles my jimmies is when people don't signal. Especially when I'm waiting for them to pass because I think they're going straight. FUKKKKK that sht makes me rage when I'm waiting for them to pass so I can turn then I see them turn and I realized I waited all that time for nothing, and now there's a whole cluster of other cars I have to wait for. FUKK YOU IN YOUR PEE HOLE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

I would provide a comment, but I'm and asain driver and you know how that goes.

[Kemo1990]

when you females post in the squat booty thread without pics!!!!!

[RebeccaG]

Whatever happened to the 1st thread? Did it get trolled and closed down? If so, I hope the troll responsible contracts terminal crotch itch and dies.

So since complaining is my favorite hobby, and these days I feel like I have a lot of stuff to complain about, let's restart a thread where we can complain freely.

So I'll get this going with the last thing that rustled my jimmies.

You know when you live in Europe and you tell people "I am going to NYC for a vacation, yey!" and there's the village idiot that tells you "Oh then you ABSOLUTELY have to go say hello to uncle Johnny in California!!"
Or when you live in the US and you plan your trip to Britain, and there's always someone in Italy that says "Well, you MUST to come see us!"

Are these people fukking stupid? Because
1) NYC is nowhere near California, just like Italy and Britain are pretty far apart from each other. How does going to one place make it automatically feasible to go to the other? Should I take a day trip from NYC to California and be back by supper in your stupid little mind?
2) Who's going to pay for the extra flight, moron? You, or uncle Johnny?
3) What makes you think that I even want to go see uncle Johnny? Maybe I want to have my own vacation and do what the fukk I please, and I don't want to waste any of my vacation time with uncle Johnny. Did you think about that?

I live in Canada. The entire world thinks I know every single person that lives in this country.

And since we're on the topic of Canada.... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CANADIAN BACON

This is bacon in the US:



This is bacon in Canada:



That shiit ya'll call "Canadian Bacon" is HAM.

HAM !!!

[danap3681]

when you females post in the squat booty thread without pics!!!!!

Well I have been trying to get a self portrait of my arse but they just ae not up to code. However, I am still trying. So can I at least get half credit??

[danap3681]

I live in Canada. The entire world thinks I know every single person that lives in this country.

And since we're on the topic of Canada.... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CANADIAN BACON

This is bacon in the US:



This is bacon in Canada:



That shiit ya'll call "Canadian Bacon" is HAM.

HAM !!!

I blame Hormel for this bacon thingy!! (& the crappy pizza places here in the US)

[drarmament]

I live in Canada. The entire world thinks I know every single person that lives in this country.

And since we're on the topic of Canada.... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CANADIAN BACON

This is bacon in the US:



This is bacon in Canada:



That shiit ya'll call "Canadian Bacon" is HAM.

HAM !!!

Ham, bacon, pork is all the same

[danap3681]

Ham, bacon, pork is all the same

Pork fat RULZ!!!!

[aristomeow]

Well I have been trying to get a self portrait of my arse but they just ae not up to code. However, I am still trying. So can I at least get half credit??

Hold-out ! You should be ashamed of yourself.

Rustling my jimmies lately.. gross photospreads in magazines of pregnant celebs. I am so sick of seeing pregnant ladies naked. Listen, girl, I'm not even down to look at my own, nonfertilised arse, I don't wanna see yours. And your babydaddy/husband/wizard overlord kissing your babybump? Vomit. Stop that shiht.

[danap3681]

Hold-out ! You should be ashamed of yourself.

Rustling my jimmies lately.. gross photospreads in magazines of pregnant celebs. I am so sick of seeing pregnant ladies naked. Listen, girl, I'm not even down to look at my own, nonfertilised arse, I don't wanna see yours. And your babydaddy/husband/wizard overlord kissing your babybump? Vomit. Stop that shiht.

Reason to buy only Muscle & Fitness mags I never got that anyways. I never showed my belly & I did not gain much weight. Just some things are not attractive to me... that being one of them!

[sy2502]

I live in Canada. The entire world thinks I know every single person that lives in this country.

Oh no, don't worry, I get that too and I am Italian. "Oh you are Italian? Maybe you know this friend of mine... Mario something... He lives in Florence... or is it Milan?"

[aristomeow]

Reason to buy only Muscle & Fitness mags I never got that anyways. I never showed my belly & I did not gain much weight. Just some things are not attractive to me... that being one of them!

