What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[Echo814]

Donating plasma right now. Feels like the needle is stabbing me in the bicep. Very strange and unpleasantly new feeling.

It's a much larger needle compared to what they use to take blood The first time I went to donate the tech intruded the vein in my right arm and almost did the same on my left. Drink plenty of water after and get something to eat. Don't workout tonight, I made that mistake once and almost had a 75lb BB drop on my face lol.

[Keltron]

Two things wrangled my jamesons:

1. Hipster ******* walking out of a coffee shop w/his hands full. I was walking in and held the door open but he didn't say thank you. I wouldn't mind if he just forgot but when I said, "Dude, YOURE WELCOME!" he says, "For what?"
I said, "I was nice enough to hold the door open for you because your hands were full." and he just gave me this "so what?" look. I so wanted to flip his little fedora of of his head or knock his drinks out of his hand but that's not me. I decided to be the better man and just snicker at him and walk away.

2.Our training studio has a big rollup door along the sidewalk so when people walk by, they can see and hear everything. I was doing some oly work and i've you've ever seen oly, you use rubber bumper plates instead of the iron plates so that once you get the weight overhead, you can just drop it onto the ground. Well these girls from the beauty college across the street were walking by when I dropped my barbell onto the floor after a successful lift and one of them looks at me and flexes both of her biceps and starts making these neanderthal-like grunting noises like I'm some kind of dumb meat head. About 15 minutes later she passed by again on her way back and did it AGAIN! This time I ran to the door, poked my head out and said, "Hey!!" She turned around and I said, "You might think I'm some dumb jock but I was actually accepted into a University while you're going to this crappy beauty school." They scoffed and kept walking.. I did make her feel stupid but my jimmies were still rustled

But its Friday, WHERE THE FUK AM I GOING TO SIT DOWN ON AND WATCH TV on SATURDAY?

God that woman some days drives me nuts.

.... just sayin'

Donating plasma right now. Feels like the needle is stabbing me in the bicep. Very strange and unpleasantly new feeling.

It's a much larger needle compared to what they use to take blood The first time I went to donate the tech intruded the vein in my right arm and almost did the same on my left. Drink plenty of water after and get something to eat. Don't workout tonight, I made that mistake once and almost had a 75lb BB drop on my face lol.

I'll do yall one better. For whatever reason, my doctor thought I might have a tumor in my bladder so he sent me to get what's called a cystoscopy. They look inside your bladder w/a small camera... and YES, they stick the camera in through your urethra franklin. Worst thing I've ever experienced in my life... But thankfully, nothing was wrong. No tumor, no nothing.

[Spartanbaziotis]

It's a much larger needle compared to what they use to take blood The first time I went to donate the tech intruded the vein in my right arm and almost did the same on my left. Drink plenty of water after and get something to eat. Don't workout tonight, I made that mistake once and almost had a 75lb BB drop on my face lol.

Haha yeah, I've been donating since about 2007 so I'm not actually new, that's just the first time it's felt like that. I workout right before. I thought it would be a problem but I actually donate faster than ever haha.

[BrotherWolf]

in my bladder so he sent me to get what's called a cystoscopy. They look inside your bladder w/a small camera... and YES, they stick the camera in through your urethra franklin. Worst thing I've ever experienced in my life... But thankfully, nothing was wrong. No tumor, no nothing.

that's ****ed up all that discomfort and pain for nothing ??





glad you're ok

[Fawnl]

I'll do yall one better. For whatever reason, my doctor thought I might have a tumor in my bladder so he sent me to get what's called a cystoscopy. They look inside your bladder w/a small camera... and YES, they stick the camera in through your urethra franklin. Worst thing I've ever experienced in my life... But thankfully, nothing was wrong. No tumor, no nothing.

My husband had to have this done as well. 22 year old with the prostate of an 80 year old. His poor junk will never be the same. Serious... Those scopes leave scars...

[taf1968]

Jimmies rustled just thinking about Keltron's Rotor Rooter.

Also . . . some serious rustling with this fuarking cast/brace. Have had to become one/left-handed for the most part and will be that way for another month. And try taking a bath or shower and attempting to wash your left armpit with your left hand. These are the simple things you take for granted every day. Arggghhhhh!

