RH Chat 18: *SoClose* We survived 2007...

[Navillus13]

I apparently have to go for one 2.5-3 hour consultation to see if I'm eligible, and to get pricing if I am.

Afterwards, it's apparently as easy as booking the appointment, going in, having the surgery, wearing pirate patches for 4 hours + during the night for a week, then going back to life as normal



http://sleepyti.me

pirate patches? lol

I was drivin home with some dark sunglasses.. but just closed my eyes the whole time. Go home, sleep it off and sleep all night wearing goggles so you dont inadvertently rub your eyes... sleep with goggles on at night for a week and take like 20 eye drops a day for a month. then done.

[bitty_bish]

hai!

[hublife]

hai!

Hai boo!!!!

Last night I was trained by UFC fighter Ryan Bader in my boxing class. Thought that was pretty awesome.



I hope you're all doing well. I sleep on average 7 hours/night. Don't feel like I need more than that. I also have gotten back to falling asleep within 15 minutes of lying down and haven't had any issues with staying asleep.

feelsgoodman.jpg

considering when I was "stressing" I couldn't sleep for sh!t, this is a welcome change.

[HeBrewHammah]

I told a girl I wanted nothing to do with her in any way more than an acquaintance and for some god forsaken reason she keeps asking me to hang out with her. I'm trying to not be jerk, lol, but I'm getting to that point again...



BRB, pet rock died. Can't hang out.

[spectre86]

This.

Also.... you guys and your not sleeping.... yeah "I'll sleep when I'm dead" sounds very cool and all.... until you're dead at age 45. : |

Sleep becomes even MORE important when you're lifting. Shortchanging yourselves on that is silly IMO.

You don't have to lay in bed for 16hrs/day.... but getting a solid 8 is something to strive for.

huge problem for me. i swear im part vampire. im always up till 12:30-1am during the week. I average 5 hours.

cutler sleeps 4 hours a night...

yes he's on super duper supps but still...

lol... thats the reason he only gets 4 hours. im amazed he gets that much sleep on the amount of creatine he takes.

hell sometimes i dont even get a solid night sleep. ill wake up ever 2 ish hours.

i think the logic behind sleep is that it keeps u anabolic because of the increase in protein synthesis and metabolism in your sleep.. making you "anabolic".. if you ae on juice your technically anabolic when you are awake as well, probably why he doesnt need much sleep.

though, 4 hours of sleep cant really be healthy no matter how u turn it.

well said. although I dont think his 4 hours of sleep is his choice. lol

[kickblake]

lol... thats the reason he only gets 4 hours. im amazed he gets that much sleep on the amount of creatine he takes.

hell sometimes i dont even get a solid night sleep. ill wake up ever 2 ish hours.

You playin dat dere trenbone? Its a tough instrument.

[Navillus13]

Hai boo!!!!

Last night I was trained by UFC fighter Ryan Bader in my boxing class. Thought that was pretty awesome.

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I hope you're all doing well. I sleep on average 7 hours/night. Don't feel like I need more than that. I also have gotten back to falling asleep within 15 minutes of lying down and haven't had any issues with staying asleep.

feelsgoodman.jpg

considering when I was "stressing" I couldn't sleep for sh!t, this is a welcome change.

I can only sleep after rigorous sports or gym time... and usually its RIGHT after. I dunno how people work out in the morning.. im so drained after i do anything.

[HeBrewHammah]

I can only sleep after rigorous sports or gym time... and usually its RIGHT after. I dunno how people work out in the morning.. im so drained after i do anything.

Age: 31

Time to hang it up brah. Can I have your supps?

[Navillus13]

Age: 31

Time to hang it up brah. Can I have your supps?

The day I can't walk anymore is the day i hang it up. I'm drained cuz i give 15000%!!!!!!!!! COMEEE AT MEEE

[jamestown0101]

I told a girl I wanted nothing to do with her in any way more than an acquaintance and for some god forsaken reason she keeps asking me to hang out with her. I'm trying to not be jerk, lol, but I'm getting to that point again...



