What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[cowboybiker]

[sy2502]

When people find out I'm from Iceland and ask me if I know Bjork. Of course! I know everyone in the whole country personally.. especially celebrities.

So you do know her!

[drarmament]

When my contact goes up into my eyes, feels like its behind the eyeball. Its annoying and it takes about 5 mins to comeback down!!!!

[LaDonnaMF]

You know what rustles my jimmies.... my what rustles your jimmies thread getting closed :-(

I rustle my own jimmies lately... not losing weight. It's gotta be my diet so I am sabotaging myself! GRRR

Also, I like peoples' photos of their baby bumps and family when preggars... don't care so much to see a whole bunch (or celebs) but I will prob do it when I'm pregnant :-D

Glute Patrol... I posted glutes and only got one "nice job" / rep. Sure more booties will be posted up when there's progress made on said booties. Not a single male squat bootie has been seen

[drarmament]

You know what rustles my jimmies.... my what rustles your jimmies thread getting closed :-(

I rustle my own jimmies lately... not losing weight. It's gotta be my diet so I am sabotaging myself! GRRR

Also, I like peoples' photos of their baby bumps and family when preggars... don't care so much to see a whole bunch (or celebs) but I will prob do it when I'm pregnant :-D

Glute Patrol... I posted glutes and only got one "nice job" / rep. Sure more booties will be posted up when there's progress made on said booties. Not a single male squat bootie has been seen

No one wouldn't be able to contain themself if I load up my squat booty.

[PervedOut]

When the staff at my gym heats some nasty smelling foods while I'm working out..

When I was a noob I started out at Planet Fitness (srs) Aside from the pizza and bagel days, there were always employees bringing in McDonalds. Few de-motivators like smelling french fries when trying to run.......

[ruby111]

The cow munch. When you can hear people chewing across the room....they can't chew with their mouth shut!!?!
goosebumps everytime

[cyanotikat]

What seriously has rustled mine is my women's gym.
Unfortunately, my contract doesn't end for another 2 years.

They have 1 bench press, 1 set of free weights ranging from 8lb-50lb, no deadlift rack or squat rack(only a machine).
To deadlift I have to remove bench press bar and angle weirdly between ab blaster and thigh thruster and random other machines. Oh and then proceed to get weirded out looks from the other women.

When I asked one of the workers about future plans for either, she had no clue what I was talking about & had to go ask someone else.

/Rage.

The cow munch. When you can hear people chewing across the room....they can't chew with their mouth shut!!?!
goosebumps everytime

Holy crap yes! My mom broke her jaw when she was younger so every time she chews her jaw pops and she says she has to chew with her mouth open. FUUUUUUUU It's so annoying. I wish I could use earplugs. Good thing I live 1k miles away.

[LaDonnaMF]

bump

people that talk super slow and drag meetings on and on and on...

[potatoe]

For those with rustled jimmies.

[Ascendedlife]

The thing thats annoying me this very second. I intern in an office and because they knew I was gonna be here for a while they put me in an office. This office has a phone, though Im not expected to answer it.

Why do I even have a phone? Why does it even ring?! Im an intern, I dont know ****! The only reason someone might call me would be to ask me if Im still not doing a damn thing, to which I would reply, no still not doing anything.

and Im usually very patient but last weekend a co-worker at my other job very abruptly tells me to hurry up and get out of his way. This guy is like 5'6, maybe 140 and always ill tempered. I may not be huge for a bodybuilding site but at 5'10 and around 200 with 4 years experience in combat sports, I wanted to pick him up and Bane smash him over my knee. Came really close too, but figured my job and finances were too important.

[danap3681]

When my contact goes up into my eyes, feels like its behind the eyeball. Its annoying and it takes about 5 mins to comeback down!!!!

LOL!!! Happened to me at the gym the other day. It hurt like hell and no matter how much I wiggled my eyelid it would not come back down. Finally slid back into place and looked like I was on a 3 day drunk with bloodshot eyes!

[norinicole]

I would provide a comment, but I'm and asain driver and you know how that goes.

LMFAO. I have to wait to rep

[sy2502]

I was having a really stressful couple of weeks where I was working my butt off and nothing was working, so I sent a slightly frustrated email to my program manager about my progress status. So she calls another colleague and tells her "hey can you stop by Social's office here, and see if you can give her a hand?" Social? Yeah, when I have been working 12 hours a day eating my heart out, I am not going to be particularly social. Have a problem with that, beotch?

[drarmament]

LMFAO. I have to wait to rep

If you can't tell I type how I speak too. It a bad habit I got from my mom, Since I'm the one to teach her english. That another thing that russle my jimmie, the older guys at work lik to fire me up so I can talk in chopped up english. I man come on.

