What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[tresjjjolie]

:@

Koalas have double-ended penises and double-opening vaginas.

I think we could all learn a thing or two from our humble Australian friend, the koala.

Shut your mouth.

wut am I reading!

.. tempted to google
not sure if want

lol

[drarmament]

I have one

you know what reaaaaallllyyy rustles my jimmies?

god just thinking about it is like hearing nails on a chalkboard. No.. like trying to chew metal. uughh

Truly illogical people. Ever try to debate with someone illogical? Who cannot follow a train of thought or discuss "why"
Had an ex like this and it was a severe case. Traumatized for life, never again.

We all have our opinions and even if I think yours is completely whacked, I usually offer to listen to the "method to the madness".
who knows, I might learn something.
This isn't a reasonable approach to some people however.

Makes some parts of this site tough to read sometimes.

I have to agree, they some morons, who wouldn't even agree to disagree

[BrotherWolf]

Wait, wouldn't it be worse if the windows were up? And I said I was sorry. Geez.

I meant up but damn what did you eat ?

[TheBigJizzle]

When flying bears with laser vision burn me

LOL wut















































































































SRS

[danap3681]

Wait, wouldn't it be worse if the windows were up? And I said I was sorry. Geez.

Maybe he is into smelling farts, and don't like any of that gas to excape until he has officially analized it with his senses.

My brother would fart and hold the power windows so we couldn't roll the windows down. See I fully blame my brother for me being the way I am. We were tortured souls I tell ya!!

[Wyomann]

My brother would fart and hold the power windows so we couldn't roll the windows down. See I fully blame my brother for me being the way I am. We were tortured souls I tell ya!!

Now I'm beginning to understand why you are so twisted. You've been dutch ovened since birth on a regular basis. No child should endure such things.

[danap3681]

Now I'm beginning to understand why you are so twisted.

Yeah my bro was bigger than us (older by 2 years) so he always made us do stuff that we know would get us in trouble but it was either do it or he would put us in the figure four or the camel clutch until we tapped out!

[sy2502]

**** when someone form Italy comes to visit I ask for food items and nivea LOL
I swear it's better over there.. in return I always have to take them to get Aspirin, Advil and Levis jeans.....

that ****'s expensive over there

LOL, I was back in Italy a year ago and I couldn't believe it when they told me the big fashion thing was... Guess! Seriously, with all the Italian designers, people go buy Guess? And it's stupid expensive in Italy, at least twice as much as here.


This is rustling my jimmies: when I start a cut, it takes about 3 weeks of dieting to even lose 1 measly pounds. It's like those initial 3 weeks are a tug of war, with my body holding on to any weight for dear life. I know that's how it goes, but it still pisses me off to do everything right and then step on the scale and see nothing happened. Makes me want to go eat a triple bacon cheeseburger or polish a gallon of ice cream.

[danap3681]

This is rustling my jimmies: when I start a cut, it takes about 3 weeks of dieting to even lose 1 measly pounds. It's like those initial 3 weeks are a tug of war, with my body holding on to any weight for dear life. I know that's how it goes, but it still pisses me off to do everything right and then step on the scale and see nothing happened. Makes me want to go eat a triple bacon cheeseburger or polish a gallon of ice cream.

Glad I am not the only one. I am at the end of my 2nd week and nothing!! I can see a difference in my bod but the scale... nadda!! UGH! Just going to keep on trucking! This is my first official cut ever so I am way too anxious to see results faster!

[sy2502]

Glad I am not the only one. I am at the end of my 2nd week and nothing!! I can see a difference in my bod but the scale... nadda!! UGH! Just going to keep on trucking! This is my first official cut ever so I am way too anxious to see results faster!

Yes same here, I think I am leaner, but the scale begs to disagree.

[drarmament]

Now I'm beginning to understand why you are so twisted. You've been dutch ovened since birth on a regular basis. No child should endure such things.

Glad I am not the only one. I am at the end of my 2nd week and nothing!! I can see a difference in my bod but the scale... nadda!! UGH! Just going to keep on trucking! This is my first official cut ever so I am way too anxious to see results faster!

Yes same here, I think I am leaner, but the scale begs to disagree.

Ladies, gl on your journey to cut.

[danap3681]

dutch ovened

Wasn't sure what this was. I am learning new and fascinating things on this forum. Expanding my vocabulary

[LoveMyInk]

When people call my work and say they are "close friends" with the doctor.

I usually want to respond with "oh well I must've missed you at his birthday party"

My boss is a nice guy (too nice sometimes) and these people don't realize I know who the close friends are but they say it anyway as if it gets them some special treatment.

