***Official MW3/BLOPS2 Thread: Anabolic Alcoholics***

[Dylan15]

Reserved for decent first post material. Help me out guise. Need copy pastas, fourfoots camper manifesto, beagle's pgl rant, apple's take on the meaning of life, ateam picture, and other important things from the archives.

RIP Beagle: Suicide Letter.

"Since you went out of your way to perma-ban this account that I have not posted from in months, can you please do some good and delete all data / reps (doubt you would transfer) associated with the account "RManjura". I stopped posting from it so that when business associates / clients are searching my name (usually doctors and dermatologists) they will not encounter the posts of MISC which don't help build my brand; however, I had wanted to keep the bodyspace as a reference of past progress, but I no longer need it.

Also, thanks to all of you for letting PGL act like a rampant child. I will never post in these threads again. Too bad that PGL cannot handle his matters with any maturity or like an adult in any way. I have frequently posted good deals on the MISC (Adams golf clubs at $199 instead of $799, headphones, 6pm.com for shoes, etc.) . Would have liked to get the benefit of the doubt seeing as how I have done a lot of good for people in the COD threads (sending externals, music, troll videos, user name / passwords to services I pay for such as DI.fm, Pandora1, etc).

Yesmad. Thanks for the fun times."

Applecat: The true meaning of life.

"From a biological standpoint, I would say the meaning of life is each individual cell's pursuit to split into two. Personally, I like to think that life is about realizing your potential, reaching your potential and later expanding your potential when you realize many limits of 'potential' were only defined by yourself. I believe it is important to expand your perception of all that is around you, accept lessons presented to you in life, and face your fears. You should be emotionally sincere, honest to those around you yet accept and forgive the flaws and imperfections bestowed upon you by others. You should know God (or know any of what you believe in), know yourself, and enjoy the mystery of our beginnings as a universe. You should realize that there is no true point to life except for what you give it - and that is what makes life so special. Eventually, you will find that if you waste too much time searching for the meaning of life that you have missed all of the experiences and intricacies that truly are the purpose of your life. And finally, I feel that the meaning of life is more correctly described in the words of the late great Colonel Sanders "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

Dreday: Mad.

Not even one mention of dreday? Phuck you dolan.

FourFootNothing Camper strategy guide.

It depends on how much you camp. Now, being quite the sophisticated camper, I can tell you that no gun is relevant over another when you're roasting marshmallows over an open fire. So you might be thinking to yourself "well how the hell do I get good at camping?" and I'll tell you that the way to victory is the Motion Sensor. Where you place it is all up to you, but at the end of the day if you're unable to utilize that correctly with your camping you're going to fall flat on your face. Now the trick to camping is to choose a spot that isn't very wide open, but has a nice mix of high and low traffic. If you select a spot that is always high in traffic you're eventually going to be overrun and will be unable to fight off a full wave of enemies. But if it's low traffic you'll be unable to garner enough killstreaks to make a difference in your teams win (or loss, but we campers don't give a shiit about all that), so you'll want to be very selective in your spot. Once you've found the perfect spot, place the Motion Sensor in a spot where you'll have a large ROM, but don't shove it up your ass while you're camping, otherwise you're wasting valuable range from the Sensor. When I place mine I'm always thinking about where the enemy is most likely to show up, in the high traffic area. In this manner you can pick them up way before they get into range and have potential to obliterate them once they enter your domain. With that being said you're not going to be able to cover all angles with the MS so make sure you watch your six, or attempt to almost be on the "prowl" around your campsite. Once you're seasoned enough you'll even be able to switch which corner you camp in for maximum effectiveness. Another solid tactic is to set the sensor down near B Dom and have a teammate camp with you. You can circle jerk each other whilst waiting for your next victim. Now that you've got the main aspects of camping down we can focus on the gun. Some people prefer to just be AR whores, and there's nothing wrong with that, when you're in such a tight spot you'll find that gun is irrelevant. If you're a true marksman you can run a single shot M14/FAL. But alot of people find those difficult to use, and if you're aiming to kill you can choose any fully auto weapon. An AR works nicely, but with the additional mobility you get with a submachine gun you can also use a Spectre or the fan favorite AK74. Now some people enjoy using the big bastards and you can toss an extended mag on the Stoner and really have fun. But at the end of the day your camping strategy will factor more into a successul camping trip than your gun will. Perks are an even bigger factor than guns though, so I would suggest either Ghost or Scavenger for Perk 1. Assuming the enemy team isn't using Hacker, if you're using Ghost they'll likely never find out you're camping, and if you do it right the enemy won't be able to find the Motion Sensor so you're good if you Dual Mag your AR and go crazy. But Scavenger would also be suitable because let's be real, who's leaving the camp spot to get more ammo? Not this guy. Steady Aim or Sleight of Hand would be a suitable Perk 2. You can hip fire till you go retarded with Steady Aim, and that just makes you more lethal in your camp spot. But the SoH will essentially make sure there's not ime you're caught with your pants down reloading. As far as Perk 3 goes I'd go with Ninja or Tactical Mask Pro. With Ninja Pro you're going to hear these poor saps coming a mile away and that'll give you the sound whore advantage. Tactical Mask Pro will ensure that the ensuing flash and stuns when they catch on will never force you change your tactics or hide behind something while you recover. I hope you make the most of your camping tactics and get many killstreaks and a high k/d.

