What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[cowboybiker]

What rustles your jimmies part 3 will be starting here soon

[mhockey9090]

serious question here. Where do people keep these pictures that they post up soo quickly sometimes? Do people just have a folder specifically for these kind of pictures and just keep adding to it?

[cowboybiker]

serious question here. Where do people keep these pictures that they post up soo quickly sometimes? Do people just have a folder specifically for these kind of pictures and just keep adding to it?

Some guys do imagur or photobucket.

I just use google pics.

[BrotherWolf]

serious question here. Where do people keep these pictures that they post up soo quickly sometimes? Do people just have a folder specifically for these kind of pictures and just keep adding to it?

obviously he's a cowboy so under his hat or in the back of the horse...

[Adept85]

when people bumb into me in the club.. very annoying!

[cowboybiker]

obviously he's a cowboy so under his hat or in the back of the horse...

I found this on google pics when I googled my username.
But I dont know who made it.

[BrotherWolf]

I found this on google pics when I googled my username.
But I dont know who made it.

lmao .... sweet, you're famous

[cowboybiker]

lmao .... sweet, you're famous

It is cool.

[mhockey9090]

I just found a bunch of pictures of my truck from posting on other truck forums and etc when typing in my username. Im a loser haha

[cowboybiker]

I just found a bunch of pictures of my truck from posting on other truck forums and etc when typing in my username. Im a loser haha

wonder what that makes me

[nvrstopworking]

Actually, I find some guys are of 2 minds about this. First they say they want women to have intelligent conversations. They when they find one who can hold her own, they get all uncomfortable. Has happened to me more times than I can count. Most intelligent women have learned the art of dumbing themselves down at the appropriate moments.

I'll offer a tip.... (and no not THAT kind of tip! )

Nothing wrong with a strong woman at all.... very desirable in fact. But a guy still likes to feel "needed" sometimes... and SOME strong women either forget or don't understand that fact.

Even if you don't NEED rescuing or help sometimes just pretend like you do so we can feel good m'kay? And maybe fake that you can't open that peanut butter jar once in a while?

[Big_Sky_Guy]

LOL, I think I can have interests in common with both men and women. So for example, I really like sports cars and know a thing or 2 about them, I don't say I am an expert, but I can have some kind of conversation about it. So at work a group of us is having lunch and a guy says he's looking to buy a new car and is confused, and asks "what's the difference between power and torque?" I had just happened to look it up about my BMW M3 so I volunteered an explanation. He waited for me to finish completely stone faced, then turned to the GUY next to me and asked the question again as if I hadn't said a word. Serious WTF moment. My colleague to his credit, laughed and said "what she just said".

I'm sad that you are srs.

And glad colleague 2 was not as much of a douche as #1.

[Echo814]

I think the same thing when my neighbors kid starts screaming bloody murder. I hear that boy all day long and the mother is on her porch talking on the phone ignoring the screaming child.

[BrotherWolf]

wonder what that makes me

You're a wiener cbb .... no doubt

[cowboybiker]

You're a wiener cbb .... no doubt

I'll settle for being infamous

[BrotherWolf]

I'll settle for being infamous

That's even better man

[izzygrant]

You know what should be rusting all our jimmies? They took jimmy off the cereal box!!!

In b4 everyone else already knew that.

[PunkyCindy]

2 hours of sleep, driving kids to school sleepy as phuk and then being wide awake when you should be asleep!

I just know I'll want to sleep just when it's time to pick them up!!!

[Nelly87]

Visiting my sis and nephew last night for dinner. What rustles my jimmies is how she does not control/discipline her son at all. We were at the table eating pizza, the pizza box is on the table with us instead of on the counter. She lets her son who is almost three get in and out of his seat constantly without finishing eating food. Stand up on the table. Grab a vacuum cleaning extension and dip it into his drink. He then throws it at me and gets his drink all over me and my food. He then stands up on the table and starts spitting into the pizza box... I was just like bert stare are you serious at my sister and just lost it.

