What rustles your jimmies - Part II

[LiveStrongMona]

Jimmiettes were slightly rustled this morning. Dude interrupts and says "how many sets you have left" with a foul attitude. I was wondering my he was just standing there. I thought he was watching the t.v. or something. Couldn't you have used another machine in the meantime? Gee wiz. I'll be done when I'm done! It happens though. Just got to brush it off and keep it moving.

[aristomeow]

Oh lawd.

Our service provider (who maintain our work internet proxy) just tightened up everything.. I can't even see tumblr images and 3/4 of the images on fmisc/misc now :|

What makes it worse is i'm IT and can't get around it ;(

Tumblr images are the only ones I see. Sometimes if I really wanna see tinypic or w/e I'll copy the url into google image search lol

[Artistry]

I just mentioned Chuck Norris to my nephew. He didn't know who that was.

GUISE, I AM OLD

[aristomeow]

People who have no concept of the simple pain/pleasure paradox.

I avoid doing X because it causes me pain.

I do Y because it brings me pleasure.

How is this so fking difficult to understand?

/rant

[levijay]

People who have no concept of the simple pain/pleasure paradox.

I avoid doing X because it causes me pain.

I do Y because it brings me pleasure.

How is this so fking difficult to understand?

/rant

I'll purchase www.aristomeow.com if you promise to update it daily with your dear diary entries!??!?

deal?

[aristomeow]

I'll purchase www.aristomeow.com if you promise to update it daily with your dear diary entries!??!?

deal?

Only if you promise to read it.

[levijay]

Only if you promise to read it.

I'll comment on every post.

[Squatticus]

I just mentioned Chuck Norris to my nephew. He didn't know who that was.

GUISE, I AM OLD

no...your nephew is trolling you...even a fetus knows who chuck norris is

[levijay]

no...your nephew is trolling you...even a fetus knows who chuck norris is

heard you like beer bro? lol

[Squatticus]

heard you like beer bro? lol

you accidently called me bro, i am a woman or child good sir

[levijay]

you accidently called me bro, i am a woman or child good sir

I call everyone bro, even my mother !

[Squatticus]

I call everyone bro, even my mother !

you know whats weird? when a chick calls you bro...just seems weird

[levijay]

you know whats weird? when a chick calls you bro...just seems weird

haha yeah it is weird.. I give a look at the girl thinking.. no you didnt just..

[aristomeow]

I always call guys bro when I don't want them to ever think about banging me. srs.

Other words that work are mate, dude, pal, buddy, broski.

[SultanaK]

I always call guys bro when I don't want them to ever think about banging me. srs.

Other words that work are mate, dude, pal, buddy, broski.

They will still think about it but won't act upon it.

[levijay]

They will still think about it but won't act upon it.

hay bro hay

[nvrstopworking]

People who have no concept of the simple pain/pleasure paradox.

I avoid doing X because it causes me pain.

I do Y because it brings me pleasure.

How is this so fking difficult to understand?

/rant

I've met a few people over the years who seem to do the exact opposite. Srs.

Confuses the crap outta me.

[SultanaK]

hay bro hay

Ay bro what's gud?

I've met a few people over the years who seem to do the exact opposite. Srs.

Confuses the crap outta me.

Elaborate?

[nvrstopworking]

Elaborate?

They seem to avoid things that would be good for them/make them happy and actively seek out/accept things that make them miserable.

Sense. It makes none.

[SultanaK]

They seem to avoid things that would be good for them/make them happy and actively seek out/accept things that make them miserable.

Sense. It makes none.

Seeking sympathy maybe?

[Botika]

People who have no concept of the simple pain/pleasure paradox.

I avoid doing X because it causes me pain.

I do Y because it brings me pleasure.

How is this so fking difficult to understand?

/rant

Staying up late having a few extra glasses of wine always seems like a good idea at the time.... Brings pleasure, then pain. I haven't learnt yet.

[latebloomingmom]

Staying up late having a few extra glasses of wine always seems like a good idea at the time.... Brings pleasure, then pain. I haven't learnt yet.

heeeheee
screaming like a banshee at the top of my lungs when I feel that I or one of my children has been wronged somehow...release the she-hulk
only to find out later I may have misunderstood...

[acrawlingchaos]

Went to the gym yesterday morning. When I came back, I noticed the "puppies" decided to destroy my laptop. They chewed the cord, pulled all the keys off the keyboard, ripped the battery out and cracked the screen. I'm using my old netbook now.






Le sigh.

[Keltron]

I call everyone bro, even my mother !

bro'd my mom once and she slapped me.

you know whats weird? when a chick calls you bro...just seems weird

I don't like it when a girl calls me "man". "Hey thanks man" "Hey, what's goin on man?".... Instant boner-killer.

I always call guys bro when I don't want them to ever think about banging me. srs.

Other words that work are mate, dude, pal, buddy, broski.

If he wants to bang you, there's nothing that can come out of your mouth that will make him not want to bang you anymore (unless it's "I secretly have a penis")

[V.I.C]

I bro everyone except my actual bro.

[Keltron]

I bro everyone except my actual bro.

Do you dude your bro then? who bros you? Do you bro your cousins? Or do you cuz them? I cuz Crip gang members and Hawaiians because they cuz each other all the time. But never my actual cuz. Cuz it's just weird.

[V.I.C]

Do you dude your bro then? who bros you? Do you bro your cousins? Or do you cuz them? I cuz Crip gang members and Hawaiians because they cuz each other all the time. But never my actual cuz. Cuz it's just weird.

Lol I had to read that a few times before I got it.
Lol thinking about it both my brother and I never call each other by our names when we talk to each other. Very strange.

[Keltron]

Lol I had to read that a few times before I got it.
Lol thinking about it both my brother and I never call each other by our names when we talk to each other. Very strange.

So you don't call each other by your names but you don't call each other bro either. WTF do you call each other then? "Hey 'guy who came out of the same place as me', can you pass the remote?"

[Wtuttle]

Went to the gym yesterday morning. When I came back, I noticed the "puppies" decided to destroy my laptop. They chewed the cord, pulled all the keys off the keyboard, ripped the battery out and cracked the screen. I'm using my old netbook now.






Le sigh.

They're training you

[Wtuttle]

hay bro hay

Literally lol'd at this