CJ: Spot Reserved
Facking poosy

JimmyBimmy: Spot Reserved
Dat strong ass mofugga that can squat.

PLANETGETLOW: Weenie.
The grandfather of S&T

[user110]

Couldn't think of a better title?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=146491633

[squirrell751]

[Dylan15]

Couldn't think of a better title?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=146491633

Trying to steal my shine bro? </3 Idc which one goes. <3

[AppleCat]

In! This game is going to be awesome!

[user110]

Trying to steal my shine bro? </3 Idc which one goes. <3

mine is good to go, yours already has the copy pasta set!

So when do these games come out?

[ChaseW]

I declare this to be the official official mw3 blops thread. Menjay approved.

[WWUCasey]

anabolic alcoholics fits me perfectly sap!

[AppleCat]

anabolic alcoholics fits me perfectly sap!

Mass building with muffins is stretching the term 'anabolic'.

PS - picking up some dark brews at the store for tonight. To hell with sobriety. Will be sending texts for recommendations

[Dylan15]

Wanted to do thread title Alcoholics and Anabolics but figured thread may get closed if I put that. :/ lol.

[ChaseW]

[PatrickBateman1]

Not even one mention of dreday? Phuck you dolan.

[Dylan15]

Not even one mention of dreday? Phuck you dolan.

Gimme a quote to put in the OP.

[AppleCat]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post738595333





A good one^^^. Not his soliloquy on motion sensor theory, but I'll find it.



Edit: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post640806463

Not sure if this is it, but it's all I had ...

Cliffs at bottom

Blindly rushing is what used to get me killed all the time. I'd time my sprint to carry me around a corner, when the better idea was using the sprint to get me to the corner, and then ADS while coming around.

The Spy Plane is your best friend. While there's technically nothing wrong with running a 8/9/11 streak, I personally feel that it puts too much emphasis on being a kill whore over benefiting the entire team. Sure, the Blackbird helps tons, but alot of the time for me, it's the Spy Planes that really jumpstart the streak. And unless you have a blazing hot start, it takes time to get 8 kills, which in turn leads to more potential buzzkills for everyone (and yourself). The idea for me usually is that someone gets a Spy Plane, and someone uses it to get another, until eventually someone gets the Blackbird. But, if you have like 3 people running Spy Planes it's almost going to be a waste to have 4 doing so, so I'm all for the 8/9/11'ers when that happens.

I sometimes stack the Spy Planes too. You get one, and aim for getting to 5 kills before using it. If you're playing against no Ghosts, or maybe even 1 or 2 Ghosts, you can usually pull off 3 kills in 30 seconds. But I'll stack them if I get to 3 and die. You get another one (or drop it at 2 kills even), and then you get Spy Plane for a minute. You get the idea from here. Counters work decent, but it seems that alot of people will actually take the time to shoot those down, as opposed to letting normal Planes run their time.

Be a strategic camper. You kill the same person more than once, and you need to either pick a new spot, or at least a new corner. It's way too easy to get comfortable in one spot when you kill a couple, and then rage when that Semtex lands at your feet and buzzkills you. That goes for using Sensors too. Don't place the Sensor 2 feet from you, because you won't get the full benefit of it. Place it far enough away to still show on the radar, and use it to watch your back while you hold down the front. If it's far away enough you can setup for the guy coming when you see the sensor pick him up.

Try to play the anticipation game. Try not to focus on just what you're doing, but also try to think of how you'd play it if you were on the other side. Playing Dom on Launch for example. Most people will either take A or C, but what I like to do is head straight for B, and start cooking the frag to hit up guys thinking the same thing. Sometimes you're going to get bested, like when you get hit with the really good flashes, but alot of the time if you try to wait for the enemy to get into your comfort zone, you'll almost always win the gun battle.

And don't bother drop shotting or jump shotting (hopping around a corner to try to get the jump on someone) if you're not used to it. I rarely drop shot, simply due to the fact that you've got to work the right stick, B to lay down, LT to be ADS and then RT to be shooting. That's doing too much most of the time, and unless you're hip firing I find it usually to be more detrimental. Jump shotting is a little easier, but the difficulty is adjusting the aim on the fly when you're airborne. Alot of the time the better tactic is to just lay down around the corner and wait for the guy to come to you, because most of them will.

I'd also say to try to consider your weapon range when engaging. A SMG is probably going to lose long range, so I try to use cover to get closer to the target before engaging. A LMG has the damage, but most are difficult to spray with at a distance, so learning to pump the trigger will usually help. Then your ARs are your middle of the bunch, all around guns, so there's not much need to adjust when using them and you can usually engage under any circumstance.

Also, a huge problem people make is shooting someone they can't kill. You shoot a guy and get a piece of him, and he's going to know you're coming. Then you run the risk of falling into his trap. Instead, if I'm not 90% sure he's going to die, I'm not even going to shoot him. If I do get a piece of him and he gets away, I rarely chase him. You let it go, break off a different way and forget about it.

