What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[Ma110W]

I have a guest that's going to be in my hotel until Monday, she came in last week. I hate the way she speaks to and about her daughters. It's seriously pissing me off, and I don't even like children that much. She swears at them, and talks so meanly to them. Children remember **** like that. They're probably already scarred for life. My heart hurts for them.

[penny0527]

WTF. I guess I shouldn't be too surprised by anything anymore though, some people just suck.

We went to chili's restaurant recently with a friend and she was eyeing the pot holder on the skillet queso. I told her if she took it she was walking home. My husband said "she isn't kidding." She thought it would be no big deal. First, it's wrong. Second, why do you think people pay so much for things like dinner and insurance? Because people are dishonest.

[mrshester]

We went to chili's restaurant recently with a friend and she was eyeing the pot holder on the skillet queso. I told her if she took it she was walking home. My husband said "she isn't kidding." She thought it would be no big deal. First, it's wrong. Second, why do you think people pay so much for things like dinner and insurance? Because people are dishonest.

Holy crap. How stupid is that...she seriously can't afford to go to the dollar store and buy a frekking pot holder? Frekking idiots.

Sorry, shouldn't talk about your friend like that, but dang.

[jb4476]

Trying to get HSBC to mail me my new credit card, it's mind-blowing how incompetent and unhelpful they are.

Me: The package containing my new card was FedExed on the 28th and it still isn't here. Do you have the tracking number?

Them: I'm very sorry sir, but we've lost the tracking number.

Me: How do you lose a tracking number? It should have an electronic invoice.

Them: [Some bull**** about the order being placed by a different bank call center, and they don't communicate with each other]

Me: Well, given that the package should have arrived a week ago, can you please ensure that you FedExed the package to the correct address? What is the address you have for me on file?

Them: I'm sorry sir, that information is confidential.

Me: *Throws phone across the room* Go **** yourself with a rusty cactus.

[BrotherWolf]

We went to chili's restaurant recently with a friend and she was eyeing the pot holder on the skillet queso. I told her if she took it she was walking home. My husband said "she isn't kidding." She thought it would be no big deal. First, it's wrong. Second, why do you think people pay so much for things like dinner and insurance? Because people are dishonest.

Nah .. it's not the pot holder

it's payroll, rent and utilities, you have no idea how costly it is to just open the door in a restaurant that's why eating out is pricey , take the pot holder lol

[penny0527]

Holy crap. How stupid is that...she seriously can't afford to go to the dollar store and buy a frekking pot holder? Frekking idiots.

Sorry, shouldn't talk about your friend like that, but dang.

She thought it was cute because it was small. I don't get it either.

Nah .. it's not the pot holder

it's payroll, rent and utilities, you have no idea how costly it is to just open the door in a restaurant that's why eating out is pricey , take the pot holder lol

Not going to happen.

You take, they replace, you take, they replace again. Eventually it's costing more to keep the place open even if they don't realize it is because of the things they are purchasing.....replacing.

[latebloomingmom]

I have a guest that's going to be in my hotel until Monday, she came in last week. I hate the way she speaks to and about her daughters. It's seriously pissing me off, and I don't even like children that much. She swears at them, and talks so meanly to them. Children remember **** like that. They're probably already scarred for life. My heart hurts for them.

yes they do.
I apologize to my children if they are even in the room when I am hollering on the phone at someone else..
even if its not directed at them

[Fawnl]

It rustles my jillies when I can get more fresh produce/dairy/meat at the local wal-mart then I can get at the local grocery store that is called FRESHCO. You go to freshco if you want everything canned/pre-packaged. I hates it.

[dsm246]

We went to chili's restaurant recently with a friend and she was eyeing the pot holder on the skillet queso. I told her if she took it she was walking home. My husband said "she isn't kidding." She thought it would be no big deal. First, it's wrong. Second, why do you think people pay so much for things like dinner and insurance? Because people are dishonest.

That adults think this is ok just completely blows my mind. Moreover, it is pretty scary when you have to pull out kindergarden-level logic and use it on them. "What do you think would happen if EVERYONE acted as you are and took the flatware and the potholders? If you wouldn't want EVERYONE doing this, then that means it is WRONG and YOU shouldn't do it." Ugh - show some integrity folks. Jimmies getting rustled just thinking about it.

