What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[BubsNBean]

i like your feet avi -- made me smile.

Happy to make you smile, anytime girl. I hope you're hangin' in there okay. I thought of you last weekend at a memorial service for my grandmother. It was small and at my parents house. The day was pretty blustery and cloudy, but just as the pastor started speaking about my grandma the sun shined through, and the rays came right through the windows. And as soon as he was done, the sun went away. I'm not religious at all, more spiritual these days, but it meant something.

I hope you can find the sunshine through the clouds

[BubsNBean]

When someone hits on you just to get someone else's attention or to make them jealous. Not only is it disappointing but it makes you feel so used. But whatever, later that night I met another girl who was almost as hot but was much nicer but it still chaps my hyde a bit.

I'd hit on you, and hope it made the whole weight room jealous



(This is me, living in a dream world!)

[Keltron]

I'd hit on you, and hope it made the whole weight room jealous



(This is me, living in a dream world!)

aw thanks! And I'd totally hit back

[Wyomann]

When someone hits on you just to get someone else's attention or to make them jealous. Not only is it disappointing but it makes you feel so used. But whatever, later that night I met another girl who was almost as hot but was much nicer but it still chaps my hyde a bit.

Do you know how many short, chubby, bald dudes would die to be used? A **** load, look on the bright side, at least you are "usable". I don't feel sorry for you at all you hair mongering bastard.

[BubsNBean]

Do you know how many short, chubby, bald dudes would die to be used? A **** load, look on the bright side, at least you are "usable". I don't feel sorry for you at all you hair mongering bastard.

Wyo you're awfully sensitive lately

[Wyomann]

Wyo you're awfully sensitive lately

Nah I just have to give Keltron a hard time. We are women humper soulmates after all. Our taste in women is almost identical. This had been determined over many many threads.

[UnaChispita]

Do you know how many short, chubby, bald dudes would die to be used? A **** load, look on the bright side, at least you are "usable". I don't feel sorry for you at all you hair mongering bastard.

hehe!

You know, some of us like bald dudes.

I do.

That might be b/c my first childhood crush was on Mr. Clean.

[Wyomann]

You know, some of us like bald dudes.

I couldn't help but notice you left out short and chubby. lol

[V.I.C]

hehe!

You know, some of us like bald dudes.

I do.

That might be b/c my first childhood crush was on Mr. Clean.

Bald guys hey?

[Keltron]

Do you know how many short, chubby, bald dudes would die to be used? A **** load, look on the bright side, at least you are "usable". I don't feel sorry for you at all you hair mongering bastard.

Lol, I didnt look at it that way.. Now I feel kinda flattered..

Our taste in women is almost identical.

And evidently we are somehow the same height now lol..
What do you think of this chick?

[Wyomann]

What do you think of this chick?

Fixed my stats, I feel 5'8'' on the inside though.

1. Really light skin with dark hair, hngg
2. Big tits, hngg
3. Lips,

Could pull of a really good retro pinup look if she wanted.

[Keltron]

Fixed my stats, I feel 5'8'' on the inside though.

1. Really light skin with dark hair, hngg
2. Big tits, hngg
3. Lips,

Could pull of a really good retro pinup look if she wanted.

Light skin w/dark hair.. hell yeah. I think the idea that being kinda pale is unattractive is kinda bogus.

Oh, one thing I forgot about last night that totally makes up for being used.. This hot black girl w/big fake bewbies kissed me as she walked by Not the most sanitary thing in the world but I figured if she said "lets go make out right now" I'd be kissing her anyway lol. This is the crazy part. I spotted her later and I went to try and talk to her and she didn't even remember kissing me. LOL. She goes, "Trust me, I'm not some ratchety ho that kisses random guys."

[penny0527]

Fixed my stats, I feel 5'8'' on the inside though.

1. Really light skin with dark hair, hngg
2. Big tits, hngg
3. Lips,

Could pull of a really good retro pinup look if she wanted.

I would not have guessed you'd be into boobs.

[Wyomann]

I would not have guessed you'd be into boobs.

Is this a trick comment? Ass > all, but boobs are a bonus. It's like buying a new car. I mostly care about the engine and the looks, but if it comes standard with leather interior I'm not going to complain.

[penny0527]

Is this a trick comment? Ass > all, but boobs are a bonus. It's like buying a new car. I mostly care about the engine and the looks, but if it comes standard with leather interior I'm not going to complain.

Well alrighty. Color me informed.

[Keltron]

I think I'm one of the rare men that loves butt and boobs equally. Some guys will say they do like both but if they had to pick they'd definitely pick one or the other. But I honestly can say can't decide. Not to say that I've never found a small boobed or small tushed girl sexy. One thing that can make up for no ass is wide hips and thick thighs.

