Jokes so unfunny, they're funny

[axiom15]

3 Muslims walk into a bar..
























No one survived

[madBrahhh]

Two eggs are getting fried in a pan
uddenly one of them turn to the other and goes:

"OMFG its really hot in here"

Startled the other egg responds:

"I cant believe it, its a talking egg!"


Also:
youtube[dot]com/watch?v=aGA0dIz9-Wk&feature=related

[LOVEHUNTER2011]

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him:

"why the long face?"

"i have cancer"



what do you call a middle-eastern pilot?

a pilot



knock knock

who's there?

i eat mop

i eat mop who?

[Madvillainy]

A guy walks into a bar and his head is an orange. The bartend goes holy **** your head is an orange. Buddy goes "yea see I met this genie and he gave me three wishes." "Go on" says the bartender. " Well for my first wish, I iwshed for a billion dollars." "sounds like a pretty solid wish" says the bartender, "what happened?" "well for my second wish I wished to be able to sleep with any woman in the world". "sounds reasonable, but...." replies the bartender. "well for I final wish I wished that my head was an orange."

go to 6:40. best version.

[BBqChicken1]

What's chocolate, is in a box and comes around valentines day?






























Whitney Houston

[Obi0321]

What's the best part about twenty-seven year olds?



Theres twenty of them

[madBrahhh]

A horse walks into a bakery.
"Hey, can I have a loaf of 12 grain please?"
"But,but,but, you are a horse?"
"You got beef punk ass bitch??? Gimme that loaf before I bust a cap in yo ass."
"Alright, alright, calm down."
He gives the horse a loaf and the horse gallops away.
After half a minute, the horse comes back inside.
"Hey, can you give me a bag because I'm with my motorcycle?"

[Brovakhiin]

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

[wo0t]

What does the ocean say to the sand?





Nothing, it just waves.

[Ryanast]

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

LMAo

[XxmartinixX]

What does the ocean say to the sand?
Nothing, it just waves.

I sea what you did there

[X-ring]

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?


The toilet won't follow you around after you use it.

[sharkweek12]

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a sesame seed on his head? Quarter pounder with cheese.

[garythesnail]

Why did billy's grandpa jump off a cliff holding a basketball?
He was on drugs

[mandarino]

why cant the elephant jump?

cuz a yogurt has no spine.

[boseador]

What do a women and an umbrella have in common?




If they don't open up they are useless.

[JasperBedford]

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

[SeaSalt]

I sea what you did there

You shore about that?

[Fourceps]

So a man walks in to a bar, I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

[DasWunderBrah]

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles

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legit lol'd. first funny one so far.

[leonbrew]

for the unaware http://anti-joke.com/
What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?































































get in the car

[FeralBeast]

lmao fuk i love these

[MrHobo]

Whats so good about f*cking twenty three year olds?
There's twenty of them.





ha

[ForsVe]

What's the difference beetween a bird?
One leg is longer exept the other one


Two camels are walking on a beach. Suddenly a huge tidal wave moves towards them from the sea. Fortunately the cat is baking buns.


A polar bear was washing penguins back in a bathtub. Then he asks the penguin:
''Honey, do you think I look like a lamp?''


What does the cow say to another cow?
moo

[Streaks]

http://anti-joke.com/

[garythesnail]

What did the guy say when he couldnt find the remote?
Wheres the remote

[Comstarr]

There were three guys in a forest.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"

[MasterCobra]

You know what i mean...

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To see his flatmate.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream?

Becasue he got hit by a bus.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles

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lold hard for some reason

[BeastlyBro]

why did the op cross the road?

because he is fact a ginormous *******

Thanks for the lulz. Enjoy your greens.

[SolidSnakeMGS]

a skeleton walked into a bar and ordered a glass of water and a mop......


a man said to a horse, "hey, why the long face?"

i love those haha