I don't buy them anymore, but seeing the covers.. ew. I just feel like some things are meant to be private. Most women have the ability to fall pregnant, why would we wanna see Jessica Simpson do it?

[Artistry]

Hold-out ! You should be ashamed of yourself.

Rustling my jimmies lately.. gross photospreads in magazines of pregnant celebs. I am so sick of seeing pregnant ladies naked. Listen, girl, I'm not even down to look at my own, nonfertilised arse, I don't wanna see yours. And your babydaddy/husband/wizard overlord kissing your babybump? Vomit. Stop that shiht.

Ugh, THIS. Also, the word "babybump." I absolutely cannot stand it.

Also also, messing things up. =(

[danap3681]

I don't buy them anymore, but seeing the covers.. ew. I just feel like some things are meant to be private. Most women have the ability to fall pregnant, why would we wanna see Jessica Simpson do it?

Ewww... her ass got large!!

[aristomeow]

Ugh, THIS. Also, the word "babybump." I absolutely cannot stand it.

Also also, messing things up. =(

I've been doing that a lot lately. knowdatfeel. Feeling like you have to take 4 steps back and just evaluate all the chit you've done and slap yourself into NOT MESSING THINGS UP.

Babybump is indeed a gross word. "Demon incubation device" was really my first choice. Semantics.

[sy2502]

Babybump is indeed a gross word. "Demon incubation device" was really my first choice. Semantics.

Every time I think of pregnancy I can't help but think of this:



Sorry to the mothers here, no offense intended.

[Kemo1990]

2 more to add to the list
una has no face
sy has no face

[DaniGrrl]

I totally don't get the pregnancy photos at all. I certainly am not interested in seeing celebrities and when regular people do it and post the pictures all over ********, I really don't want to see them. I had zero desire to preserve that look forever when I was pregnant. I don't even have many pictures of me pregnant, let alone big old naked belly hanging out!

I also love when you're on vacation and you start talking to someone and you say, "Oh, I'm from Philly." And they say, "Really? Do you know So and So?" It's like there's 5 million people here. What are the odds I know that one person? Or when you say, "I'm from Pennsylvania" and you get the same thing. WTF?

[aristomeow]

I totally don't get the pregnancy photos at all. I certainly am not interested in seeing celebrities and when regular people do it and post the pictures all over ********, I really don't want to see them. I had zero desire to preserve that look forever when I was pregnant. I don't even have many pictures of me pregnant, let alone big old naked belly hanging out!

I also love when you're on vacation and you start talking to someone and you say, "Oh, I'm from Philly." And they say, "Really? Do you know So and So?" It's like there's 5 million people here. What are the odds I know that one person? Or when you say, "I'm from Pennsylvania" and you get the same thing. WTF?

Haha, you get this being an ethnic minority.

Sadly, the answer is usually "Yeah, I know them, his brother's uncle's ex wife's kid's sister is married to my gardener's aunt's grandmother's grandson twice removed".

[cyanotikat]

I live in Canada. The entire world thinks I know every single person that lives in this country.

And since we're on the topic of Canada.... THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CANADIAN BACON

So I walked into a sub shop up there and they asked what kind of cheese and I said American. They laughed hard ;( I felt so stupid.

[thebigzakbowski]

Well I have been trying to get a self portrait of my arse but they just ae not up to code. However, I am still trying. So can I at least get half credit??

You actually lose credit for saying you did without proof. PM me the pic and I will give you 150% credit

[danap3681]

You actually lose credit for saying you did without proof. PM me the pic and I will give you 150% credit

How do I know you won't post them on here?? Can I trust the BIGZAK???

[thebigzakbowski]

How do I know you won't post them on here?? Can I trust the BIGZAK???

Of course you can, I promise. you think that I would mess up an opportunity like that?

[zipitlisten]

When the staff at my gym heats some nasty smelling foods while I'm working out. Brb doing heavy ass clean and jerks while smelling that disgusting smell. Brb almost puking

When people find out I'm from Iceland and ask me if I know Bjork. Of course! I know everyone in the whole country personally.. especially celebrities.

When my mom asks me about my sex life. Why does she always go there? Some things aren't meant to be discussed between mother and daughter.

[Ascendedlife]

[Wyomann]

When the staff at my gym heats some nasty smelling foods while I'm working out. .

One of my co-workers eats sardines and it smells like chit. Drives me nuts.