Bert 2.0 begins his worldwide travels (pics) (srs) (fun)

[justinjude]

So I got a package today...




When I opened it, guess who was inside!!!









BERT 2.0.

The last one got stolen, so there will be new rules. If you want to be on the list to receive BERT, send me a PM. We will decide where he goes based on rep/join/trustworthy. I'd really like Bert to eventually make his way back here.

My first set of pics, within the next few days, will be of the Troy/Albany, NY area. So any brahs that want in on this, PM me.

The game is easy. We will send Bert around the world, with a notebook. We take pics with Bert in various places around your city, or with you doing crazy things, write a quick blurb in the notebook, post pics ITT, and we create epic.

EDIT:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...19udUE3MEZxMVE

Here is a list that I have so far on who is in for Bert 2.0. If anyone has any concerns, PM ME, and we will address them.

IF YOU WANT IN, YOU MUST PM ME. IF YOU DO NOT, YOU WILL NOT BE ADDED TO THE LIST.

I want to send it to the first person by next Friday, which means get your requests in by Thursday, 12am Eastern Standard Time.

[Lindoras]

Note Update my reps


Sending PM now(srs) Bert will like a short stay in the Netherlands.
I'm making a promise here and now that I will take pics of bert at the Hookers and in the Coffeeshop.
Pics in my local gym. Lulz with bert shall be my new web series.

My sent PM:

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking sweet and new compared to my stuffed Ernie. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont have the money to afford that sht that was previously in the ToysRus. you're a fuking hero dude, and im dead phukin serious. He should get a real family that will take of him properly with good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good phukin time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fuking stuffed Bert without Ernie on these forums ever the phuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my my tender lover, phuking hero.

Also I'd like to inform you that the Netherlands have a decent climate which I think will suit Bert perfectly.
It's not humid nor is dry. The perfect weather so his stitches won't get lose.

Me and my friend even dressed up once. Here's the pic;



I hope you choose me.=]

[naturalKnox4]

innn on this

[Ryanast]

inb4 Bert gets chlamydia

[Maiar]

is it da reel bert or da fake wun?

[E90LCI]

2th

[Bundy88]

Sending PM

[DrHughMyronBro]

spot for sale

[FreidrichHayek]

sounds gay as fuk why dont you losers grow up instead of play with dolls

You remind me of those losers in the wwe section or those losers who play pretend spartan or those losers into those japanese cartoons


edit: youre 27 lmao

[james21561]

spot for sale

[Dragonborn]

Sending PM now(srs) Bert will like a short stay in the Netherlands.

Dude, if u get it, pass it to me, I'll bring bert to a hooker(srs)

[J92]

in.

Did he make it to the UK last time?

[DepressedBrahh]

inn

[kyokushin1]

inb4 someone just keeps him and claims they never received it

[justinjude]

in.

Did he make it to the UK last time?

He disappeared in KC

[YWOC]

[krazedxboi]

in and subbed

lets keep this bert alive and moving guise

[Sruth]

Sending PM. I wants to get in on this before leaving for military!

[DogShtInAcondom]

The Misc: Where alpha jacked bros send childrens toys to each other in the mail.

[krazedkuniva]

In on this! Saw the first one, was heart broken when he got stolen.

[carlos71786]

sounds gay as fuk why dont you losers grow up instead of play with dolls

You remind me of those losers in the wwe section or those losers who play pretend spartan or those losers into those japanese cartoons


edit: youre 27 lmao

Join Date: June 2012
Posts: 427

[VitaCrave]

To receive people need to have been here for at least a year and have over 1K rep power

[x800venom]

Troy Miscer I'm callin you out! My girl goes to Sage so I'm up there on the weekends during the semester, what's good bro?

[Quasimobro]

In.


Let's hope he makes it to the UK this time. I was a lurker at the time of the last thread.

[justinjude]

Troy Miscer I'm callin you out! My girl goes to Sage so I'm up there on the weekends during the semester, what's good bro?

Haaaaa my favorite bar is right across from sage. When the hill isn't under construction takes me like 10m to get down there

[str8nutty]

in on first payge

[kharfan97]

in! bring bert to canada

[93Akkord]

First page!

[kevlar08]

subbed

[MasterBlaster52]

inb4 someone cums on it and sends it to anot her miscer