u mirin my way of picking up girls?

[KoCorl]

edit - pics of girls on page 2


Step 1.

Go to mall and clothing store and try on the gayest sht, ask girls working in store how it looks - if you half look like you lift it should work



Step 2.

Make small talk and get / give number

Step 3.

Smash




The benefits of being a aesthetic 17 y/o

[Kard]

op wanna go to a movie with me tonight lol

[FisterRoboto]

I totally agree I was hoping you would say something lol

[KoCorl]

lold^

[MoMoneyMoProbs]

Haha lol.

[Ragin87]

Oh acting fun and hilarious to get girls numbers? this is new and exciting OP

[BALLinallday23]

in for chops of op

[Ari0n]

I totally agree I was hoping you would say something lol

[naturalKnox4]

and i guess we're supposed to believe you met that chick in that clothing?

[polishprancer]

You just killed it with your texting game OP. da **** brah

[KoCorl]

You just killed it with your texting game OP. da **** brah

brb her asking me to go see a movie and I killed it with my texting game


wat

[joshwah]

Too much effort.

Guys should start disregarding females srsly....women think they are the holy ****ing grail in today's society they need to be knocked down a peg or 2.

[chocolatemath]

One night Dad was over for dinner and after we ate we were in the living room having a drink and my dad was sitting across from me. "Bobby," he said, "I want to ask you something." "Sure, Dad, what?" I replied. "Will you have sex with me son?" he asked. I was shocked, I was out to my dad but this was unexpected. When I didn"t respond Dad said, "Look I just wanted to see what it"s like with a man. If it makes you uncomfortable to go to bed with your old man, I understand. It"s just...I know you and your brother have slept together so I thought I"d ask." "How do you know I slept with Steve?" I asked, embarrassed. "I saw you one night. I was dropping by unexpected and I could see you and your brother through the window, ****ing like mad men." he told me.



"I"ll have to think about it, Dad." I said and got up and went into my bedroom. I paced for a few minutes, thinking. I HAD slept with my brother on many occasions, why not my father? I made a decision, took a deep breath and stripped naked. I draped naked body on my bed and called "Hey, Dad! Come into my room!" My dad opened the door and smiled at the sight of my body. He shut the door and began to undress.

Dad got into bed with me and started to caress me with his rough hands. Our lips met and I felt electricity at my father"s kiss. We lay on the bed passionately making out, Dad was laying on top of me with his his nestled between my legs. A chill went through me as Dad"s hands slid down me and caresses my thigh. I pushed him off me and onto the bed beside me. I straddled him and began to kiss his neck, making my way down to his nipples. Dad let out a groan of pleasure as my mouth caresses his hard nipples. I fondled them with my tongue then moved down his stomach to his thick, 10 inch cock. Dad"s cock pulsed in anticipation as I took it in my mouth. At first I gently licked and kissed Dad"s cock, then I began to blow him. The veins pulsed beneath Dad"s skin as I covered them with my saliva. I began to play with Dad"s balls and blow him even harder. Dad was crying out with pleasure as I blew him.

Finally I took Dad"s cock out of my mouth and said, "Well, Dad, ready to **** me?" Dad looked surprised, "Son, I want you to **** me!" he exclaimed as if I were supposed to have guessed. I smiled and said, turn over. Dad did I grinned at the sight of his tan, bubble butt. I parted his cheeks and began to lube up his ******* with my tongue. Then I slid my cock into him, bareback. My Dad simply gasped. Slowly, gently I began to **** him then after a while I began to pound his ass. With an unimaginable frenzy I ****ed my father hard and fast. I grunted with effort as I shoved my cock into him. Dad moaned and cried out in pain but they swiftly turned to moans and cries of pleasure. As I ****ed him, Dad grabbed his cock and began to jerk it. I pulled out of him a shot a huge load onto his back. Sweating and breathing heavily I pushed my dad onto his back and began to blow him again. I squeezed his balls and he screamed with pleasure. Then he shot gallons of hot cum into my mouth and I eagerly drank it.

Finally I feel on the bed next to my father and we both caught our breath for a second. I rolled over and wrapped my arms around my father. "That was incredible." was all he said then we curled up and fell asleep in each others arms. When we woke up my Dad and I decided to make sex a regular thing between us.

[JitteryJoes]

Step 1.

Go to mall and clothing store and try on the gayest sht, ask girls working in store how it looks - if you half look like you lift it should work



Step 2.

Make small talk and get / give number

Step 3.

Smash




The benefits of being a aesthetic 17 y/o

**** man you got more game than I do at the age of 26.

[creton600]

haha totally op!

[GhostBreh]

What exactly is atheistic about you?

[KoCorl]

Too much effort.

Guys should start disregarding females srsly....women think they are the holy ****ing grail in today's society they need to be knocked down a peg or 2.

fukking LOL

typical miscer.

[mille695]

Pissed at myself for reading all of that before seeing Age: 17

[Griggz]

She doesn't even know how to decipher between 'their and there.'



Not impressed bro.. she prob fuks tons of dudes with her < 50 IQ

[HynnaD]

I agree OP, we should chill a little to get to know each other a little better .

[Withoutreason]

i did something similar before brah. i asked some cute girl who worked there if she can help me pick some clothes, i didn't follow up to get her number tho fuuuu

you got some balls, no homes. who took the pic?

[vjicecool]

Goodjob KO
Keep it going, POst pics and more stories

[seriousbrah]

pics of girl

[stefano445]

op wanna go to a movie with me tonight lol

lol I totally agree I was hoping you would say something lol

[NutellaBrah]

Good job op. that shiit works too.

I've done this when kinda drunk and it helps with being all bold and trying on crazy shiit.

I also aggressively chek myself out in the mirror so if a girl goes by she will notice some intensely dressed guy over starin at himself in a borderline comical and it makes the pick up easier

[Gallowglass]

F*ck the misc needs to stop over-complicating things; just go out, meet girls you like, ask them to come out/back to yours.

Also in the OP, that's not game. That's conversation. It's like game only real, easier, and better.

[FrozenMercury]

lol nice

[usafespinosa]

I totally agree I was hoping you would say something lol

hahaha, completely lost all self value when you sent them last two text.

[ant1lg]

"there parties", strong grammar ITT. Disgusting.

[Ketnar]

Oh cool. OP posted a picture of himself.. Nobody gives a phuck. Pics of said bich or let it begin.