What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[aristomeow]

daily aristomeow rant #98908303:

I hate supplement companies (cough nutristupids cough) giving modelling deals to women who don't look like they lift.

I hate fitness ******** pages posting up photos of people who don't look like they lift as 'inspiration'.

[Keltron]

this some ish the misc would have a field day with

That's exactly what I was thinking. More bish-hating fuel.

[BrotherWolf]

speaking of jimmies being rustled and powerlifting...buddy got screwed over hard at the meet, everyone else was basically touch n go

I see what you're saying but I think his problem was that the bar was moving up and down on his chest , the ref had to wait for the bar to stop completely before the press command

[kimm4]

What?! More info kimm. How does your daughter know them? Wtfff!

My daughter's friend has an older brother that is friends with the ex bf. My daughter said she has seen him a couple times when at her g/f's house, but doesn't know him personally. She doesn't know the random chick at all. I guess this random chick (according to the police) is stalkerish when it comes to her ex. Maybe she saw my daughter around the house when he was there one day...honestly I have no idea?

She actually came to my house last night. I was out to dinner with some friends. My husand was putting something away in my office and he heard a knock at our door. He said he came out of my office and she was standing in our kitchen. She walked right into my house and my husband was like "Who the fuk are you? Do you always barge into complete stranger's homes?" She starts telling my husband that her ex had sex with my daughter on Friday night. My husband said she was completely of her mind and he ended up throwing her out of our house. Then the police showed up, because they have this report and they have to investigate it. Somehow they got information that my daughter had been missing for 3 days. Ummmm...if my child was missing I would call the police. My daughter was home the entire weekend...had a couple of her friends sleep over.

The whole thing was crazy and I better never meet this girl...that's all I'm sayin...

[Lunu]

Woah, she sounds crazy Kim!

On another rustled note, my friend asked me if I would take her to and from the airport and look after her car while she's away for a few weeks. I don't have a car so I was going to be able to use it for Xmas shopping etc. Anyway, I asked her twice if I would be covered on her insurance (and if I wasn't I'd pay for it) and she told me yes both times. Then on the way to the airport she told me I'm not covered for anything and that she didn't want to organise it. Wtf?

[nvrstopworking]

Wonders what being petite feels like.

Wonders what it would feel like to be tossed about by a guy...without fear of him throwing his back out. LOL

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Someone needs to start hanging out w. bigger dudes.

20 yr old random chick goes to the police station to file a report on her ex-bf. Tells the police her ex is having sex with my 14 yr old daughter. Was at the police station for over an hour, so the detective can question my daughter.

End result...psycho chick files a bogus report because she's angry at her b/f.

I have rustled jimmies and a serious headache!

Please tell me that she was charged with SOMETHING.

I would have been raging.

daily aristomeow rant #98908303:

I hate supplement companies (cough nutristupids cough) giving modelling deals to women who don't look like they lift.

I hate fitness ******** pages posting up photos of people who don't look like they lift as 'inspiration'.

Re: Rant #1.... makes me lol when I see chicks who don't even look like they lift called "Fitness Models". Uhhhh... just because you have a pretty face and fake bombs? O RLY?

Re: Rant #2.... "Average" is the new "inspirational".

[Squatticus]

I see what you're saying but I think his problem was that the bar was moving up and down on his chest , the ref had to wait for the bar to stop completely before the press command

you wouldve had to been there...it was a charity meet so it was more for fun but some of the **** they let fly was silly

[Fawnl]

My jimmies were rustled today when my 2 boys went upstairs (I was loading pictures onto my Etsy downstairs) and broke 60 eggs on my kitchen floor... Seriously... 5 dozen, full containers. I am broke. My eggs are broke. And my house is covered in egg.

I did take a picture, but it is 2 big to load.

[Musc1eBound]

My jimmies were rustled today when my 2 boys went upstairs (I was loading pictures onto my Etsy downstairs) and broke 60 eggs on my kitchen floor... Seriously... 5 dozen, full containers. I am broke. My eggs are broke. And my house is covered in egg.

I did take a picture, but it is 2 big to load.

Goodbye sweet gains

[Botika]

My jimmies were rustled today when my 2 boys went upstairs (I was loading pictures onto my Etsy downstairs) and broke 60 eggs on my kitchen floor... Seriously... 5 dozen, full containers. I am broke. My eggs are broke. And my house is covered in egg.

I did take a picture, but it is 2 big to load.

Breathe..... This too shall pass.

[BrotherWolf]

you wouldve had to been there...it was a charity meet so it was more for fun but some of the **** they let fly was silly

LOL in that case it's silly to call that

[BrotherWolf]

They will still think about it but won't act upon it.

really ???

[Xinroth]

My Jimmies were rustled 30 days ago when I got a 1 month ban for Posting here. May or may not have disobeyed an unwritten rule, too.

Weird really, getting off the misc increased my self confidence, made me not care about the addiction of lifting/being aesthetic, and calmed me down a little bit. Oh well. hope you're all doing well.

