i made a POF account with a jacked shredded miscers pics and got a hot asian to talk to me
i got her phone number 3weeks ago and ive talked to her on the phone for like 2 hours every other day (no phone sex) just random chit chat i didnt try to make it sexual at all just talking about work or what our hobbies are (lol i said shieet like i enjoy lifting lots of weights which i do and that im thinking of becomming a male stripper which i am i mean theres some fat male stripper sright. but she didnt know that rofl)
god dayum i wonder if this could work............. i wonder what my gameplan should be
honestly im thinking i should flake on her in 5days, then if she blows up my phone sending me text messages, i can call her up and tell her "listen i have to tell you something the truth is i actually was using fake pictures and in real life im pretty ugly. if you want my real pictures i can give them to you otherwise i understand if you dont wanna talk to me anymore. but for what its worth i think your a really sweet girl and you seem really cool and down to earth i dont think i deserve a girl like you"
damn misc i might finally get to lose my virginity. this shieeet might work i mean maybe in her subconscious shes attracted to my "personality" now so once i reveal im ugly she wont care?
i can only hope...
pic she sent me
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07-13-2012, 11:43 PM #1Banned
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meeting hot asian from POF in 5days... but i used fake pics
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07-13-2012, 11:46 PM #3Banned
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i guess on the bright side, in this whole experience i can feel like i have just reseived free phone-conversations with an attractive female that many companies charge 100 dollars an hour for and i got like 2,000 dollars worth for free
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07-13-2012, 11:47 PM #4Huh?
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lol
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07-13-2012, 11:47 PM #5Registered Amuser
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inb4 rape
Which pics did you use?On a blood and guts quest for 100k ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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07-13-2012, 11:48 PM #6Banned
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Why do I feel like I've seen this thread before?
Because I have.
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07-13-2012, 11:48 PM #7ya boy kane
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You are the definition of a beta *******
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07-13-2012, 11:48 PM #8Registered User
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Originally Posted by taketobreak
HAHAHAHAHAH you're so ****ed bro. She is expecting some ripped aesthetic kunt but instead your phat ass is gonna show up. She's gonna think it's a prank and she's gonna be pissed.
Plus that phone conversation, nothing sexual? You talked to her like a friend, welcome to the friend zone *******.
She put up with your ****gy conversation because she thought you were aesthetic but some fat **** that puts himself in the friendzone has no chance
HAHAHAH*shorter than younger brother crew*
*too cool for school crew*
*molested as a child crew*
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07-13-2012, 11:49 PM #9Registered User
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not sure if troll thread or srs
Raise ya glass.. Lets toast to when we didn't have.. Hustle + Muscle = success... I did the math...
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07-13-2012, 11:49 PM #10Registered User
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Why...? just why?
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07-13-2012, 11:49 PM #11
moar pics needed
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07-13-2012, 11:49 PM #12Registered User
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Lmao!
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07-13-2012, 11:49 PM #13Boxer/Wrestling
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I don't like POF.
Viewed who viewed me, and it was just a bunch of black fat girls...Stream dat der FFXIV, watch me be a noob.
http://www.twitch.tv/dawndawg
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07-13-2012, 11:49 PM #14
damn op, tell her your currently on a bulk
lolOriginally Posted by quickcummer
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07-13-2012, 11:50 PM #15Registered Brah
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lmaooo 5 star thread.
go get that asian poon brah i believe in you**Home Ice Baths Crew Wim Hof Style**
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07-13-2012, 11:50 PM #16Banned
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srs thread. i truly am this patheticOriginally Posted by Fokized
i promise i will update the misc on whatever happens
the truth shall occur 5days from now
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07-13-2012, 11:50 PM #17Registered User
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subbing to a thread that i'm sure will be deleted when i wake up tomrrow anyway.
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07-13-2012, 11:50 PM #18Banned
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pls tell me this is a roll bread. if not i shed a tear for you my man.Originally Posted by taketobreak
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07-13-2012, 11:50 PM #19'Dis Sho' Am Good
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Lol.
Somewhere on a female forum, some whale made this same thread.
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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett
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07-13-2012, 11:50 PM #20
Im gonna laugh so hard if it turns out she also used fake pics
lmao
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07-13-2012, 11:51 PM #21ΦΑ brothers
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ohhhh man lol. You'll both see each other and realize you are both phoniesss
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475/305/585
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07-13-2012, 11:51 PM #22Banned
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ok people the pic i posted was not her but i promise im telling the truth
she looks sorta like that
the reason i used a fake pic is because i dont want anyone using tineye.com to reverse search her real pictures and message her real POF account
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07-13-2012, 11:51 PM #23Registered User
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1st of all welcome back boner
2nd you goofed boner, not gonna hit it unless the stars align
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07-13-2012, 11:51 PM #24Registered User
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watch her be some fat white weeaboo anime girl pretending to be asian
*shorter than younger brother crew*
*too cool for school crew*
*molested as a child crew*
*want to get laid but too physically weak to rape crew*
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07-13-2012, 11:51 PM #25Das not it mane
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IN. Good luck OP
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07-13-2012, 11:53 PM #26part time sasquatch
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inb4 you both used fake pics
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07-13-2012, 11:53 PM #27Banned
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Aw bro you're the biggest frauding ******* ever. Not only did you lie to her, but you lied to the MISC! That is far worse... *******.
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07-13-2012, 11:53 PM #28Easy Breezy Beautiful
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OP when are you going to make more videos?
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07-13-2012, 11:53 PM #29'Dis Sho' Am Good
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Originally Posted by taketobreak
Strong covering-up OP.Originally Posted by taketobreak
*Misc Photography Crew*
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett
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07-13-2012, 11:54 PM #30Registered User
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Originally Posted by taketobreak
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