[Fawnl]

I think I'm one of the rare men that loves butt and boobs equally. Some guys will say they do like both but if they had to pick they'd definitely pick one or the other. But I honestly can say can't decide. Not to say that I've never found a small boobed or small tushed girl sexy. One thing that can make up for no ass is wide hips and thick thighs.

I am liking what you boys have to say in this thread.

[thebigzakbowski]

I couldn't help but notice you left out short and chubby. lol

she didn't want me hitting on her anymore

[BubsNBean]

she didn't want me hitting on her anymore

You're not short!

[Fawnl]

When my sister in law tells me that I am going to get fat if I don't do bodyweight squats and push-ups at home. And that she doesn't 'do any weights' or adjust her diet to lose weight. She just dances and that tones her arms...

What... in... the...****...

Brb, size 9 but 'fits' into a size 5 pair of short shorts.

[DaniGrrl]

When my sister in law tells me that I am going to get fat if I don't do bodyweight squats and push-ups at home. And that she doesn't 'do any weights' or adjust her diet to lose weight. She just dances and that tones her arms...

What... in... the...****...

Brb, size 9 but 'fits' into a size 5 pair of short shorts.

I don't even know what to say......people are so delusional.

[latebloomingmom]

I would not have guessed you'd be into boobs.

I would have

[Fawnl]

I don't even know what to say......people are so delusional.

The most amazing part was after she told me that I was going to get fat again "Because I got that way already before" she told me not to be that naive.



Good thing she is not naive.

Edit: ****, sorry for the huge pic....

[Big_Sky_Guy]

When my sister in law tells me that I am going to get fat if I don't do bodyweight squats and push-ups at home. And that she doesn't 'do any weights' or adjust her diet to lose weight. She just dances and that tones her arms...

What... in... the...****...

Brb, size 9 but 'fits' into a size 5 pair of short shorts.

Please do NOT send pics!

Sausage casing is not a good look...on anyone!

[Fawnl]

Please do NOT send pics!

Sausage casing is not a good look...on anyone!

LOL, it really isn't!! I didn't go quite that far Just think... string bikini material up in here.

[Tynk]

Guy that walked into the barbell while I was doing incline bench yesterday. Just smashed into it and practically threw me off onto the floor. He followed it up with "Good thing you weren't lifting too heavy or that would have hurt!" Yeah...Thanks. -_-;;

[latebloomingmom]

Guy that walked into the barbell while I was doing incline bench yesterday. Just smashed into it and practically threw me off onto the floor. He followed it up with "Good thing you weren't lifting too heavy or that would have hurt!" Yeah...Thanks. -_-;;

wow...this sh*t just does not happen to me..I lift in a college gym..was doing curls on the preacher bench..sometimes..ok all the time I get up and pace back and forth as I go..especially as I get higher up in reps..some little sh*t walked up and touched my curl bar and all I did was look at him and shake my finger..didnt even take my ipod out or talk and he quickly backed away..



course I am a lot ....ummmm...... uhhhh...older
there was a young lady in the free weight room today..I kept an eye on her and if any of the guys were smurking or standing around gawking for too long? I just walked over to them and folded my arms and looked at them and raised an eyebrow..they wander off pretty quick.

[BubsNBean]

When my sister in law tells me that I am going to get fat if I don't do bodyweight squats and push-ups at home. And that she doesn't 'do any weights' or adjust her diet to lose weight. She just dances and that tones her arms...

What... in... the...****...

Brb, size 9 but 'fits' into a size 5 pair of short shorts.

No offense to your sister in law, but wtf?! Is it so fukking hard to be supportive? You've done great things with your body, she deserves to be smacked.

Good for you for your hard work and progress!!

[Fawnl]

No offense to your sister in law, but wtf?! Is it so fukking hard to be supportive? You've done great things with your body, she deserves to be smacked.

Good for you for your hard work and progress!!

That's exactly why it rustles my jimmies. She hasn't had one good thing to say to me since I started losing weight. And yes, I GET that she is jealous. But that doesn't mean she needs to say ****ty things to me all the time. And really, who the **** is she to tell me how to lose weight? That above picture is her with her 'toned' arms and dancer body...

[latebloomingmom]

That's exactly why it rustles my jimmies. She hasn't had one good thing to say to me since I started losing weight. And yes, I GET that she is jealous. But that doesn't mean she needs to say ****ty things to me all the time. And really, who the **** is she to tell me how to lose weight? That above picture is her with her 'toned' arms and dancer body...

I had a sister in law that used to love to give me advice on how to lose weight
" I wore my size 4 jeans home from the hospital after giving birth" she stood about 5ft1 and weighed maybe a 100 pds..I stand 5ft 10 and look like a linebacker
she did not exercise at all...smoked like a chimney and hardly ate.