BRB, pet rock died. Can't hang out.

Not sure if cereal?

I troll the **** out of skanks, disregard, and they start blowing up my phone again. Some women have a daddy issue and a **** load of insecurities going on. Some sort of twisted infatuation with being treated like ****.

If you really want to get rid of her, totally freeze her dumb ass out as in, bish is dead to you. She'll take a hint. You could be extremely ruthless and some of these sloots will come back for more and more.

I can only sleep after rigorous sports or gym time... and usually its RIGHT after. I dunno how people work out in the morning.. im so drained after i do anything.

Broheem, I workout when ever possible. I couldn't give a **** either way. If my schedule changes as it has in the past, I start earlier, I am in the gym at 5am. If its a early day or business meeting, I am fine with a late workout but, too late, its a pain in the ass. I find sometimes, if I workout, have a heavy lift day, despite feeling extremely exhausted after, I am almost over tired, and I don't sleep as quickly as I would have expected. Its kind of ****ed up.

i think the logic behind sleep is that it keeps u anabolic because of the increase in protein synthesis and metabolism in your sleep.. making you "anabolic".. if you ae on juice your technically anabolic when you are awake as well, probably why he doesnt need much sleep.

though, 4 hours of sleep cant really be healthy no matter how u turn it.

Interesting. I cannot imagine that much sleep being healthy but, on keto, I practically slept nonstop. I thought I was getting sick or something. Apparently not.

A buddy of mine that I train with is apparently going on the bike. He gave me a open ended invitation to join him.



How yall doing in here?

[hublife]

Not sure if cereal?

I troll the **** out of skanks, disregard, and they start blowing up my phone again. Some women have a daddy issue and a **** load of insecurities going on. Some sort of twisted infatuation with being treated like ****.

If you really want to get rid of her, totally freeze her dumb ass out as in, bish is dead to you. She'll take a hint. You could be extremely ruthless and some of these sloots will come back for more and more.

Bro... what is with you constantly telling everyone to waste their time "trolling" women/men whatever? I get that it's something that YOU enjoy doing. But don't you feel like it's the biggest most pointless form of mental masturbation???? Wouldn't you rather just be like "gee... this chick is a flake and a liar. Next" And then promptly delete her number and move forward?

Just seems kind of juvenile TBH

[jamestown0101]

Bro... what is with you constantly telling everyone to waste their time "trolling" women/men whatever? I get that it's something that YOU enjoy doing. But don't you feel like it's the biggest most pointless form of mental masturbation???? Wouldn't you rather just be like "gee... this chick is a flake and a liar. Next" And then promptly delete her number and move forward?

Just seems kind of juvenile TBH

If all things being equal broheem, my behavior could be considered juvenile however, would you not say the same for flaking, making up lame excuses, taking hours not to respond and or trying to wheel guys via text in front of you?

All the above imo warrants trolling the **** out of them and I act accordingly. Most importantly, i find it funny so, there we have it.

One bish I ****ed the same week she said she hated me. I never called her. She bugged me to hang out and I didn't care. I finally told her to come pick me up, she did, and then, she tried wheeling guys via text. I order the most expensive wine, finished my steak, and I dine and dashed on her, full blown donuts in the parking lot before doing a burn out. You can imagine the funny angry text message she sent. I guess she'll think about that the next time she tries that **** on a man.

Another bish went hours, 3 to be exact before responding, and she only responded accidentally talking about her home work. She then has the audacity to text me during my dad's family birthday dinner that I should pick her up when we hangout.

Is this real life right now?

I left her hanging when the time came and i didn't even reply. Left her thinking I was coming before standing her up!



Real talk, if you look this good, you always have options pending you avoid complacency, mediocrity, and amateur hour. If a bish gets the **** out of line, I am there to set her straight and troll hard before disregarding. Maturity is not my strongest point but as the girls would say, I am easy on the eyes. feelsgoodman.jpg

btw you could imagine what people would think of me business wise? I pretty much take a business cut throat approach to women and relationships.

Hai boo!!!!