[megdaig]

Jimmies Rustled When....

While working out some random out of shape dude tells me that I'm "doing it wrong". Thus I have to explain that how I'm doing it is to target a specific muscle and that I do know what I am doing and that it works very well for my intended purpose. How does someone have the balls to tell someone that as a fact when I get more results in 3 months than they've made in the 2 years that I've seen them in the gym?

[NotBigEnough206]

Jimmies Rustled When....

While working out some random out of shape dude tells me that I'm "doing it wrong". Thus I have to explain that how I'm doing it is to target a specific muscle and that I do know what I am doing and that it works very well for my intended purpose. How does someone have the balls to tell someone that as a fact when I get more results in 3 months than they've made in the 2 years that I've seen them in the gym?

lol had that only once been done to me by a skinny fat dude, way out of shape, comes up to me while I was doing shrugs with 110lb dumbells, he has 25s in his hands, says to me try it this, way, I had my earplugs in, so I had to set the weight down, take them out and say what, he says try them this way, its better, my brother walks up and says whats going on as he saw the look on my face where I was ready to head butt the guy in the face.

I said this ******* here is trying to tell me how to work out with 25 fuking lb dumbells and doesnt have an ounce of muscle, get the fuk out of here man, go stand over there and workout.

Put my earplugs back in and continued my workout shaking my head.

Yeah I dont mess around or stay quiet when someone tries to talk to me in the gym.

[Madi-J]

It's probably been said 15 times now, but people who slam anything on the machines...dude was on the leg press last night, and every single time would let it come all the way down with a loud BANG. He was also doing like 2 reps per second, so it was this constant noise like someone banging a hammer on a metal wall. I wanted so bad to say something. AND it wasn't like he was lifting heavy weight either...I don't know what he started out with, but he finished with like 50 on each side... Not sure if just that weak, or an idiot.


Also, I am getting severely rustled by my new laptop...the thing is just a couple of months old, but the K key keeps popping off in the middle of typing...I had issues with K, L, and ; coming off the first week I got it, but for whatever reason K has decided that it doesn't want to stay attached. Ever. And I am pretty sure that the "Customer Service Representative" I am chatting with is not in fact a real person, because everything they have said to me has been questions that I already answered in order to start the chat...

[SemperFidelis7]

hgs

[dsm246]

Gym is really busy. There are three power racks. I'm in one and two big guys are in the other two. Skinny gym trainer comes buzzing by with his client in tow and starts to take the bar from my rack. I stop him. He says: "Oh, are you using this?" Um, let's look at the evidence. I'm standing in the cage. Bar is directly in front of me with plates on it. My workout log is next to me and my stop watch visibly counting down my between set rest. YES I'M USING IT!! Hmmm, didn't see him walk over to the two big guys (who were between sets) and suggest that they weren't using their bars. Jimmies very rustled.

[megdaig]

It's probably been said 15 times now, but people who slam anything on the machines...dude was on the leg press last night, and every single time would let it come all the way down with a loud BANG. He was also doing like 2 reps per second, so it was this constant noise like someone banging a hammer on a metal wall. I wanted so bad to say something. AND it wasn't like he was lifting heavy weight either...I don't know what he started out with, but he finished with like 50 on each side... Not sure if just that weak, or an idiot.


Also, I am getting severely rustled by my new laptop...the thing is just a couple of months old, but the K key keeps popping off in the middle of typing...I had issues with K, L, and ; coming off the first week I got it, but for whatever reason K has decided that it doesn't want to stay attached. Ever. And I am pretty sure that the "Customer Service Representative" I am chatting with is not in fact a real person, because everything they have said to me has been questions that I already answered in order to start the chat...

I can relate to both!

One huge guy (not cut or anything, just effin big) was leg pressing every single 45# plate in the gym. Not only did he jack every 45# plate but he had to let it clank as loud as possible when loading it onto the sled..."yes dude, we know you are pressing every plate because I, and everyone else, am having to load the oly bars with the baby plates."

And right now the J and ' keys on my keyboard at home do not work. Not being able to use contractions is a biotch!

