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    How to get rid of body hair on ass.

    This is a serious question. My ass/crack is hairy as **** as gross as it sounds. Whats the best way to get rid of the hair i really dont want to shave it bcz that **** will grow back in 5 minutes no lie. Has anyone tried nair or something?
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    Not much you can do brah...

    I mean, if it's become that big an issue, you could always just get your boyfriend to wax it; you phaggot.
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    I use hair removal cream, feels gay as **** as you're waiting with your legs spread for 10 minutes for it to take effect. Result is very good though, brb zero hair everywhere on ass, brb clean as phuck
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    i know that feel bro... i have to schedule my ****s to be just before my showers now because everytime some gets caught in my ass hair and takes a good 10 mins and a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe clean
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    This is serious.

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    Originally Posted by eeokin View Post
    I use hair removal cream, feels gay as **** as you're waiting with your legs spread for 10 minutes for it to take effect. Result is very good though, brb zero hair everywhere on ass, brb clean as phuck
    Strong this. Hair removal creams are dope as fuark
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    Don't Shave That Hair!!!

    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.

    No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

    I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

    I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

    Little did I know.

    I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

    Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

    Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

    Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

    As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
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    Originally Posted by eeokin View Post
    I use hair removal cream, feels gay as **** as you're waiting with your legs spread for 10 minutes for it to take effect. Result is very good though, brb zero hair everywhere on ass, brb clean as phuck
    Lmao i give the creams a try .


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    unless a girl is going to eat ur butt hole out who cares?
    Its not that its just dont want to look like a ape. Plus its ****ing unhygienic having a forest where you excrements come out from.
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    Originally Posted by eeokin View Post
    I use hair removal cream, feels gay as **** as you're waiting with your legs spread for 10 minutes for it to take effect. Result is very good though, brb zero hair everywhere on ass, brb clean as phuck
    wait wut. so you just put cream on a certain part of the body with hair and the hair just falls off lol?
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    Originally Posted by L.D.N View Post
    Don't Shave That Hair!!!

    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.

    No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

    I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

    I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

    Little did I know.

    I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

    Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic ****- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky ****/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

    Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering ****/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own **** blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

    Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

    As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.
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    wait wut. so you just put cream on a certain part of the body with hair and the hair just falls off lol?
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    Why do this if a girl is going to eat ur butt hole out?
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    Try hairycure

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    This is a serious question. My ass/crack is hairy as **** as gross as it sounds. Whats the best way to get rid of the hair i really dont want to shave it bcz that **** will grow back in 5 minutes no lie. Has anyone tried nair or something?

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    Right, 3 years ago I was really embarrassed about my hairyness. My legs and arms were terrible and I had side burns and hair upon my lip n i HATED it. I must tried just about everything n turned to waxing but I couldnt get myself to do it cuz I knew when I was gonna pull the strips off so I knew when to expect the pain so I starting going to the beauticians. It didnt really get easier though and it cost me loads cuz I had hair all over. I tried home sets of this and that n was about to give up and splash out on laser but then my last attempt turned to HairyCure. Some herbal oil, a friend told me about. Anyway, thinking "ohyea herbal ey..." decided to give it a go because it was a recommendation from a friend. So online I went n ordered 1 bottle. Cant remember what site exactly or how much precisely but it didnt even cost 50pounds, i remember that much cuz i remember how much it would be saving me if it worked compaired to the beauticians and certainly laser. Anyway. it said to remove the hair from the root so I went down  the waxing route again and rubbed it in. I was pretty shocked to notice my hair came back much slower n much much much thinner. Could it really work?? I couldnt explain it. Anyway 4 or 5 waxing attempts later n ive got to say, i still cant explain that im hairless 3 yrs later. im so glad i tried this cuz the hair under my arms was really irritated from razors n shaving so thats finally no longer a problem that is such such suchh a nice feeling especially in the summer and it MUST prove that its ok for sensitive skin, because before my skin under my arms was red raw. I think more women and men should know. try it, if it stopped the nasty thick hairy arms and legs that i had, im convinced it will get rid of anything. Hope this has helped you, even if it's just one person x HAIRYCURE PEOPLE - GOOGLE IT!!!!!! x
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    Originally Posted by danielgb123 View Post

    I mean, if it's become that big an issue, you could always just get your boyfriend to wax it; you phaggot.
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    I would recommend using some hair trimmer, and not shaving with a razor unless you want razor bumps and irritation or itchy ass.

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    Originally Posted by L.D.N View Post
    Don't Shave That Hair!!!

    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ****ting.
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