[BubsNBean]

Jimmies rustled with the airlines: First off I'm flying Spirit, which annoys me in general but if you do it right they save you some $$

Mostly jimmies are ruslted because flight is scheduled to be 2 hours delayed!!! That'll get me to the airport at 10:30p, still need to get to my car (satellite lot) and drive the 1hr home. And when I get home, prep food for Monday. Wake up time Monday morning is 5:30am for lifting. Fuk. And as crappy as 4 hours sleep then lifting sounds, it's better than 7 hours sleep and lifting at 5p with all the silly college kid meatheads. Mrrrr.....

[Big_Sky_Guy]

My husband had to have this done as well. 22 year old with the prostate of an 80 year old. His poor junk will never be the same. Serious... Those scopes leave scars...

Bummer...or weiner. Either way- not good!

Jimmies rustled just thinking about Keltron's Rotor Rooter.

Also . . . some serious rustling with this fuarking cast/brace. Have had to become one/left-handed for the most part and will be that way for another month. And try taking a bath or shower and attempting to wash your left armpit with your left hand. These are the simple things you take for granted every day. Arggghhhhh!

Let's go Lefty!

[taf1968]

Jimmies rustled with the airlines: First off I'm flying Spirit, which annoys me in general but if you do it right they save you some $$

Mostly jimmies are ruslted because flight is scheduled to be 2 hours delayed!!! That'll get me to the airport at 10:30p, still need to get to my car (satellite lot) and drive the 1hr home. And when I get home, prep food for Monday. Wake up time Monday morning is 5:30am for lifting. Fuk. And as crappy as 4 hours sleep then lifting sounds, it's better than 7 hours sleep and lifting at 5p with all the silly college kid meatheads. Mrrrr.....

Not to mention the nice snowstorm when you get to D.I.A.

Drive safe up to The Fort! Things are supposed to die down by tonight from what I hear.

[BubsNBean]

Not to mention the nice snowstorm when you get to D.I.A.

Drive safe up to The Fort! Things are supposed to die down by tonight from what I hear.

Lets hope so! I'll drive like a granny if I ever get there :/

Reason #43 why I don't love the snow.

[Spartanbaziotis]

Jimmies rustled just thinking about Keltron's Rotor Rooter.

Also . . . some serious rustling with this fuarking cast/brace. Have had to become one/left-handed for the most part and will be that way for another month. And try taking a bath or shower and attempting to wash your left armpit with your left hand. These are the
simple things you take for granted every
day. Arggghhhhh!

Get an old school plunger with a wooden handle, unscrew handle, screw in broom/garden tool handle. Cut to armpit height. Stick plunger to shower floor. Stick some sort of sponge on top. Voila!

[taf1968]

Get an old school plunger with a wooden handle, unscrew handle, screw in broom/garden tool handle. Cut to armpit height. Stick plunger to shower floor. Stick some sort of sponge on top. Voila!

Hmmmm . . . has potential.

Maybe even a regular scrub brush of some kind with handle would reach. All I know is it's like having an itch you can't quite reach.

[BubsNBean]

Finally got to DIA around midnight last night. Took the bus to my car at a satellite lot, had to dig my car out of the snow. Got home around 1:15a, sleep around 1:45a. Boy am I tired. But I still hit the gym this morning. I'm sure I'll regret that decision around noon today when I crash!

[penny0527]

Finally got to DIA around midnight last night. Took the bus to my car at a satellite lot, had to dig my car out of the snow. Got home around 1:15a, sleep around 1:45a. Boy am I tired. But I still hit the gym this morning. I'm sure I'll regret that decision around noon today when I crash!

[Keltron]

Wolfbrah, well it definitely sucked to go through with it but Im glad nothing was wrong lol. Taft, up until then I thought my prostate exam was the worst experience everlol.

Get an old school plunger with a wooden handle, unscrew handle, screw in broom/garden tool handle. Cut to armpit height. Stick plunger to shower floor. Stick some sort of sponge on top. Voila!

Dude, youre a genius. srs.

[Wyomann]

Jimmies rustled just thinking about Keltron's Rotor Rooter.

Also . . . some serious rustling with this fuarking cast/brace. Have had to become one/left-handed for the most part and will be that way for another month. And try taking a bath or shower and attempting to wash your left armpit with your left hand. These are the simple things you take for granted every day. Arggghhhhh!

Have your woman bath you. That's what friends are for. Plus it sounds like a fun relationship building experience.

[BubsNBean]

You're totally right, Penny... I'll sleep tonight and it'll be fine. I actually had the battle in my brain about whether I'd rather be tired and go in the morning, or get a couple more hours sleep and go in the afternoon. Except the chances of me going in the afternoon are slim to none. So in the morning it was. No real decision to be made. What's that saying, "It's simple. You either do it, or you don't."