Last night I was trained by UFC fighter Ryan Bader in my boxing class. Thought that was pretty awesome.

That is pretty sick man. Where do you do boxing? I would still be careful though. You did see Bader's most recent fight right?



Still pretty sick though brah!

[hublife]

If all things being equal broheem, my behavior could be considered juvenile however, would you not say the same for flaking, making up lame excuses, taking hours not to respond and or trying to wheel guys via text in front of you?

All the above imo warrants trolling the **** out of them and I act accordingly. Most importantly, i find it funny so, there we have it.

One bish I ****ed the same week she said she hated me. I never called her. She bugged me to hang out and I didn't care. I finally told her to come pick me up, she did, and then, she tried wheeling guys via text. I order the most expensive wine, finished my steak, and I dine and dashed on her, full blown donuts in the parking lot before doing a burn out. You can imagine the funny angry text message she sent. I guess she'll think about that the next time she tries that **** on a man.

Another bish went hours, 3 to be exact before responding, and she only responded accidentally talking about her home work. She then has the audacity to text me during my dad's family birthday dinner that I should pick her up when we hangout.

Is this real life right now?

I left her hanging when the time came and i didn't even reply. Left her thinking I was coming before standing her up!

Real talk, if you look this good, you always have options pending you avoid complacency, mediocrity, and amateur hour. If a bish gets the **** out of line, I am there to set her straight and troll hard before disregarding. Maturity is not my strongest point but as the girls would say, I am easy on the eyes. feelsgoodman.jpg



That is pretty sick man. Where do you do boxing? I would still be careful though. You did see Bader's most recent fight right?

Still pretty sick though,

A simple yes would have sufficed. Basically, you LOVE to see the worst in women. The irony is that I think you would be legit disappointed if you ever actually met/dated a "quality" female. I think that you bide your time WAITING for a chance to pounce and say "See! I knew you were just like all of the rest!" Thus you can keep ALL of "them" at arms length, continue to reinforce that "they're all horrible so I mine as well troll them and not actually get close" and then that way you can never be "hurt" because you've already decided on the outcome before the game has even begun.

Seems like a complete farce and a great way to be completely full of sh!t.

[poolshark472]

pirate patches? lol

I was drivin home with some dark sunglasses.. but just closed my eyes the whole time. Go home, sleep it off and sleep all night wearing goggles so you dont inadvertently rub your eyes... sleep with goggles on at night for a week and take like 20 eye drops a day for a month. then done.

how is your vision and how old were you when you had the surgery?

i had lasik done five years ago at age 20 and i have definitely noticed regression in at least one eye in the last year or so. want to go back for touch-up surgery but am kind of scared sh!tless to have that flap opened again.

[jamestown0101]

A simple yes would have sufficed. Basically, you LOVE to see the worst in women. The irony is that I think you would be legit disappointed if you ever actually met/dated a "quality" female. I think that you bide your time WAITING for a chance to pounce and say "See! I knew you were just like all of the rest!" Thus you can keep ALL of "them" at arms length, continue to reinforce that "they're all horrible so I mine as well troll them and not actually get close" and then that way you can never be "hurt" because you've already decided on the outcome before the game has even begun.

Seems like a complete farce and a great way to be completely full of sh!t.

The gf is as you say a "quality woman" and she earned her spot in a open relationship. Its been over 8months. She is free to do what she likes but, she has not done so or contradicted the "wife material" speech. I just do not believe in monogamy or marriage since its not in our nature. There are select few who can commit, can follow monogamy and though it is not in our nature, they can be true to their man.

3% of the 4000 mammals are monogamous, chimps being our closest evolutionary relative, and the female chimps shun monogamy. Classic! http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=148062003

Not necessarily that I love to see the worst in women. I just get a kick out of female contradictions with the things they say vs what they do. Most *******s get their jimmies rustled. I put bishes in check and if its not this girl or the gf or some bish leaves, I am not going to sweat it. I got no kids. I have my own house, own car, no desire for expensive roommates or paying for sex essentially what monogamy and marriage amount too. I am in my prime broheem.

