LOL @ Full grown men who can't cook for themselves

[Lawlstud]

I lol hard as fuk when a guy talks about having to hot dogs because their wife is out of town.

If you can assemble Ikea furniture you can follow a cook book. I had a cookout at my house last week and ask my secretaries husband if he could load up the charcoal pit and he asked me how much charcoal and charcoal lighter to use. I bertstared him and one of my friends did it for him.


The look on his face you knew he immediately knew he looked bad in front of his wife. She even tried coming to his rescue about they live in an apartment so they dont have access to bbq pits so he wouldn't know. l0l

Brb full grown men toiling over how to cook a steak, literally one of the least complicated cuts of meat to cook.

"H-h-hey bro I am doing burgers this week what do you recommend?"

Idk fresh ground meat with salt and fukin pepper, add some Worcestershire sauce if you're feelin frisky?

Just fukin lol

[JungleJenetics]

I know more guys that can cook than women to be honest.

Could cook for myself since I was 13...

[badbl00d]

lol, it's either that or "The leaning tower of pizza boxes".

That's bad, but what I find worse is grown ass men not being able to use a washing machine.

Like rly?

[ppscalzo]

I know more guys that can cook than women to be honest.

Came in to say this. Leaving satisfied.

[latinquads]

Besides tossing a steak over the bbq what else can you cook OP?

[NeonEagle]

Cooking is womens work

[LethalGunz34]

fukking LOLLLL at you beta *******s

check out the steak/banana meal I made for lunch today. HNNNNNGGGGG

[PovertyLifter]

fking lol @ you if you don't cook slabs of turkey mince. just lmfao @ how poverty your food is compared to the turkey slab master race

[ChiBearsfan]

I don't mind cooking I guess, but cleaning up is not my thing.

so I don't cook

Thank god for microwaves and costco rotisery chicken

[PenorBrahNoHomo]

fukking LOLLLL at you beta *******s

check out the steak/banana meal I made for lunch today. HNNNNNGGGGG

So poverty. This is real cooking:

[Vexidi]

lol, it's either that or "The leaning tower of pizza boxes".

That's bad, but what I find worse is grown ass men not being able to use a washing machine.

Like rly?

Why would I need to know how to use a washing machine? That's why I got married, son.

[latinquads]

fukking LOLLLL at you beta *******s

check out the steak/banana meal I made for lunch today. HNNNNNGGGGG

beef and milk what a combo for your toilet

[solidus2k3]

if you can cook food at your house for a date... you're in brahs

[sickh11]

Lol OP just a few day ago friends were arguing all day long who gets to cook the steak.

I can make like 5 meals or so. Das it mane.

[LethalGunz34]

beef and milk what a combo for your toilet

I made some popcorn tacos for breakfast also

[sickh11]

I made some popcorn tacos for breakfast also

the fuk is that mane?

[ChiBearsfan]

if you can cook food at your house for a date... you're in brahs

what if you can get in without cooking?

[jeffJJ]

get off your highhorse.

ramen is easy

[CannibalJester]

fukking LOLLLL at you beta *******s

check out the steak/banana meal I made for lunch today. HNNNNNGGGGG

you're fukn disgusting

i always assume ketchup = low class

[SSM12]

I don't mind cooking I guess, but cleaning up is not my thing.

so I don't cook

Thank god for microwaves and costco rotisery chicken

Basically this. I also don't like to cook for "just me". Easier to just bake a couple of chicken breasts than something a little better.

[KillahJon]

those photos always get me lmao

[Med-Tec]

Lawlstud, what's your beef with hot dogs? Made some russet and sweet potato "french fries" to go with my last batch of burgers and dogs, that chit was bangin'! Gourmet, absolutely not. Tasty, you bet!

I hate following recipes, I prefer to make something up based on a recipe or flavor combination I have in mind. Usually works out very well too!

[Fang2]

I made some popcorn tacos for breakfast also

Da fuk

[PisseninMisc]

I personally love cooking. It's one of the basic human instincts similar to sleep, sex, shelter, etc. You need to eat, it's natural, so why the fk would you pass up the opportunity to do it yourself and make chit you love. It's also really fun and can be challenging at times.

I do hate the cleanup but that's why I got the GF on dish duties B-)

[MHannibal]

ever since i got into fitness i learned how to cook, i think we'd all agree that knowing how to cook goes hand in hand with good nutrition.

my cooking got a level higher in relationships as cooking for someone else you care about is ****ing awesome and you can do meals that sound extravagant to the layman but aren't that complex like steak with roasted veg, red wine sauce.

There's nothing like a night staying in filled with good food, wine and sex.

[EBarbz]

had to learn to cook for myself once I got in college.
cook master now.


comment on the banana and steak pic. Fuk you for putting ketchup on a banana.

[Lawlstud]

lol, it's either that or "The leaning tower of pizza boxes".

That's bad, but what I find worse is grown ass men not being able to use a washing machine.

Like rly?

No chit that is a really good one. I have employees that will come to work with a dirty uniform and I will ask wtf is going on and they say their wife forgot to do laundry or some chit. Strong everything

[Retoaded]

the fuk is that mane?

Looks like some popcorn and ketchup tacos.

[Lawlstud]

Besides tossing a steak over the bbq what else can you cook OP?

Pretty much every "normal" dish of Americana food, then a host of mexican dishes, then some random az chit. The one thing I haven't learned how to cook where it taste better than restaurant quality is pizza.


Side note: I reported you on suspicions of a multi-account and you're not banned. No surprise there

get off your highhorse.

ramen is easy

Today I learned that being able to do one of the basic necessities to survive is being on a high horse.



lol

[badlasagna]

ate spagehetti-Os straight from the can last night. enjoyed every minute of it.