Mistakes you've made during sex

[NOLA27]

That were a complete accident, or sounded like a good idea at the time. Share your stories misc brotherin.

[gmenfan40]

Condom broke twice, while i was drunk as sh!t. Was wondering what the sharp feeling was when i was fukking. I pulled out, and see the condom is ripped, with blood on my dick. (srs) I freaked out, and just stopped having sex.

[dash_riprock]

fukd a girl with a yeast infection, smells and looks like some serious nastiness.

[adang92]

fukd a girl with a yeast infection, smells and looks like some serious nastiness.

groce almost puked my breakfast out ololol

[Fortitudo]

I pulled her hair during doggy.
The bish went crazy.

[proudmanlet]

it was lower than I thought

Also going in too deep often first few times sexing til I learned better how to control using my length

[Octium]

I pulled her hair during doggy.
The bish went crazy.

lolol grab from the base son

[guffstar]

jelly'd my thumb up her rusty balloon knot while doggy scrambling. she barked "are you effing kidding me???"

so i said, youre in my world now grandma!

[MissChill]

Taking moaning literally. The ceiling needs replastering. The light shade needs changing. I wish you'd hurry up. These things

[TeddySchorr]

- licked girl's armpit, she freaked out b/c she didn't shave
- the taste was weird, like very salty, not mentioning the stench
- using the tip of my tongue to poke her nostrils, it kinda stopped her, she just froze for like 20 sec

[JakesOnYouBrahh]

last week I had a chick in bed after a bonfire, when I finally got down to business I finished in like 30 seconds flat because she gave me a horrible hayjay to penetration ratio..

strokin' it for like 45 minutes and I'm bertstaring her the whole time.. like u serious? what are we 12? I can do that sh*t myself bro.

anyway, so I pretended the condom ripped or something and I was like, oh.. sh*t brb let me investigate the situation further, waddled into the bathroom, took the condom off and hid it in an empty nesquik chocolate milk bottle.. can you really flush those things down the toilet? Idk

[NKWulf]

called her mom.......


my sister was pissed.

[kodiak6]

didn't put enough chloroform on the rag

[mikehunt90]

dug my arm into her thigh while i was thrusting with the force of 1000 greek gods then shes like " stop ur hurting me " lmao

[McTom15]

called her mom.......


my sister was pissed.

Lolololol

Take my measlies. Hahahaha

[talik]

Doing the 69 after a lomg clubbing. I smelled ass lol

[NOLA27]

i pulled her hair during doggy.
The bish went crazy.

lmao!!!!!

[mmaoz]

smashed ex gf for a couple hours one night, decided to finish on her face, obviously smashing for that long creates a bit of pressure, missed her and ****ing covered the wall 3 metres away.

its such a cold feeling cleaning your own cum off the wall in darkness

[juniorso]

Tried to fukc my girl standing up. She had a leg on the floor and one on a small table, then I realized that shes taller than me and I couldn't reach. Felt stupid.

[blink702]

eating a girl out on halloween, she was so into and drunk she moved suddenly and her p lip went in my teeth like floss and ripped a dime sized peice off, she said ow...i spit it out and kept going, lil blood but was weird none the less.

[Liam888]

I'd love ti share some funny things but urrmm still waiting for the sex...

[Sapporo]

These two things looked like a good idea while having sex in the shower:

- Hid a carton of vanilla pudding (1 Liter) in bathroom. She was leaning against the wall and i was banging her from behind, so she couldn't see me. At some point i opened the carton and emptied it on her head. She was like: Wtf is that? But then proceeded to swipe some of the pudding off her head and threw it in my face.

- Was about to have sex, but she was just washing herself a bit. I was standing next to her and peed on her leg. She didn't notice it, but i had to laugh so she found out. Then she wanted to get even, so she made me lie down and peed on my penor.

[Peoboe]

Ate her out when she was on her period. Tasted like I was chewing on rusted pennies.

[CheeseSteak]

asked her where her sister was. bad idea

[gingersliftto]

Condom broke twice, while i was drunk as sh!t. Was wondering what the sharp feeling was when i was fukking. I pulled out, and see the condom is ripped, with blood on my dick. (srs) I freaked out, and just stopped having sex.

what a good anti rape tactic... girls should start putting daggers in their snatch

[bzman]

ex gf was going down on me, seinfeld was playing int he background. They are talking about Damian from the movie "Omen," Kramer says nothing was wrong with the kid he was just a rambunctious child. For some reason it got to me and I burst out laughing. Ex gf was mad I wasnt paying attention to her

[J1992]

Trying to carry a thick chick while fking(like you see in the pornos) when I was still a 145-150 twig like some years ago....

End up busting my ass lol.

[efoi]

its such a cold feeling cleaning your own cum off the wall in darkness

****ing lol

[CannibalJester]

Ate her out when she was on her period. Tasted like I was chewing on rusted pennies.

youre freaking disgusting

[Workout4ever]

don't stick it in there!