Nothing rustled my jimmies today- had 2 Finals, got an A in one, and a B in another without studying- I finished my semester, and I had a great date with a gorgeous chick. I'm borderline happy for the first time in months.

[BrotherWolf]

My Jimmies were rustled 30 days ago when I got a 1 month ban for Posting here. May or may not have disobeyed an unwritten rule, too.

Weird really, getting off the misc increased my self confidence, made me not care about the addiction of lifting/being aesthetic, and calmed me down a little bit. Oh well. hope you're all doing well.

Nothing rustled my jimmies today- had 2 Finals, got an A in one, and a B in another without studying- I finished my semester, and I had a great date with a gorgeous chick. I'm borderline happy for the first time in months.

So that's what happened to you ....

[sy2502]

My Jimmies were rustled 30 days ago when I got a 1 month ban for Posting here. May or may not have disobeyed an unwritten rule, too.

And now we want to know what happened!

Weird really, getting off the misc increased my self confidence, made me not care about the addiction of lifting/being aesthetic, and calmed me down a little bit. Oh well. hope you're all doing well.

LOL funny how much better one feels when realizing strangers on an Internet forum don't really decide your worth.

Nothing rustled my jimmies today- had 2 Finals, got an A in one, and a B in another without studying- I finished my semester, and I had a great date with a gorgeous chick. I'm borderline happy for the first time in months.

Too many good things in one day. Tempted to neg, just to even things out

[nvrstopworking]

Nothing rustled my jimmies today- had 2 Finals, got an A in one, and a B in another without studying- I finished my semester, and I had a great date with a gorgeous chick. I'm borderline happy for the first time in months.

Rustles my jimmies when people post in the jimmy rustling thread without having anything to rustle their jimmies.

Ya feels me?

[Artistry]

Doctors who don't listen rustle my jimmies. I have allergies. I need a steroid shot. This happens every year. DON'T JUST GIVE ME A HANDFUL OF ANTIBIOTICS AND TELL ME I DON'T KNOW MY OWN BODY.

Inb4 ban for using the S-word.

[sy2502]

Doctors who don't listen rustle my jimmies.

Second that. A lot.

[Xinroth]

And now we want to know what happened!

All in all, it was me being banned for replying to a new account troll here that said: "Am I too young to date" or something, and I said don't worry we'll to go another country or so. Was completely lame and I did not think it was ban worthy, but since it is the female forum, I take it mods are too strict on non-female posters.

And my apologies for not having anything rustle my jimmies the past 2 days. But I need a new car since my banged up car doesn't have AC, and heating doesn't work and its sub 30 degrees in GA at night/early morning >.<

[Musc1eBound]

Doctors who don't listen rustle my jimmies. I have allergies. I need a steroid shot. This happens every year. DON'T JUST GIVE ME A HANDFUL OF ANTIBIOTICS AND TELL ME I DON'T KNOW MY OWN BODY.

Inb4 ban for using the S-word.

banned.

[Ma110W]

And my apologies for not having anything rustle my jimmies the past 2 days. But I need a new car since my banged up car doesn't have AC, and heating doesn't work and its sub 30 degrees in GA at night/early morning >.<

I drove a car that didn't have a working AC for four years in TX. Told my husband that if the heater ever broke it was going to fall off of a cliff. I can live without AC, but I need my heat.

[sy2502]

banned.

Dang, you have a nice avi.

No homo.
No hetero.
No stalking.
No creep.

[penny0527]

I drove a car that didn't have a working AC for four years in TX. Told my husband that if the heater ever broke it was going to fall off of a cliff. I can live without AC, but I need my heat.

There is no way I would go without A/C in Texas! I told my husband if my car a/c ever went out it was history.

Dang, you have a nice avi.

No homo.
No hetero.
No stalking.
No creep.

I think you covered all the bases.

[Ma110W]

There is no way I would go without A/C in Texas! I told my husband if my car a/c ever went out it was history.

I'm not going to lie, it was miserable.

[Big_Sky_Guy]

Nothing to eat or drink from midnight tonight and the surgery is not until noon tomorrow.

[Wtuttle]

Nothing to eat or drink from midnight tonight and the surgery is not until noon tomorrow.

Mrrrr :/

Good luck with surgery, hope it all goes smoothly

[Botika]

Good luck with the op BSG.

You know what rustles my jimmies.... Getting signed up for a crappy mailing lost every time I buy something online. It's such a PITA and every time I end up unsubscribing anyway.

[UnaChispita]

Nothing to eat or drink from midnight tonight and the surgery is not until noon tomorrow.

Keeping you in my thoughts!!

[BrotherWolf]

Nothing to eat or drink from midnight tonight and the surgery is not until noon tomorrow.

OMG you're gonna lose all the gainz CATABOLIC


good luck with surgery ...

[Big_Sky_Guy]

Thanks everyone. Way too much fasting for a 1 hr surg!

But my bellay will be sexy again...well, that's a stretch. At least it will not look like a fat upper lip...lol