[Madi-J]

Gym is really busy. There are three power racks. I'm in one and two big guys are in the other two. Skinny gym trainer comes buzzing by with his client in tow and starts to take the bar from my rack. I stop him. He says: "Oh, are you using this?" Um, let's look at the evidence. I'm standing in the cage. Bar is directly in front of me with plates on it. My workout log is next to me and my stop watch visibly counting down my between set rest. YES I'M USING IT!! Hmmm, didn't see him walk over to the two big guys (who were between sets) and suggest that they weren't using their bars. Jimmies very rustled.

Oh my god this would make me so freaking angry!

[Madi-J]

I can relate to both!

One huge guy (not cut or anything, just effin big) was leg pressing every single 45# plate in the gym. Not only did he jack every 45# plate but he had to let it clank as loud as possible when loading it onto the sled..."yes dude, we know you are pressing every plate because I, and everyone else, am having to load the oly bars with the baby plates."

And right now the J and ' keys on my keyboard at home do not work. Not being able to use contractions is a biotch!

Ohhhhh man...that would annoy me soooooooooo much. I can be quite the grammar nazi.

Someday I will be strong enough to have a problem with guys like that, hahaha. I'm only just starting to break into needing the 45lb plates.

[sy2502]

FB jimmy rustling of the day.

Starts with post about guns (of course, what else is there to talk about these days?). Follows anti-gun fest complete with sarcasm and idiotic comments about how stupid people are thinking weapons can save lives. Include generous helping of parroting of the latest Internet memes (you know, those completely brainless one-liners people are so fond of).
My post: I was attacked by 2 men and was only able to get away because I was carrying a knife at the time, so please let's not make fun of using weapons for self defense.
The result is more sarcastic comments on how I am some kind of Rambo oh oh funny, sure let's go back to the far west, I'll draw my gun, you draw yours whatever.
My jimmies start to reach terminal rustling velocity. I answer that maybe they should have been in that kind of situation themselves, then see how funny they thought it was. Answer I got: wishing ill on people who disagree with you is low and uncivilized.

Ok I was just basically told I should have been defenseless instead, and that my self defense is to be laughed at, and I am the one who's uncivilized? Bish please!

[penny0527]

FB jimmy rustling of the day.

Starts with post about guns (of course, what else is there to talk about these days?). Follows anti-gun fest complete with sarcasm and idiotic comments about how stupid people are thinking weapons can save lives. Include generous helping of parroting of the latest Internet memes (you know, those completely brainless one-liners people are so fond of).
My post: I was attacked by 2 men and was only able to get away because I was carrying a knife at the time, so please let's not make fun of using weapons for self defense.
The result is more sarcastic comments on how I am some kind of Rambo oh oh funny, sure let's go back to the far west, I'll draw my gun, you draw yours whatever.
My jimmies start to reach terminal rustling velocity. I answer that maybe they should have been in that kind of situation themselves, then see how funny they thought it was. Answer I got: wishing ill on people who disagree with you is low and uncivilized.

Ok I was just basically told I should have been defenseless instead, and that my self defense is to be laughed at, and I am the one who's uncivilized? Bish please!

But hey GUNS kill people right???

You should be proud you were able to defend yourself and with a knife no less. That's kickass.

[taiga1]

It's probably been said 15 times now, but people who slam anything on the machines...dude was on the leg press last night, and every single time would let it come all the way down with a loud BANG. He was also doing like 2 reps per second, so it was this constant noise like someone banging a hammer on a metal wall. I wanted so bad to say something. AND it wasn't like he was lifting heavy weight either...I don't know what he started out with, but he finished with like 50 on each side... Not sure if just that weak, or an idiot.

Word. Several people at my gym do this. Also with 'light' weights. Can hear it over my iPod. Drives me fukkin crazy.

Control. The. Fukkin. Weights.

Gym is really busy. There are three power racks. I'm in one and two big guys are in the other two. Skinny gym trainer comes buzzing by with his client in tow and starts to take the bar from my rack. I stop him. He says: "Oh, are you using this?" Um, let's look at the evidence. I'm standing in the cage. Bar is directly in front of me with plates on it. My workout log is next to me and my stop watch visibly counting down my between set rest. YES I'M USING IT!! Hmmm, didn't see him walk over to the two big guys (who were between sets) and suggest that they weren't using their bars. Jimmies very rustled.