There maybe a chance that there is some truth in bold. Age 27, 28 in Jan next year. I have been around the block. I would say a handful or so have been worthy like the gf but, i wont compromise my code of conduct and ethics for a woman.

Have I been in love? Sure bro. That doesn't make a man weak or gay. Its pathetic if a man needs to be that ******* that has to verbalize that **** all the time and be needy as ****. The truth is that, I have never loved a woman more then I love myself. 100% CEREAL


The more interesting thing is that, the group I roll with is just as every bit as outrageous and rediculous as myself if not more so and some of them are engaged, some have been married and it didn't work out, and others are open to it. People grow up. I may too but, I have my doubts to be a hundred percent honest with you. I don't believe in happy endings. That **** sells in hollywood. Its not real life.

The women I have been close with int he past, some of whom I am still friends with to date but, its just not right or we had our time together, and now we smash other people. Its just a way of life. I am okay with that. Now, there is the few like MRS JFK who will walk through a possible **** storm of gun fire to put her man back together.

In this day and age, most women are on the next dick even before the man is buried.



Respect @ Mrs JFK &&& any woman that is this ****ing dedicated to their man! real talk!

[hublife]

That is pretty sick man. Where do you do boxing? I would still be careful though. You did see Bader's most recent fight right?

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Power MMA and Fitness (Bader's gym)...

It's funny you mention his last fight. I didn't watch it but last night in class he was teaching that EXACT punch he was throwing in that gif and I was thinking "This would be a really way to get knocked out"... Then I see your gif and "BAM!" it all makes sense. LOL!

The gf is as you say a "quality woman" and she earned her spot in a open relationship. Its been over 8months. She is free to do what she likes but, she has not done so or contradicted the "wife material" speech. I just do not believe in monogamy or marriage since its not in our nature. There are select few who can commit, can follow monogamy and though it is not in our nature, they can be true to their man.

3% of the 4000 mammals are monogamous, chimps being our closest evolutionary relative, and the female chimps shun monogamy. Classic! http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=148062003

Not necessarily that I love to see the worst in women. I just get a kick out of female contradictions with the things they say vs what they do. Most *******s get their jimmies rustled. I put bishes in check and if its not this girl or the gf or some bish leaves, I am not going to sweat it. I got no kids. I have my own house, own car, no desire for expensive roommates or paying for sex essentially what monogamy and marriage amount too. I am in my prime broheem.

There maybe a chance that there is some truth in bold. Age 27, 28 in Jan next year. I have been around the block. I would say a handful or so have been worthy like the gf but, i wont compromise my code of conduct and ethics for a woman.

Have I been in love? Sure bro. That doesn't make a man weak or gay. Its pathetic if a man needs to be that ******* that has to verbalize that **** all the time and be needy as ****. The truth is that, I have never loved a woman more then I love myself. 100% CEREAL


The more interesting thing is that, the group I roll with is just as every bit as outrageous and rediculous as myself if not more so and some of them are engaged, some have been married and it didn't work out, and others are open to it. People grow up. I may too but, I have my doubts to be a hundred percent honest with you. I don't believe in happy endings. That **** sells in hollywood. Its not real life.

The women I have been close with int he past, some of whom I am still friends with to date but, its just not right or we had our time together, and now we smash other people. Its just a way of life. I am okay with that. Now, there is the few like MRS JFK who will walk through a possible **** storm of gun fire to put her man back together.

In this day and age, most women are on the next dick even before the man is buried.



Respect @ Mrs JFK &&& any woman that is this ****ing dedicated to their man! real talk!

Fair enough. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

[HeBrewHammah]

Have I been in love? Sure bro

/respect.



lawls


That's it JT, you are now officially a sappy homosexual man. I cannot UNsee what I did....you had me going....

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

Sup

I should be in bed, its 12.32am. We were so unlucky at the quiz tonight. Came 2nd in all the rounds except the 2 we won - but we tied and then we lost both on the tie breaker. Sucky

Still, came home and sexted a bit so that made the evening more fun!

