New research reveals more dangers involved with creatine use (SRS)

[Realist9000]

a study that was done by Hawking Science Labs LLC (a subsidiary lab of the Argonne National Laboratory, University of Chicago for the Department of Energy (DOE)), showed that more then 3.50 grams of creatine a WEEK would leave ones hypotrophic systems in utter disarray from the overload of HTP in the mitochondrial filament of the plasma cells. And on top of that, we all know that when u lift, u shred fibers, this then kicks the already unstable creatine into whats called "tissue penetrative metastasis" which is when the immunohistological cytological resistance is actually DECREASED by 65%.

What does this mean for lifters such as urselves? Well, in order to recuperate, u need at least 10 grams of lysophosphatidylcholine a day (Gaspari makes a great supplement) and if u don't get that 10 grams, then u enter a catabolic state that will DESTROY ALL YOUR GAINS. However, through solvent peturbation methodology, scientists are now using schroedinger probability density distributions to create the PERFECT creatine. One that will maximize mechanotransduction which leads to incredible gains that can only be described with one word:

Spontaneous Reaction Energetics.

But as for now, the creatine you see on store shelves is VERY unstable and should be approached with extreme caution, if at all.

Creatine, not even once.

[Impurityz]

lol brb eating steaks

[cgattshall]

[DrHughMyronBro]

Brool story co.

brb downing 5gs of creatine

[squeak419]

lol brb eating steaks

Read 3.5 grams. Went to say this...

[justhime]

Creatine is the next step up from Heroin.

[Kuzon]

broscience

[datmuscle]

source?

[RandyJacked]

guise, don't forget your PCT after you use creatine. You don't wanna lose your gains.

[ryrysofly]

sorry, I only believe science when it is presented in a nice table/chart

[Realist9000]

lol brb eating steaks

Brool story co.

brb downing 5gs of creatine

Read 3.5 grams. Went to say this...

I don't think you guys quite understand the severity of what more than 3.5 grams will do

Labysphitalum dNTP TOF is a very toxic by-product of anything over 3.5 grams of creatine. You're body simply CANNOT handle it. In fact, as shown in the study it leads to the whats called the "calacromic effect", which is the leading cause of testicle shrinkage.

[PN_1989]

a study was done by Hawking Science Labs LLC, which showed that more then 3.50 grams of creatine a WEEK would leave ones hypotrophic systems in utter disarray from the overload of HTP in the mitochondrial filament of the plasma cells. And on top of that, we all know that when u lift, u shred fibers, this then kicks the already unstable creatine into whats called "tissue penetrative metastasis" which is when the immunohistological cytological resistance is actually DECREASED by 65%.

What does this mean for lifters such as urselves? Well, in order to recuperate, u need at least 10 grams of lysophosphatidylcholine a day (Gaspari makes a great supplement) and if u don't get that 10 grams, then u enter a catabolic state that will DESTROY ALL YOUR GAINS. However, through solvent peturbation methodology, scientists are now using schroedinger probability density distributions to create the PERFECT creatine. One that will maximize mechanotransduction which leads to incredible gains that only be described with one word:

Spontaneous Reaction Energetics.

But as for now, the creatine you see on store shelves is VERY unstable and should be approached with extreme caution, if at all.

Creatine, not even once.

Well, in order to recuperate, u need at least 10 grams of lysophosphatidylcholine a day (Gaspari makes a great supplement) .

(Gaspari makes a great supplement) .

You a gaspari rep? *******

[CSpanky]

Just bought the buy 2 get 1 free muscle pharm creatine....

creatine...not even once

[Realist9000]

sorry, I only believe science when it is presented in a nice table/chart

No table or chart can properly show the devastating effects of this nucleic substance.

source?

Hawking Science Labs LLC

Creatine is the next step up from Heroin.

Its just too dangerous for me (srs)

broscience

w.e dude, I'm just presenting the facts.

[maverick000]

lol at some bull**** supplement scheme. OP is *******

[Elitism]

Not a single creatine copy pasta yet?

notsureifsrs

[AwhYeah]

The cool part is I can't find the study via Google.

This the lab?

http://www.hawkinssci.net/

[Realist9000]

You a gaspari rep? *******

lysophosphatidylcholine.

U need it.

or else.

[iron_monster]

Brb ancestors would limit creatine intake and not eat a fresh kill bc there testes would somehow shrink

[Lionology]

You're gonna have to post your source to gain credibility

[Blacklabel3]

I don't think you guys quite understand the severity of what more than 3.5 grams will do

Labysphitalum dNTP TOF is a very toxic by-product of anything over 3.5 grams of creatine. You're body simply CANNOT handle it. In fact, as shown in the study it leads to the whats called the "calacromic effect", which is the leading cause of testicle shrinkage.

You get more than 3.5 grams of creatine a week just from eating some steak and fish over the course of the week. Get outa here with that broscience.

[OnceAKai]

you only live once mother ****er

[AwhYeah]

you only live once mother ****er

Testifiy my brother YOLO!

