Conditions:
- If you agree to it in this thread then you are magically transported to a cage (30'^3) which contains an enraged adult chimpanzee (150 lbs).
- You are given a 6 inch sharpened hunting knife.
- At any point you can back out of the match, but if you do then you will owe the organizer $100,000. If you back out of the match at a point where you've sustained serious injury then medical care will be free.
- If you manage to kill the chimpanzee then you will receive $1,000,000,000 & prompt medical care.
- If the chimpanzee renders you unconscious or is about to strike a death blow or you are about to die from blood loss then the match will be stopped immediately and you'll be given free medical care so that you won't die; but you'll have to live on afterwards with whatever mutilation/disfigurement/dismemberment that you suffered without any compensation.
Would you accept?
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Keep in mind that chimps are dirty fighters who will pull and bite off genitals, eyes, ears, noses, fingers. If you fail then it's basically a given that you'll be tortured beyond comprehension and your body and face will be mutilated and rearranged.
Pic of a chimp since the misc likes pics:
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View Poll Results: Would you accept this match?
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Nah
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06-30-2012, 08:14 AM #1
Would you fight an adult chimpanzee armed with nothing but a knife for a billion?
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06-30-2012, 08:18 AM #9
everyone should be aware of this http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=146108803 before voting
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06-30-2012, 08:18 AM #10
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06-30-2012, 08:25 AM #17
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06-30-2012, 08:27 AM #18
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06-30-2012, 08:31 AM #19
Lol at everyone saying chimps are "so strong"
It's because you fuking pussies don't know how to utilize the maximum amount of strength you have
In Human Society we are literally taught to kind of hold back, a lot of you underestimate how strong you can be.
What do these guys do? Well Gorillas are just animals, brb deadlifting 6,000lbs but Chimpanzees? They just know how to fukin fight and survive, they use their strength as much as they can
With that being said: A Human Male benching tree fiddy and squatting and deadlifting 500 would tear apart a 150lb chimpanzee.
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06-30-2012, 08:31 AM #20
if i can outreach it i can slash it's throat, eyes etc
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06-30-2012, 08:33 AM #21
so suffer permanent physical damage to an unknown degree for a billion? no thanks money cant replace brain damage, blindness, neck/back injury etc
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reps on sight- shamilcub
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06-30-2012, 08:33 AM #22
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06-30-2012, 08:34 AM #23
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"Bauman took his study on the road, attempting tests at the Philadelphia Zoo and making inquiries as far afield as Chicago and Cincinnati. In 1926, he returned to the Bronx Zoo, successfully testing the largest chimpanzee then in captivity. That animal, named Boma, pulled 847 pounds one-handed."
"The apes were less-than-willing participants in the study. They were more apt to tear apart the shiny dynamometer than pull on it, and, unless the ape had a "distinctly vicious disposition," she was unlikely to approach the experimental task with much vigor. Bauman managed to rig his device outside the cage, feeding in a rope for the apes to work on. Then, amazingly, one of the Bronx chimpanzees—a former circus ape named Suzette—managed to pull 1,260 pounds."
brb average untrained chimps can deadlift 1260 with two hands and 847 one handed
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06-30-2012, 08:35 AM #24
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06-30-2012, 08:36 AM #25
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A billion could buy me a sports team. Yes, of course I would chance it.
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06-30-2012, 08:38 AM #26
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06-30-2012, 08:38 AM #27
Ben Cochrum 1922
Manitoba. North of Fisher river on Lake Winnipeg. The victim's bones were found among the remains of 11 wolves. Seven had been shot and four had been clubbed to death. Only after his rifle stock was smashed did the trapper apparently cease to fight and succumb to the wolf pack.
humans > apes
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