[penny0527]

You're totally right, Penny... I'll sleep tonight and it'll be fine. I actually had the battle in my brain about whether I'd rather be tired and go in the morning, or get a couple more hours sleep and go in the afternoon. Except the chances of me going in the afternoon are slim to none. So in the morning it was. No real decision to be made. What's that saying, "It's simple. You either do it, or you don't."

Sometimes I have to convince myself to go but I always feel better when I leave.

[Wyomann]

You're totally right, Penny... I'll sleep tonight and it'll be fine. I actually had the battle in my brain about whether I'd rather be tired and go in the morning, or get a couple more hours sleep and go in the afternoon. Except the chances of me going in the afternoon are slim to none. So in the morning it was. No real decision to be made. What's that saying, "It's simple. You either do it, or you don't."

That's Yoda actually. Do or do not. There is no try.

[sy2502]

Rustling my jimmies this morning is having that frigging "We saw your boobs" song stuck in my head

[Fawnl]

Rustling my jimmies this morning is having that frigging "We saw your boobs" song stuck in my head

I thought Seth Rogan was a good host. Very funny. My favourite part about the "We saw your boobs" song was when the song was over and Helen Hunt was in the front row looking PISSED.

[sy2502]

I thought Seth Rogan was a good host. Very funny. My favourite part about the "We saw your boobs" song was when the song was over and Helen Hunt was in the front row looking PISSED.

It seems it rustled a lot of jimmies, but I can't figure out why. I thought it was funny specifically because the Oscars are presented as this tribute to the craft of acting and story telling and whatever, but at the end of the day, the movie making business does boil down to... showing boobs (or blowing $hit up, or whatever). Sorry he had to rub their nose in it, but it's not like Hollywood is curing cancer or feeding starving children. It's entertainment.

[BubsNBean]

That's Yoda actually. Do or do not. There is no try.

I like it.

[Nelly87]

Jimmies semi rustled/i'm confused:

Saturday night girl stays over.

Sunday morning have conversation about the different types of love/affection. She worried that we may not work out, I ask her if she wants to date other people she said no. Wants to have time alone/apart which I am cool with until Thursday. We eat breakfast, I think I am going to take her home to start our alone time and she stays over for the rest of the day and is really affectionate. Asks if I could stay at her place last night. Also wants to shorten time apart until Wednesday night........ Real affectionate cuddle all Sunday night...... She normally doesn't show me that much affection...

Mixed messages?...

[Keltron]

Jimmies semi rustled/i'm confused:

Saturday night girl stays over.

Sunday morning have conversation about the different types of love/affection. She worried that we may not work out, I ask her if she wants to date other people she said no. Wants to have time alone/apart which I am cool with until Thursday. We eat breakfast, I think I am going to take her home to start our alone time and she stays over for the rest of the day and is really affectionate. Asks if I could stay at her place last night. Also wants to shorten time apart until Wednesday night........ Real affectionate cuddle all Sunday night...... She normally doesn't show me that much affection...

Mixed messages?...

The fact that she pushed and you didn't pull and actually pushed back probably has a lot to do w/it.

[whatevergirl]

My friend who had cancer, died this morning. Just wanted to let you all know who extended your prayers and kind thoughts out to her. Guess it was her time. She was only 40. I hate this f*cking disease.

[LisaSkinnoble]

My friend who had cancer, died this morning. Just wanted to let you all know who extended your prayers and kind thoughts out to her. Guess it was her time. She was only 40. I hate this f*cking disease.

I am so sorry, WEGs. Prayers of strength and comfort for you.

[penny0527]

My friend who had cancer, died this morning. Just wanted to let you all know who extended your prayers and kind thoughts out to her. Guess it was her time. She was only 40. I hate this f*cking disease.

I'm sorry. I hope you find a way to see the positives in this eventually. That takes some serious digging when something like this happens.

[Wyomann]

My friend who had cancer, died this morning. Just wanted to let you all know who extended your prayers and kind thoughts out to her. Guess it was her time. She was only 40. I hate this f*cking disease.

Sorry WEGs, I wish I could do more to comfort you. Sending out kind thoughts.

[Nelly87]

My friend who had cancer, died this morning. Just wanted to let you all know who extended your prayers and kind thoughts out to her. Guess it was her time. She was only 40. I hate this f*cking disease.

I'm sorry to hear that. Best wishes