[wowbob396]

OP you forgot about that creatine creates a byproduct known as interluekidialinine-3 which is also a precursor to deca-trenabolinaline and so it returns the intra-metastatic muscular-hypotrophic tears back into just plain ole' metastatic muscular-hypertrophy. Case in point, OP's findings are wrong and my sources are better, I checked the studies from the university of albert einstein.

[Realist9000]

You get more than 3.5 grams of creatine a week just from eating some steak and fish over the course of the week. Get outa here with that broscience.

The quality of the creatine in meat is much lower. The creatine your getting in those tubs is HYDROMECHANIZED, which means its respotraphy rate is increased by over 350%, which is not good news for you.

You're gonna have to post your source to gain credibility

I'm a bio-chemist at VCU's MCV, this hasn't been fully published yet. The things I'm telling you are insider info amongst bio-chemists.

The cool part is I can't find the study via Google.

This the lab?

http://www.hawkinssci.net/

no...look above ^^^

lol at some bull**** supplement scheme. OP is *******

You need to wait until the new creatine that uses the schroedinger probability density distributions comes out.

its much more stable.

[AwhYeah]

You need to wait until the new creatine that uses the schroedinger probability density distributions comes out.

its much more stable.

[idontdeadlift]

The quality of the creatine in meat is much lower. The creatine your getting in those tubs is HYDROMECHANIZED, which means its respotraphy rate is increased by over 350%, which is not good news for you.



I'm a bio-chemist at VCU's MCV, this hasn't been fully published yet. The things I'm telling you are insider info amongst bio-chemists.



no...look above ^^^



You need to wait until the new creatine that uses the schroedinger probability density distributions comes out.

its much more stable.

**** they said in chem we wouldn't actually be using the schroedinger equation. **** my life.

[fawkingjoocy]

On a cold Friday afternoon, I had come home from school. I had been thinking of the gym all day. I was hungry, didn't have any lunch. In fact, I didn't eat because I spent the money. For the past month I was saving up for something. Something special which I bought at GNC. I was surprised they didn't ask for ID; I was pretty sure the cashier noticed how nervous I was. Anyways, my mom asked my how my day was when I got home, but I ignored her. I have more important things to do. I run to the bathroom and unpack my bag. In my school bag is a white plastic bag from GNC. I open the bag, first removing the receipt and flushing it down the toilet to get rid of the evidence. My heart was racing now. I unpack the creatine monster from the bag.

I wonder what people will be asking me when they see that I will be 50lbs heavier. Should I say I was just eating a lot? I remove the label from the tub and tear it into a thousand small pieces. I flush that down the toilet, too. It is time now. I run up to my room when my mom ask me what I am holding. I panic, sweat drips down my forehead and my teeth chatter. "Mom, it's just for a school project". "What project?" "I don't know mom I just started it!". A tear runs down my cheek. I run upstairs and open the creatine, scooping upservings into a clear water bottle. What have I gotten myself into? I fill it with water and drink it. There is no turning back now. The creatine monster is inside me now, it will control me. What should I do if I die? I cant let my family know about this.

I open the creatine tub and throw it all out the window; a white cloud of mysterious dust sparkles into the wind so graciously. I feel the substance taking control of me; I am now the monster. I walk downstairs, its time to work out; time to get big. Now I worry, I don't want to get too big; people will think I use steroids. I do use steroids. No I don't. Creatine. All I see is the weights now, I am almost downstairs when I hear "Do you want a cookie I just baked". I know I do not have time for this **** now. "No mom I do not want a cookie" I walk in the basement and drop to my knees before the weights, tears running down my cheeks. I turn to the right and look at myself in the mirror. Oh god, what have I done?

[MuscleXtreme]

a study was done by Hawking Science Labs LLC, which showed that more then 3.50 grams of creatine a WEEK would leave ones hypotrophic systems in utter disarray from the overload of HTP in the mitochondrial filament of the plasma cells. And on top of that, we all know that when u lift, u shred fibers, this then kicks the already unstable creatine into whats called "tissue penetrative metastasis" which is when the immunohistological cytological resistance is actually DECREASED by 65%.

What does this mean for lifters such as urselves? Well, in order to recuperate, u need at least 10 grams of lysophosphatidylcholine a day (Gaspari makes a great supplement) and if u don't get that 10 grams, then u enter a catabolic state that will DESTROY ALL YOUR GAINS. However, through solvent peturbation methodology, scientists are now using schroedinger probability density distributions to create the PERFECT creatine. One that will maximize mechanotransduction which leads to incredible gains that only be described with one word:

Spontaneous Reaction Energetics.

But as for now, the creatine you see on store shelves is VERY unstable and should be approached with extreme caution, if at all.

Creatine, not even once.

Post disregarded because you hyped up a Gaspari product. Won't ever buy anything from those liars.


OP ignoring all posts in regards to being called out for repping Gaspari products.

OP = Fraud

[Ritchison01]

Just bought the buy 2 get 1 free muscle pharm creatine....

creatine...not even once

This.