I took matters into my own hands, which probably isn't a good idea and told my nephew that he has to sit and eat his food and that he can't just keep getting up and down running free with his food. He then grabbed the vacuum extension again and I told him to hand it to me and that he should not be playing with that. He said "no" in his little cute yet defiant voice and I told him you need to listen to us and so I grabbed and took it from him and put it away. He started to cry and I told my sister that I would not let him not listen to us and I will discipline him.

It is even like this when she takes him out in public. She has no sense of control or discipline for that boy, it irritates me sooo much. It is part of the reason why I don't like visiting my sister as much because of her not controlling her son.


sorry for long rant ..... take it!

[Hannah82]

I wish ppl would get a ferkin diary instead of posting stupid crap on their status update that they clearly don't want ppl to comment on. Ignoramusus! Jimmies rustled.

[t8rtot]

When your wife works a 48 hour shift and comes home exhausted but accidently forgets to not put sharp knives in the sink and you find them the hard way... Want to not be upset, but jimmies are super rustled.

[Big_Sky_Guy]

I wish ppl would get a ferkin diary instead of posting stupid crap on their status update that they clearly don't want ppl to comment on. Ignoramusus! Jimmies rustled.

Dear diary...I am going to air my dirty laundry to 290 "friends" today and then complain tomorrow about why I only have 265 "friends".

[danap3681]

When your wife works a 48 hour shift and comes home exhausted but accidently forgets to not put sharp knives in the sink and you find them the hard way... Want to not be upset, but jimmies are super rustled.

UGH! Done this before to myself. Now I wash them immediately after I use them and never put them in the sink. Trained my son to do it too!

[t8rtot]

UGH! Done this before to myself. Now I wash them immediately after I use them and never put them in the sink. Trained my son to do it too!

She is usually very good about remembering this. The knife doesnt even really have to be that sharp, after 15-30 minutes of your hands being in warm soapy water, anything remotely sharp cuts with little effort.

[sy2502]

I'll offer a tip.... (and no not THAT kind of tip! )

Disappointed gal is disappointed.

Nothing wrong with a strong woman at all.... very desirable in fact. But a guy still likes to feel "needed" sometimes... and SOME strong women either forget or don't understand that fact.

Absolutely!!! But I wasn't talking about a relationship, I was talking in normal settings like friends and work. Guys don't tell each other "can you please dumb yourself down so you don't hurt my self esteem?" At least I don't think they do.... do they

Even if you don't NEED rescuing or help sometimes just pretend like you do so we can feel good m'kay? And maybe fake that you can't open that peanut butter jar once in a while?

I will hang my head in shame and admit I have, in fact, asked guys to open jars for me, even if I could totally do it myself, just to boost their egos. I have also pretended not to know something and asked a guy just to give him the satisfaction of telling me. Hey, you do what you have to, to get laid, amiright?

[Big_Sky_Guy]

I will hang my head in shame and admit I have, in fact, asked guys to open jars for me, even if I could totally do it myself, just to boost their egos. I have also pretended not to know something and asked a guy just to give him the satisfaction of telling me. Hey, you do what you have to, to get laid, amiright?

Am dissapoint sista...

sorta srs, in an understanding way...been married so long I have no idea what it takes to initiate a srs relationship.

[Wyomann]

I will hang my head in shame and admit I have, in fact, asked guys to open jars for me, even if I could totally do it myself, just to boost their egos. I have also pretended not to know something and asked a guy just to give him the satisfaction of telling me. Hey, you do what you have to, to get laid, amiright?

These are strong precursors to knowing that you have faked orgasms as well.

[EB68]

I work with some pretty intelligent women, alot of times I would rather know that one of them has my back than most of the males I work with. I think most women who put some effort into can outthink men. We have just a few thoughts that seem to stay in the way of other idea's most of the time. Like wow nice car, umm that food looks good, and oh yeah, I'd hit that

[sy2502]

These are strong precursors to knowing that you have faked orgasms as well.

Haven't we all?

[Nelly87]

Haven't we all?

Not I, hard for a dude to fake one for obvious reasons :P