[danap3681]

When people call my work and say they are "close friends" with the doctor.

I usually want to respond with "oh well I must've missed you at his birthday party"

My boss is a nice guy (too nice sometimes) and these people don't realize I know who the close friends are but they say it anyway as if it gets them some special treatment.

If they were that close they would have his cell number now wouldn't they?

[LoveMyInk]

If they were that close they would have his cell number now wouldn't they?

exactly!



oh and I have a client who owes me $700 for house sitting, they got home Monday, it is now Friday

[cowboybiker]

[sy2502]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to cowboybiker again.

[zipitlisten]

[drarmament]

I'm sorry to tell you but ben is taken by jerry

[LaDonnaMF]

people being incredibly unprofesional at work. Currently there's a woman speaking loud enough that I can hear her but not see her and she's spouting swear words left and right. Real nice.

Also get annoyed when I come in with close-toed shoes, pressed black skirt, and pressed shirt with solid prints and everyone else is wearing wrinkled khakis, flip flops, and do their makeup in the bathroom. GRRR I'm up like 2 hours earlier so I can look presentable and they don't give a shhhhhhhhh!

[LoveMyInk]

when I let someone merge into my lane and they don't wave it makes me angry

people being incredibly unprofesional at work. Currently there's a woman speaking loud enough that I can hear her but not see her and she's spouting swear words left and right. Real nice.

Also get annoyed when I come in with close-toed shoes, pressed black skirt, and pressed shirt with solid prints and everyone else is wearing wrinkled khakis, flip flops, and do their makeup in the bathroom. GRRR I'm up like 2 hours earlier so I can look presentable and they don't give a shhhhhhhhh!

I have to wear scrubs to work but I still wake up and do my hair and my make up and when my coworkers come in looking like they rolled out of bed and put their scrubs on it annoys me

[PervedOut]

-People that text at the grocery store with their cart turned sideways in the aisle
-People that think because you are in the turn lane, you dont have to use a blinker (actually had people tell me they omit it on purpose)
-People that encroach me in the checkout lane in the grocery store

(yes raging at grocery store logic ATM)

[LoveMyInk]

-People that text at the grocery store with their cart turned sideways in the aisle
-People that think because you are in the turn lane, you dont have to use a blinker (actually had people tell me they omit it on purpose)
-People that encroach me in the checkout lane in the grocery store

(yes raging at grocery store logic ATM)

I hate grocery shopping

[danap3681]

-People that text at the grocery store with their cart turned sideways in the aisle
(yes raging at grocery store logic ATM)

I love ramming buggies in the store or grabbing it and moving it out of the way without even saying excuse me! Then they give me that look and just smile. These people are almost as bad as the ones who want to sit in the middle of the aisle and socialize while I am trying to get through the aisle! This is why I have not been to the Walmart here in ages. I would rather pay more at my local grocery store by my house that is NOT a big name grocer like Winn Dixie and is nothing like WallyWorld!

[sy2502]

My jimmies are rustled every August 2nd since 1980, when I missed by a couple of hours being blown to bits in one of the worst terrorist attacks in Italy. I tend to get very cranky around that anniversary.

[LoveMyInk]

Mondays



they make me angry

[michpc]

Mondays



they make me angry

Heck yes....more weekend pleaaaaassssseee!

[UnaChispita]

-People that text at the grocery store with their cart turned sideways in the aisle
-People that think because you are in the turn lane, you dont have to use a blinker (actually had people tell me they omit it on purpose)
-People that encroach me in the checkout lane in the grocery store

(yes raging at grocery store logic ATM)

People who leave their cart in the middle of the grocery store aisle!

[DaniGrrl]

Roided out d-bags at the gym throwing the bar back onto the rack and yelling while doing so. Also, it's 100 degrees outside with 500% humidity - might want to take your LONG SLEEVE jacket off. Especially when the AC in the gym barely works. Oh, yeah - gotta hide those pimples all over your back, though.

On a side note, aforementioned roided out d-bag gave me attitude at the hack squat machine one day because I hesitated a second when he just assumed I wanted the 45 removed and took it off and I had to think for a second as to what I usually put on there. Because it was SO HARD for him to pick up that 45 and put it back. Jerk. Every time I see him, I want to spit LOL

[sy2502]

Roided out d-bags at the gym throwing the bar back onto the rack and yelling while doing so.

This, closely followed by non-roided guys who behave like they were, and yell and scream and huff and puff while lifting them 20lbs dumbbells... for the love of god, stop putting up an act, why is it I am using 35lbs and you don't hear a peep from me?