What is a small annoyance that really rustles your jimmies?

[emerica2394]

Well I'm sitting in the doctors office right now and I cant phucking stand little kids who aren't old enough to form words yet but are screaming and their fatass mothers not doing anything about it and I can't stand when people speak languages other than english, gtfo

[Skinnygeorge]

people who purposely yawn as loud as they possibly can. FFUUUUU

dis and people who purposely sneeze and cough as loud as they can

[TheProgressiveOne]

When people touch my food..

I go crazy

[Shazik]

when I read the title, loud chewers came to mind before I hovered the topic

Strong this. Was about to post loud chewers but OP you covered it for me. **** drives me insane.

[Conspiracybrah]

Obvious bias on the misc

[Rate1]

For me, it's when people fukking chew loud. It really pisses me off and I find it disgusting... and it's pretty hard to get on my nerves in the first place. The worst is my dad, I find his chewing to be disgusting, and I don't think he has ANY idea at all. I want to tell him but am afraid he will get pissed at me.

It also really rustles my jimmies when fat people breathe so heavily just sitting or standing, it's also disgusting and makes me want to tell them to lose weight so they can breathe like a normal human being.



What rustles your jimmies?

that is so weird, mine is exactly word for word the same. even the fat people thing lul, my uncles here, 250lbs and breathes so fukkin loud its annoying. dam,

[RhinoBody]

EVERYONE at the grocery store. Everything they do, irritates me.

[broservative]

when people cough on public transport behind you and don't have the courtesy to turn to the side before they cough......



fuarking rage so hard..

[umopp]

When a teacher is erasing the white board and leaves a tiny little specks all over the place. Also, people that pace you while you're driving then when you go to change lanes they speed up at the same rate you're going.

[Madvillainy]

people drifting to the same side you're trying to pass them on when passing them from behind and asians

[RhinoBody]

Any sentence that starts with "Dr. Oz says...."

[JimmyRustling]

when people dont respond to my texts... when i respond to theirs. fuarrrrk. refuse to double text.

[RiceNuts]

1. People chewing loudly
2. *******s who stop in the middle of the crosswalk at a light and here i am trying to turn right and can't see sht

[SQTFTW]

OP everything u just mentioned. loud chewers, gum chewers, ppl who get out of breath after only standing up etc etc...

also ppl who squeeze toothpaste from the middle of the tube, not from the bottom.

ALSO, ppl who SNIFF all the time, just blow ur fuking nose!

[aesthetique]

Headphones getting caught and consequently being pulled out of your ear. /thread

this actually does genuinely rustle my jimmies

[reverse79]

Spit or gum on the sidewalk...centimeters from grass

People who brake almost to a stop when they turn...off a 40+ mph road

Dog strollers

[nosliw]

flip flops peeling off sticky groce feet as they walk.

schhlllup schhlllup schhllluuuup

[RadSalty]

When it's just slightly raining and people have their windscreen wipers at max speed, absolutely ****s me. Also when walking up escalators and people just stand in the right hand side instead of walking up them.

[JohnnyDrama1]

For me, it's when people fukking chew loud. It really pisses me off and I find it disgusting... and it's pretty hard to get on my nerves in the first place. The worst is my dad, I find his chewing to be disgusting, and I don't think he has ANY idea at all. I want to tell him but am afraid he will get pissed at me.

It also really rustles my jimmies when fat people breathe so heavily just sitting or standing, it's also disgusting and makes me want to tell them to lose weight so they can breathe like a normal human being.

What rustles your jimmies?

wow

i was just in the kitchen while my dad was eating an orange out in the living room and chewing loud as fck

still holding back rage

also, pinching my fingers/hand when re racking weights
did this today while loading up plates for deadlift, GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[bigfor15]

When somebody calls and asks to come over to a party/get-together, then proceeds to ask who's there.

[BullBoy8]

one uppers
skinny jeans
people who say "YOLO", "I know right" and also sometimes "Swag" (and I am half black)
people who think the world revolves around themselves.

a ton more but ill leave it at that for now.

[FromOuterSpace]

Drunk people at parties saying the same thing again and again and again.

[TungBrah]

When skinny kunts in the gym pose in the mirror all the time?!

And skinny kunts who wear wife beaters. I feel like saying kunt go get some muscles first, you kunt

[CartesianJoin]

The yuppie fuarking family pushing the golf cart sized fuarking stroller that seats three kids. They've got one kid and packages up the azz in the other two seats and they proceed to walk down the middle of the aisle at the mall expecting everyone to fuarking turn sideways and jump up onto benches get outta their way and let them pass. I'd like to gently remove their little nerdling from the stroller and toss the stroller and parents off the balcony.

[CTpump]

fly in bedroom when sleeping. For some damn reason it only wants to land on MY face....

Ya that makes me rage too...trying to catch that little fuker in the dark is maddening. What's worse it goes INTO my ear and the buzzing drives me batty

[TooBusyMirin]

People that tailgate you while your driving, then you change lanes and they don't even speed up, sometimes even slowing down.
People that speed up when I go to pass them, so I keep driving faster until they **** off and go back the their old speed.

[iliketodoit]

people who don't rep back, I mean seriously wtf, get that **** out of your sig then.

[CTpump]

people who don't rep back, I mean seriously wtf, get that **** out of your sig then.

U cheeky kunt you!!

[broservative]

omg when old people drive in the overtake lane.... i mean seriously, no hate on old people, but the overtake lane.. is for overtaking.... -_-

[VerseRSD]

I drive home from work around midnight daily. 9/10 times all five lanes are filled with people going the exact same speed all next to each other with a wide open freeway in front of them.