Grrrrr....some people's children.

[Keltron]

Jimmies were self-rustled this morning. I left my damn lunch on the kitchen counter again
It was good stuff too. I had to try so hard not to eat some of it last night while I was cooking it.

[taiga1]

Jimmies were self-rustled this morning. I left my damn lunch on the kitchen counter again
It was good stuff too. I had to try so hard not to eat some of it last night while I was cooking it.

Chit. That sucks.

[Keltron]

Chit. That sucks.

Yeah.. it actually hasnt been left out that long so I'm going to try and salvage it. My cousin and I who lives a block from me keep a spare of each other's key sets just in case. I'm going to see if anyone is willing to get my keys from him, driver over the Bay Bridge into SF and drop it off to me

[taiga1]

Yeah.. it actually hasnt been left out that long so I'm going to try and salvage it. My cousin and I who lives a block from me keep a spare of each other's key sets just in case. I'm going to see if anyone is willing to get my keys from him, driver over the Bay Bridge into SF and drop it off to me

Ha! Good thinking. You may have to share the food then. So, what is this tasty dish btw?

[penny0527]

Yeah.. it actually hasnt been left out that long so I'm going to try and salvage it. My cousin and I who lives a block from me keep a spare of each other's key sets just in case. I'm going to see if anyone is willing to get my keys from him, driver over the Bay Bridge into SF and drop it off to me

must be great friends. I would just ask them to stick in the fridge and eat it tomorrow.

[Big_Sky_Guy]

Jimmies Rustled When....

While working out some random out of shape dude tells me that I'm "doing it wrong". Thus I have to explain that how I'm doing it is to target a specific muscle and that I do know what I am doing and that it works very well for my intended purpose. How does someone have the balls to tell someone that as a fact when I get more results in 3 months than they've made in the 2 years that I've seen them in the gym?

Have I told you UR doing it wrong lately?

Yep. You're making the used-to-be athletic guys look bad! Therefore, you're somehow wrong...

Jimmies were self-rustled this morning. I left my damn lunch on the kitchen counter again
It was good stuff too. I had to try so hard not to eat some of it last night while I was cooking it.

I can taste your sadness (no homo) while I eat steak that came off the grill last night!

[NotBigEnough206]

FB jimmy rustling of the day.

Starts with post about guns (of course, what else is there to talk about these days?). Follows anti-gun fest complete with sarcasm and idiotic comments about how stupid people are thinking weapons can save lives. Include generous helping of parroting of the latest Internet memes (you know, those completely brainless one-liners people are so fond of).
My post: I was attacked by 2 men and was only able to get away because I was carrying a knife at the time, so please let's not make fun of using weapons for self defense.
The result is more sarcastic comments on how I am some kind of Rambo oh oh funny, sure let's go back to the far west, I'll draw my gun, you draw yours whatever.
My jimmies start to reach terminal rustling velocity. I answer that maybe they should have been in that kind of situation themselves, then see how funny they thought it was. Answer I got: wishing ill on people who disagree with you is low and uncivilized.

Ok I was just basically told I should have been defenseless instead, and that my self defense is to be laughed at, and I am the one who's uncivilized? Bish please!

I agree that 90% out there that do own guns do not know how to use them and are asking to get shot by their own weapons, but I am keeping my weapons and that is the final word, Yeah I have one with me 24/7 and I do not care.

[sy2502]

Yeah I have one with me 24/7

Very jelly.


Jimmies rustled when I read all these raving reviews of supplements that makes them sound like the second coming of Christ, and when I try them they do absolutely nothing for me. Makes me feel like that party everybody is going to and I wasn't invited.

[NotBigEnough206]

Very jelly.


Jimmies rustled when I read all these raving reviews of supplements that makes them sound like the second coming of Christ, and when I try them they do absolutely nothing for me. Makes me feel like that party everybody is going to and I wasn't invited.

waste of money girl, get the real stuff use it or dont waste your money, stick to a proper diet and good meals. Its what I keep telling newbs, forget the protein shakes, the pre workouts, the multi vitamins this and that. Eat a steak, a pound of chicken a day and you will do better then any supplement ever can do for you.

[BuggyLemon]

When people use phrases like "Rustles your jimmies"... who the **** came up with that gayass saying.