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    what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

    we are both lawyers
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    Knock, Knock.

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    Basically this meme is so stupid and unfunny that its phucking hilarious. :P

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    Originally Posted by hyydro View Post
    Knock, Knock.

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    Dave who?

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    I saw this one and nearly wee'd
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    your face when I aware you that the 'Other Side' that the duck wanted to get to could either be interpreted as the other side of the road or the afterlife
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    Originally Posted by hyydro View Post
    Knock, Knock.

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    *METS*KNICKS*VIKINGS*
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    A guy walks into a bar and his head is an orange. The bartend goes holy **** your head is an orange. Buddy goes "yea see I met this genie and he gave me three wishes." "Go on" says the bartender. " Well for my first wish, I iwshed for a billion dollars." "sounds like a pretty solid wish" says the bartender, "what happened?" "well for my second wish I wished to be able to sleep with any woman in the world". "sounds reasonable, but...." replies the bartender. "well for I final wish I wished that my head was an orange."
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    your face when I aware you that the 'Other Side' that the duck wanted to get to could either be interpreted as the other side of the road or the afterlife
    why did the chicken cross the road?

    actualy is dolan
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    Why couldn't helen keller drive?



    because she was a woman
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    Legit funny
    why did helen keller's dog kill itself?

    you would too if your name was sdfkonsdfalvndafovmviomdoajfknmejorvndafuovndklavm navuetivuogvnaodvnj



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    Lol ya these wtf jokes are always so ****ed they end up being funny. This one kid when I was in like grade 5 everyone picked on for being dumb and than one day he said he had the funniest/greatest joke ever. Eventually the teacher was like ok get to the front of the class and tell it. The kid walks up and says this:

    "Your in a room with no windows and no doors. The only thing in the room is a cup of tea, a calendar and a pillow. How do you survive?"

    Everyone is like oh man this is crazy I wonder what the answer is and are shouting out things which were all wrong. Than the kid says ok I'll tell you.

    " you eat the numbers off the calendar and drink the tea"

    Everyone just bert starred at this kid than started laughing so much because the joke makes no ****ing sense at all lol.
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    i love anti jokes.

    An Englishman, Irishman and American are standing on the edge of a cliff. The Englishman and the Irishman jump off. The American says, "Oh ****!"

    A rabbi, a black guy, a man with one eye, a Canadian with a duck, a talking bear, a blind Irishman, a pregnant nun, three midgets, and a homosexual walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

    Why did grandpa climb the telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas?
    He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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