What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[levijay]

14 friend requests on here.. all male

jimmies rustled

[pUniCepts]

Farm Fresh doesn't sell 40 oz beers and hides the peanut butter

[aristomeow]

14 friend requests on here.. all male

jimmies rustled

fk you bro I take offense, I'm post-op bro you can't keep calling me male thats fking discrimination

i'll neck u i swear bro

[Xinroth]

Crashed a woman's car today. My piece of crap car turned into a deranged piece of crap now.

All that comes after having a good day at work, and literally the last thing somebody said to me was: "You know, Moose (my nickname), you're awefully cute" right in front of her 8 year old kid. Coming from a classy lady, it made my day.

30 minutes later I crash my car. **** this

[levijay]

fk you bro I take offense, I'm post-op bro you can't keep calling me male thats fking discrimination

i'll neck u i swear bro

come at me bro

ps Botika you cheeky chit lol accepted!

[aristomeow]

People really can't keep their fking mouths shut..

drama
drama
drama
do not want

[Botika]

ps Botika you cheeky chit lol accepted!

Ha ha no more complaining now ok?

[levijay]

People really can't keep their fking mouths shut..

drama
drama
drama
do not want

/diary

Ha ha no more complaining now ok?

no more complaints my life is complete now! Diakuju

[aristomeow]

/diary





no more complaints my life is complete now! Diakuju

shut ya face this is the /diary thread

[Musc1eBound]

shut ya face this is the /diary thread

Drama loves you.

[sy2502]

Hit and run accidents rustle my jimmies.
I was at the mall's parking garage the other day, completely stuck into the worst possible traffic jam, couldn't go forward nor backward, and there's all these people getting impatient and stressed out. So while I am stuck going nowhere I get to see this rather expensive Mercedes backing out of his parking spot. Except that he's only looking behind him, and backing at an angle so his front totally scrapes the crap out of the car parked next to him. So he's going to come out, check the damage, write a note with his contact information and leave it for the other car, right? WRONG! He straightened the car up and drove away. See that kind of people should be put in stocks in a public place, and have excrements thrown at them.

[EliteBrah]

my buddy invited his gf to our Vegas trip.
WHY HE DO DIS?????

[levijay]

my buddy invited his gf to our Vegas trip.
WHY HE DO DIS?????

because I bet she said "you either take me, or you're not going"

[EliteBrah]

because I bet she said "you either take me, or you're not going"

haha yea i bet. i want to just tell him its either just him alone or neither of them and then follow it up with a dealwithit.jpeg

but thats not happening. o well

[cowboybiker]

People that just step out in front of you at the store and then stop.

If I had insurance on that cart I would have just nailed her with it.

[Musc1eBound]

People that just step out in front of you at the store and then stop.

If I had insurance on that cart I would have just nailed her with it.

Hah, Don't you love those people? "I have no idea that there possibly might be others trying to pass me by in a store but damn this soup is buy 1 get one free!!"

[aristomeow]

Drama loves you.

I feel like I caused it this time but it was unintentional and that sucks HARD.

[NotBigEnough206]

Hah, Don't you love those people? "I have no idea that there possibly might be others trying to pass me by in a store but damn this soup is buy 1 get one free!!"

Went to the mall on sat with wife and it was packed, people everywhere, claustraphobia, tired, sick, injured, roid rage all combined I almost starting punting little kids through the mall for getting in my way and running in to me.

[RebeccaG]

Last week we got something like 2 feet of snow in less than 24 hours. It was nuts.

The roads have been pretty shiitty, incredibly slick, all that comes with WINTER - something that happens to us every. single. year.

DO YOU THINK DRIVING 30 KM IS A GOOD FUKING IDEA?!?!

LET ME TELL YOU IT IS NOT.

DRIVE OR GET THE FUK OFF THE ROAD.

Kthxbai

Hit and run accidents rustle my jimmies.
I was at the mall's parking garage the other day, completely stuck into the worst possible traffic jam, couldn't go forward nor backward, and there's all these people getting impatient and stressed out. So while I am stuck going nowhere I get to see this rather expensive Mercedes backing out of his parking spot. Except that he's only looking behind him, and backing at an angle so his front totally scrapes the crap out of the car parked next to him. So he's going to come out, check the damage, write a note with his contact information and leave it for the other car, right? WRONG! He straightened the car up and drove away. See that kind of people should be put in stocks in a public place, and have excrements thrown at them.

That's when you get out your handy dandy notebook, write down the doucher's plate # and leave a note on the damaged car with this info & yours.

People that just step out in front of you at the store and then stop.

If I had insurance on that cart I would have just nailed her with it.

I feel like I would get an immeasurable amount of satisfaction from ramming dumbass people with a shopping cart.