[Thy_Kingdom]

Sup

I should be in bed, its 12.32am. We were so unlucky at the quiz tonight. Came 2nd in all the rounds except the 2 we won - but we tied and then we lost both on the tie breaker. Sucky

Still, came home and sexted a bit so that made the evening more fun!

Sexting = good times. GJ!


Covering for a coworker, reviewed a file for Doctore from Spartacus. Mind=blown.

[Stix14]

Sexting = good times. GJ!


Covering for a coworker, reviewed a file for Doctore from Spartacus. Mind=blown.

He lives in Vancouver, fo realz?!?

That guy was a ****ing boss on Spartacus...

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

People who have had Lasik - do they do both eyes at the same time?

[Thy_Kingdom]

He lives in Vancouver, fo realz?!?

That guy was a ****ing boss on Spartacus...

LA.


















But has a Canadian citizenship.

[poolshark472]

People who have had Lasik - do they do both eyes at the same time?

yes. it took about 5 minutes per eye when i had it, one right after the other.

you can actually smell your eyeball flesh cooking-its kind of cool.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

How long was it before you were able to see a difference?

[poolshark472]

How long was it before you were able to see a difference?

20/10 the next morning. compared to 20/575 and 20/600 before lol.

i came home slugged some whisky to make sure i passed out and then in the morning i was ecstatic. cliche but you really cannot put a price on your vision. i still get glare at night but its worth it to me; i would do it over again if i had to.

[Tiffany Wantsmore]

That soon?! That's amazing. I know they say you have to have an unchanged prescription for two years so I have to wait a bit but I really, really want to have it done. The ads say "from £375 per eye" but it wouldn't be that cheap, more like £950 per eye. They do let you pay in instalments though.

[poolshark472]

just make sure you go to reputable surgeon. some be shady....

the best way i would advise is to go through somebody whom your primary opthamologist/optometrist recommends. i used the same person that performed lasik on my own doctor and his vision is still perfect 10+ years later.

payment plan is the way to go if finances are an obstacle-i went that way becasue i was only 20 at the time. i would have waited but my dream job was knocking and i needed to meet an uncorrected vision requirement in order to be hired.

cost me about 5k and change-not sure what that equates to in Euros or pounds.

[jamestown0101]

That soon?! That's amazing. I know they say you have to have an unchanged prescription for two years so I have to wait a bit but I really, really want to have it done. The ads say "from £375 per eye" but it wouldn't be that cheap, more like £950 per eye. They do let you pay in instalments though.

It sounds like highway robbery. Where do you live? London? &&& who are doing these surgeries? The queen and her hat?

Power MMA and Fitness (Bader's gym)...

It's funny you mention his last fight. I didn't watch it but last night in class he was teaching that EXACT punch he was throwing in that gif and I was thinking "This would be a really way to get knocked out"... Then I see your gif and "BAM!" it all makes sense. LOL!

Fair enough. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

That is pretty awesome man. Machida is a former champ and an awesome fighter though, he is getting old. He walked right into and Bader's right was blocked perfectly. I am sure you learned a lot. I like that fighter style training and build. I prefer to train that way. And exactly. The more mature thing would be to just drop it but, I like to have some fun and if the bish wasn't a miscer (I suspect), I would be keen on sharing some funny messages and screen shots.

I told a girl I wanted nothing to do with her in any way more than an acquaintance and for some god forsaken reason she keeps asking me to hang out with her. I'm trying to not be jerk, lol, but I'm getting to that point again...



BRB, pet rock died. Can't hang out.

/respect.



lawls


That's it JT, you are now officially a sappy homosexual man. I cannot UNsee what I did....you had me going....

Wishful thinking on your part broheem. I am however a bit infatuated with myself. I know that feeling I get every time I see a mirror or my reflection.



Now, you should drop these jamestown fantasies and you should pound that girl. This is America for **** sakes!

[RandomMisc]

A simple yes would have sufficed.

Was scrolling past wall of bitterness, read this, loled.

[Thy_Kingdom]

Dat feel when you friendzone a hot chick who wants to date.