Ask a Guy Who is Married and Rarely Has Sex Anything...

[PrimusPalus]

Once a week? If I'm lucky.

[HeeHee23]

Why so little? Does it ever make you feel tempted to look elsewhere? If you're married, can't you just take what you want without it being rape? Do you want to have sex with me as a consolation?

[Rocs]

is there a reason for that? If i wanted sex and my wife wasn't willing id probably be out....

[NoMilkForYou]

I'm sorry bro. Perhaps a long talk with your significant other is in order

Just remember, live happy, laugh frequent, and love always.

-stay positive

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[gMark]

You'll lose it if you don't use it.

[musicmaker]

oh phuck, so you're saying the military was a mistake???

haha

[leezards]

do you have a newborn?

[gingersliftto]

-always do something a little different

-dont just pound away like in porn

[ShowUsUrTits]

By misc logic, she is cheating on you brah, sorry to say

[povertybrah]

how long have you been married? is your wife still attractive to you? (or did she marriage bulk), kids?? long work hours for either of you?

[levijay]

Once a week? If I'm lucky.

sucks brah, my wife wants it twice a day - i'm the one giving it to her once a week if she does all her chores

[ShowUsUrTits]

-always do something a little different

-dont just pound away like in porn

Some girls like just getting pounded, they definitely like telling their friends they did lol. you should always tease them a bit first though/foreplay

[Kard]

OP I have a solution for this. It'll spice things up in your marriage, 100% guarantee.

Become a certified masseuse it takes like 6-8months. Then you're a master.

You give your wife a massage with nice baby oil. And then you smash away.

1. She's gonna want it every day. You will only give it to her once a week at a specific time, make it something she looks forward too.
2. Make her do things like give you head 10 times a week so that she can earn herself a Massage and Smash session.
3. Send Kard $1000 he needs it to pay for his college tuition on july 16th. (optional, but mandatory)

[QuickNutkus]

1.Do you have kids
2.Does your wife seem into you at all
3.Are you into your wife still
4.Other than teh secks, how is life

[Belozi25]

Do you still think that handing in your balls was a good decision?

[notsostrong]

you're lucky that you get it once a week. i've been with the same girl for 3.5 years (not engaged, not married). i get it once every 2-3 months and she's super lazy. never does anything, just lies on her back, and complains that she doesn't like any other position so she doesn't want to do them.

no bj either. EVER.

[BrahJamie]

Can i have reps brah?

[SaliorUSN]

inn or answers

[BIGrob84]

you're lucky that you get it once a week. i've been with the same girl for 3.5 years (not engaged, not married). i get it once every 2-3 months and she's super lazy. never does anything, just lies on her back, and complains that she doesn't like any other position so she doesn't want to do them.

no bj either. EVER.

What the fuk are you doing with a girl like that???? Jesus.

[Belozi25]

you're lucky that you get it once a week. i've been with the same girl for 3.5 years (not engaged, not married). i get it once every 2-3 months and she's super lazy. never does anything, just lies on her back, and complains that she doesn't like any other position so she doesn't want to do them.

no bj either. EVER.

You're just a pussy. It's time to move on, brah.

[jiMithing11]

how long you been married?

[PrimusPalus]

Why so little? Does it ever make you feel tempted to look elsewhere? If you're married, can't you just take what you want without it being rape? Do you want to have sex with me as a consolation?

Certainly not my drive. I'm pretty committed and honorable... so looking elsewhere for it isn't an option. Though I have been offered it more than once while working. I don't want to have sex with you. Haha.

I'm sorry bro. Perhaps a long talk with your significant other is in order

Just remember, live happy, laugh frequent, and love always.

-stay positive

Reps incoming... pretty strong post.

is there a reason for that? If i wanted sex and my wife wasn't willing id probably be out....

I don't know the reason. Brought it up many times and I always get the "I don't know" answer.

oh phuck, so you're saying the military was a mistake???

haha

No, but every day I wish I had stayed in.

do you have a newborn?

No, two kids 2 and 6. We should be past that point.

By misc logic, she is cheating on you brah, sorry to say

I hear you. Surprised it wasn't mentioned more than once already.

how long have you been married? is your wife still attractive to you? (or did she marriage bulk), kids?? long work hours for either of you?

10 whole years. There's a lot that goes into the mix in terms of hours worked and such. I'd hope I'm still attracted to her, as she is to me. Who knows.

[Rasc170]

for once the misc comes thru with some legit advice

[LuisEnrikee]

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[gouscfootball]

you're lucky that you get it once a week. i've been with the same girl for 3.5 years (not engaged, not married). i get it once every 2-3 months and she's super lazy. never does anything, just lies on her back, and complains that she doesn't like any other position so she doesn't want to do them.

no bj either. EVER.

Please tell me she has some other redeeming quality like...being rich as fuk?

Why the HELL are you still with her? I would kill myself if that were my situation

[kingpreme]

for once the misc comes thru with some legit advice

this.

[BigThree210]

you're lucky that you get it once a week. i've been with the same girl for 3.5 years (not engaged, not married). i get it once every 2-3 months and she's super lazy. never does anything, just lies on her back, and complains that she doesn't like any other position so she doesn't want to do them.

no bj either. EVER.

I am no wizard but if you marry I see her becoming fat and never putting out then cheating on you with an agent from the British Broadcasting Corp

[Unberievable]

do you turn to escorts/hookers when in dire need?

[Mooves]

I feel you bruh in the same situation once a week if lucky and she did the kids bulk not fat but not 120 pounds anymore. sucksman.jpg

[Sqoats]

Confront your wife straight away and tell her it is a serious issue and you won't be happy until she tells you the truth behind that ****. It's not your responsibility to try and entertain her with new ideas like a ****ing child, she should be more than happy to work through it together.