[sy2502]

[QUOTE=RebeccaG;978307413
That's when you get out your handy dandy notebook, write down the doucher's plate # and leave a note on the damaged car with this info & yours.[/QUOTE]
Yes I thought about that, in fact I could have taken a picture with my phone. But seriously it was such a road rage jam that had I got out of my car for any reason I would have been beaten to a pulp. But having had something similar happen to my car last Christmas, that behavior totally turns the sand paper on my jimmies. Especially since it was a dude with a Mercedes, not like he can't afford car insurance for gawd's sake!

[cowboybiker]

I feel like I would get an immeasurable amount of satisfaction from ramming dumbass people with a shopping cart.

I want to do it everytime I go to Costco.

Thats like the S.U.V. of shopping carts

[levijay]

Went to the mall on sat with wife and it was packed, people everywhere, claustraphobia, tired, sick, injured, roid rage all combined I almost starting punting little kids through the mall for getting in my way and running in to me.

r.rage lol

[RandomRetro]

That the whole damn human race is skeptical about the motivations and intentions of the whole damn human race. We are doomed as a species I tell ya, doomed.

Cynicism, thy name is everyone.

[EliteBrah]

That the whole damn human race is skeptical about the motivations and intentions of the whole damn human race. We are doomed as a species I tell ya, doomed.

Cynicism, thy name is everyone.

yess wow this.

brb government is spying on all of us
brb they found the cure for cancer they just wont release it for population control
brb sept 11 was an inside job
brb.... brb

ragggggggggge u cant talk to people these days everyone is so cynical

[NotBigEnough206]

r.rage lol

LOL it is what it is brah, wife was like whats wrong with you, are you mad, why arent you talking to me, I was like its time to go. Lets go someplace eat, went to this restaurant nearby, walk in big line, walk in to front desk ask the chick, she says oh the wait for two people is about 2 hours and 20 mins.

Whatttt popped an eye vessel when I heard that, I was forget it walked out, went someplace else to eat.

[RebeccaG]

Yes I thought about that, in fact I could have taken a picture with my phone. But seriously it was such a road rage jam that had I got out of my car for any reason I would have been beaten to a pulp. But having had something similar happen to my car last Christmas, that behavior totally turns the sand paper on my jimmies. Especially since it was a dude with a Mercedes, not like he can't afford car insurance for gawd's sake!

That sucks.

I *might* have taken the picture and a picture of the damaged car and forwarded it to local police.

I hate situations like that.

A couple years ago a guy pulled a u-turn in front of us - We're stopped at an INCREDIBLY busy and major intersection, where there just so happens to be construction going on. We're in the outside lane of a double left turning lane. Guy to the right of us starts to make his turn, as do we, next thing we know, he's turning completely in front of us, making a u-turn to the opposite side of the road.

Naturally, we slam on our breaks and get rear-ended.

I got the guy's plate #, we exchanged info with the guy who hit us and told him we'd be going directly to a police station to report what happened. We did everything we could - including going to court TWICE to testify against the u-turn driver - An 87 year old man who should NOT have been driving AT ALL - and to help the guy who hit us.

The guy had NO idea where he was, he was completely confused as to the roads in the area and where they went, yelled at me and my husband calling us liars.

It was sad, really. Especially since they let him keep his license.

I want to do it everytime I go to Costco.

Thats like the S.U.V. of shopping carts

I haven't had that bad of luck at Costco. Wal-mart however......

^^^
honestly, i feel a legitimate sadness when im at the mall. I enjoy the first hour but it goes downhill from there

Online shopping FTMFW!

[sy2502]

That the whole damn human race is skeptical about the motivations and intentions of the whole damn human race. We are doomed as a species I tell ya, doomed.

Cynicism, thy name is everyone.

So you are cynical about the cynicism of the human race?

[EliteBrah]

so you are cynical about the cynicism of the human race?

rofl
im on spread with you :/

[Hannah82]

Crashed a woman's car today. My piece of crap car turned into a deranged piece of crap now.

All that comes after having a good day at work, and literally the last thing somebody said to me was: "You know, Moose (my nickname), you're awefully cute" right in front of her 8 year old kid. Coming from a classy lady, it made my day.

30 minutes later I crash my car. **** this

ohh that's no good, crashing cars is such an inconvenience

[Hannah82]

That the whole damn human race is skeptical about the motivations and intentions of the whole damn human race. We are doomed as a species I tell ya, doomed.

Cynicism, thy name is everyone.

yess wow this.

brb government is spying on all of us
brb they found the cure for cancer they just wont release it for population control
brb sept 11 was an inside job
brb.... brb

ragggggggggge u cant talk to people these days everyone is so cynical

I would say it sounds more like a buch of reefer heads minus the rage part.