The Beast on Wade's Program

[HARRYBEAST]

I want a pillow present. And Wyo wants a gun, but for the life of me I can't figure out which one

I am all for everyone adopting the pillow present. Its is awesome

[meimonsta]

Best wishes to Erica!!! You must be pooped and stoked at the same time!

[HARRYBEAST]

Best wishes to Erica!!! You must be pooped and stoked at the same time!

yes on both accounts

[HARRYBEAST]

Just got back from Erica's appointment. Erica's cervix won't dialate so we have to wait till Monday to check again. Erica is not happy about this news. It might just be a Christmas baby.

[Juicemw]

Just got back from Erica's appointment. Erica's cervix won't dialate so we have to wait till Monday to check again. Erica is not happy about this news. It might just be a Christmas baby.

Christmas baby = 1 set of presents. You win

[BubsNBean]

Do we have a baby yet?

[HARRYBEAST]

Do we have a baby yet?

Nope. The bright side is, if she gets her **** together and gets ready by Saturday we can share a birthday. If not we see the doctor again Monday.

[BubsNBean]

Nope. The bright side is, if she gets her **** together and gets ready by Saturday we can share a birthday. If not we see the doctor again Monday.

Hahahaha! Already telling her to get her **** together!

[HARRYBEAST]

Hahahaha! Already telling her to get her **** together!

that's nicer than what Erica is telling her now. She is telling her to get the **** out

[BubsNBean]

that's nicer than what Erica is telling her now. She is telling her to get the **** out

lol. I bet Erica is beyond over being preggers.

[HARRYBEAST]

lol. I bet Erica is beyond over being preggers.

its that but more that she is freaked out we will be in the hospital for Christmas and that the kids won't be able to have a normal Christmas. I am hoping the either induce her Tuesday next week or she holds her in till after Christmas

[HARRYBEAST]

Erica If Lucy doesn't come by Saturday do you want to go out to dinner for your birthday. See if your parents can watch the kids
Me They can watch them. Where are we eating?
Erica We can eat whatever your want Big Sexy (yes she actually calls me that) Its your birthday
Me In that case I choose hospital food

[BubsNBean]

its that but more that she is freaked out we will be in the hospital for Christmas and that the kids won't be able to have a normal Christmas. I am hoping the either induce her Tuesday next week or she holds her in till after Christmas

How long after delivery can she go home? Erica's good at pushing them out, right? No c-sections?

[HARRYBEAST]

How long after delivery can she go home? Erica's good at pushing them out, right? No c-sections?

No C sections. I think its 24hours from birth at minimum and they are required by law to let you stay 48 hours if you choose

[HARRYBEAST]

The Minivan Bull****

So I think I mentioned it in here but Erica's Uncle and Aunt offered to sell us their minivan. They had us come out and check it out on Saturday. We loved it. Told them that we would be more than happy to buy it but wanted to wait till after Christmas to buy it. They repeatedly assured us that it was no pressure and if we didn't want it or wanted it but not for a few months that it would just be here for us. We were excited to have that stress gone.

That was on Saturday. On Monday 2 days later Erica got a text from her Uncle saying

"You know how we buy and sell our cars frequently, well we sold the BMW and now Denise will need the Minivan till at least mid summer. I hope that works for yall"


ARE YOU ****ING KIDDNING ME? I want to punch him in the dick. I mean why show us the van and tell us its ours whenever we want it when you are currently trying to sell one of your other cars. They are rich as hell too so there is no reason why they can't just get a new car for Erica's Aunt right now.

[penny0527]

When is your birthday?

[BubsNBean]

Minivan stuff is frustrating, but you guys will be okay without it, right?

[Stncldsnake]

Congrats on the baby, sucks about the wait and the van hope it all works out Beast!

[HARRYBEAST]

When is your birthday?

Its Saturday and I expect nudes

Minivan stuff is frustrating, but you guys will be okay without it, right?

Well not if Erica needs to take all 3 kids somewhere. For the most part Erica will be home for the next 2 months at least though so we have time to look

Congrats on the baby, sucks about the wait and the van hope it all works out Beast!

Thanks man!

[mmorton]

Minivan=chronic back pain

[HARRYBEAST]

Minivan=chronic back pain

this is obviously from a non parent

Minivan is much less painful than putting the kids in and out of my Cruze.

[mmorton]

this is obviously from a non parent

Minivan is much less painful than putting the kids in and out of my Cruze.

Oldest of 6 kids. Soon to be parent to baby Thor/Thorette.

Don't say there's no correlation.

[HARRYBEAST]

Oldest of 6 kids. Soon to be parent to baby Thor/Thorette.

Don't say there's no correlation.

lol I was going to ask if it was a ironic name.....



Then I realized your woman is pretty strong so it makes sense

[mmorton]

lol I was going to ask if it was a ironic name.....



Then I realized your woman is pretty strong so it makes sense

Haha yeah. We've been experimenting with her workouts lately. Has been fun ha

[penny0527]

My birthday is Sunday. I expect nudes.

[HARRYBEAST]

My birthday is Sunday. I expect nudes.

For real?

You are lucky. I should have your noods by then and be able to assess what level of noods you deserve in return

[BubsNBean]

lol I was going to ask if it was a ironic name.....



Then I realized your woman is pretty strong so it makes sense

Haha yeah. We've been experimenting with her workouts lately. Has been fun ha

I'm not following. Do I know mmorton's woman? Is she a fem miscer?!

[bigwade800]

My birthday is Sunday. I expect nudes.

Totally

just the penor will work?

[bigwade800]

I'm not following. Do I know mmorton's woman? Is she a fem miscer?!

She's strong

Been trying to get her to a meet and then Matty got her preggers

[penny0527]

Totally

just the penor will work?

No. I want the whole shebang.