And when all else fails, the best "tryhard" class I can think of is a suppressed weapon, Ghost and SoH Pro.

inb4 tl:dr

Cliffs:
- Don't sprint around corners
- Use Spy Planes
- Don't camp the same spot
- Anticipate the enemy moves
- Don't bother drop/jump shotting
- Consider your weapon's range before engaging
- Don't shoot a guy you can't kill
- Tryhard class is Ghost/SoH/Suppressor

Edit: On a positive (no HIV) note, I decided to put that alcohol-free streak to an end. Dylan had to post the A-Team picture, and Casey just got me too moist thinking about stouts and ales....





Tonight sho am gon be good

[FieryTulip]

I'm here!!!!

Holy hell, I drank sooo much last night. I tried to play a few games of MW3 and it was just plain embarrassing. I think I went 3 -17 in both games. I also think my friends were getting annoyed having to carry my ass in those games. I then tried to play GH World Tour and my husband laughed at me the entire time. Couldn't even play on easy.

Hey, I don't have a hangover

AND I didn't break any toes.

Oh look, its 5:09. Time to open a beer.

Happy drinking y'all !!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChaseW]

^^are you deviant motive or something like that?

Not joining in on the drinking but I will get super baked and try to learn bf3....Shirley this will end well.

[Dylan15]

Edit: On a positive (no HIV) note, I decided to put that alcohol-free streak to an end. Dylan had to post the A-Team picture, and Casey just got me too moist thinking about stouts and ales....
[img]http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l483/gapplegate1/b8b61056.jpg[img]
Tonight sho am gon be good

Is that a brown sugar or apple cinnamon candle? And vanilla candle? Me gusta.

[FieryTulip]

yup

I created this account because when I changed my username a long time ago, it fuked up that account. I couldn't access certain things. bb.com said it was a glitch & they couldn't fix it. I got tired of it & just started over.

[AppleCat]

Is that a brown sugar or apple cinnamon candle? And vanilla candle? Me gusta.

Pumpkin spice and French vanilla - also rock vanilla plug ins. Candles habit arose back from college girl... That and the first pics Casey ever posted of his rape station set up

[Dylan15]

Pumpkin spice and French vanilla - also rock vanilla plug ins. Candles habit arose back from college girl... That and the first pics Casey ever posted of his rape station set up

I like candles too, but why they so 'spensive?

[FieryTulip]

You should try Scentchips. They are expensive but they smell better than anything I've ever smelled. The scents are the closest smell to the real thing. I use tea lights and a warmer and yum. My favorite scent is Starbux. Smells just like Starbucks. Warm, coffee scent. I don't know if they still sell it. I haven't bought any in 2 years since I still have a couple of boxes.

Just checked, they still sell Starbux. I need more. Must buy...

Oh, Creamy Latte and Sugar Cookie is awesome.

[PatrickBateman1]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post738595333


[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/x43tkn.jpg[img]


A good one^^^. Not his soliloquy on motion sensor theory, but I'll find it.



Edit: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...#post640806463

Not sure if this is it, but it's all I had ...





Edit: On a positive (no HIV) note, I decided to put that alcohol-free streak to an end. Dylan had to post the A-Team picture, and Casey just got me too moist thinking about stouts and ales....


[img]http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l483/gapplegate1/b8b61056.jpg[img]


Tonight sho am gon be good

Awwwwww yea!

[craig84]

in on this!!!

cannot wait for the hc modes. they are supposedly taking out death streaks and in hc mode they are taking out all launcher of any kind except vehicle lock only.

hope there is none of that sliding across the ground when getting into the prone crap

[Dylan15]

Can you guys do me a favor and 'Like' this post? https://www.********.com/InfiniteLab...65113590255287

Infinite Labs is giving away free stuff.



Give me a link to yours and I'll like it as well. Let's all get some free ish. Here's the main thread where everyone is exchanging votes.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=146489823

Oh, and Dre, I added you to the OP. <3

[ChaseW]

in on this!!!

cannot wait for the hc modes. they are supposedly taking out death streaks and in hc mode they are taking out all launcher of any kind except vehicle lock only.

hope there is none of that sliding across the ground when getting into the prone crap

Watchout your comments bro^^ dolphin diving is the tits

[craig84]

sorry i would like but no ********^^^

black ops 2 news (since i am the only person that posts anything pertaining to cod)

-trent resner is composing the theme song
-pre-order bonus is nuketown 2025

[WWUCasey]

nuketown 2025? oh god yes.

that **** is the de_dust2 of cod.

[Dylan15]

Also for those that don't know. On the 18th, Terminal is being given out for free in MW3.

[jimmybimmy]

In on first page.

Inb4 this post shows up on second page in 5 mins.

[PatrickBateman1]

Also for those that don't know. On the 18th, Terminal is being given out for free in MW3.

Oh fuuuuuuuck yeah! I miss those MW2 maps.


And IW releasing something for free? Skeptical hippo will be skeptical until it happens.