[drarmament]

LOL!!! Happened to me at the gym the other day. It hurt like hell and no matter how much I wiggled my eyelid it would not come back down. Finally slid back into place and looked like I was on a 3 day drunk with bloodshot eyes!

They think I'm stoned walking in, I would get piss tested, but since they know I'm a fitness junkie they leave my alone.

[UnaChispita]

For those with rustled jimmies.

One question-

What is that in front of them? A bowl of cereal?

[itsagoodday]

One question-

What is that in front of them? A bowl of cereal?

I KNEW I'd seen that gorilla before! It's from a box of gluten-free cereal. Which tastes like crap, by the way.

[UnaChispita]

I KNEW I'd seen that gorilla before! It's from a box of gluten-free cereal. Which tastes like crap, by the way.

hehehehe.

That is frickin' awesome!

[Wyomann]

Does anyone else find it ironic that you have an Alpha Silverback the king of humping along side a Panda Bear which can barely breed on it's own because they are too lazy to hump?

I dunno why the hell the koala bear is on there. It represents midget humping or something.

[aristomeow]

Does anyone else find it ironic that you have an Alpha Silverback the king of humping along side a Panda Bear which can barely breed on it's own because they are too lazy to hump?

I dunno why the hell the koala bear is on there. It represents midget humping or something.

:@

Koalas have double-ended penises and double-opening vaginas.

I think we could all learn a thing or two from our humble Australian friend, the koala.

Shut your mouth.

[EliteBrah]

:@

Koalas have double-ended penises and double-opening vaginas.

I think we could all learn a thing or two from our humble Australian friend, the koala.

Shut your mouth.

Koalas are fine. But drop bears are pure evil

[Wyomann]

:@

Koalas have double-ended penises and double-opening vaginas.

I think we could all learn a thing or two from our humble Australian friend, the koala.

Shut your mouth.

First off a double-opening vagina sounds scary.

Secondly ever since you got your tattoo you have been getting a little big for your britches. Watch it pip squeek!

Is that why you keep 2 koalas sutff up your skirt? Not just for the visual butt lift, but for quadruple penis action.

[aristomeow]

First off a double-opening vagina sounds scary.

Secondly ever since you got your tattoo you have been getting a little big for your britches. Watch it pip squeek!

Is that why you keep 2 koalas sutff up your skirt? Not just for the visual butt lift, but for quadruple penis action.

They're the best, really. They don't even drink water. All I have to do is keep some eucalyptus in my pants. Menthol-fresh!

[BrotherWolf]

LOL.... Kinda related to the europe travel but whenever someone in my family goes to Germany, they ask them to bring back some Nivea lotion. Even though they have the same **** here in the US, they think the stuff that was imported from Germany to Afghanistan back in the day is made from a different formula or something.

But what really rustles my jimmies is when people don't signal. Especially when I'm waiting for them to pass because I think they're going straight. FUKKKKK that sht makes me rage when I'm waiting for them to pass so I can turn then I see them turn and I realized I waited all that time for nothing, and now there's a whole cluster of other cars I have to wait for. FUKK YOU IN YOUR PEE HOLE YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

**** when someone form Italy comes to visit I ask for food items and nivea LOL
I swear it's better over there.. in return I always have to take them to get Aspirin, Advil and Levis jeans.....

that ****'s expensive over there

[BrotherWolf]

When people find out I'm from Iceland and ask me if I know Bjork. Of course! I know everyone in the whole country personally.. especially celebrities.

Dude I know Bjork she has a house up here I see her sometimes with her little girl .. my friend was on tour with her he invented a strange musical instrument ..
I can introduce her to you so next time someone ask you can say "**** yeah"

[BrotherWolf]

Nothing rustle my jimmies.. well farting in a car with the windows down with me in it can be rustle-ing

[itsagoodday]

Nothing rustle my jimmies.. well farting in a car with the windows down with me in it can be rustle-ing

Wait, wouldn't it be worse if the windows were up? And I said I was sorry. Geez.

[drarmament]

Wait, wouldn't it be worse if the windows were up? And I said I was sorry. Geez.

Maybe he is into smelling farts, and don't like any of that gas to excape until he has officially analized it with his senses.

[tresjjjolie]

I have one

you know what reaaaaallllyyy rustles my jimmies?

god just thinking about it is like hearing nails on a chalkboard. No.. like trying to chew metal. uughh

Truly illogical people. Ever try to debate with someone illogical? Who cannot follow a train of thought or discuss "why"
Had an ex like this and it was a severe case. Traumatized for life, never again.

We all have our opinions and even if I think yours is completely whacked, I usually offer to listen to the "method to the madness".
who knows, I might learn something.
This isn't a reasonable approach to some people however.

Makes some parts of this site tough to read sometimes.