Will do absolutely anything for money. (No limits, except for death)

[Godsmustdie]

Will do absolutely anything for money, anything that doesn't kill me anyway since there's no profit in my own death. Try me, name an act and I'll post a price in £.

PS: relatively cheap to anything that involves sexual acts, even including things like vomit, piss, feces, etc (like I said no limits, all srs)

[SDavenport856]

Drink a 1/2 gallon of chocolate milk, and then run 2 miles, you must complete for the money.

[Godsmustdie]

Drink a 1/2 gallon of chocolate milk, and then run 2 miles, you must complete for the money.

Can I puke during the run?

£30 if so

Edit: make that £15 if so actually

[RainMak3r]

Do you need it or just feel like doing crazy chit for money lol

[Godsmustdie]

Do you need it or just feel like doing crazy chit for money lol

Well I have £3,000 in the bank right now but I just love money so much and its something I can never have enough of

[troko]

shave your head and tattoo bert on the back of it

[JakesOnYouBrahh]

what about something that might kill you?



how much to go swimmin in deez waters

[MangoPort]

Are you a good writer?

Would you be interested in writing somewhat fluffy but readable financial articles for me (500-700 words each). 2 per week at $6 per article. Or more per week if you can handle it.

[WIDGE_uk]

well that's a 5a on chocolate milk so 10 quid to puke a load and feel like chit.


























carry on, OP

[AceHigh03]

suck your boyfriends dick

[Godsmustdie]

shave your head and tattoo bert on the back of it

FUUUU I love my ponytail but for £1,000 I'd do it

[DrHughMyronBro]

ITT: Nothing will happen.

[FlashWad3]

This thread has potential

[Whoflungdung]

this thread will die

[Godsmustdie]

what about something that might kill you?



how much to go swimmin in deez waters

How long for? Seems like the "might" in this case means "guaranteed" death lol, hard to say my survival probability I dont know how the sharks would react if I jump in.

[jembojumba]

If you let me kill you I will give you $1.2 million srs

[VeinyPenor]

attempt a standing backflip

[Godsmustdie]

suck your boyfriends dick

Hmmm, £75 lol

[Godsmustdie]

Are you a good writer?

Would you be interested in writing somewhat fluffy but readable financial articles for me (500-700 words each). 2 per week at $6 per article. Or more per week if you can handle it.

I suck at writing dude and dont know much about finance

[matpat3000]

ITT: Nothing will happen.

This. But it's still funny to see some of these dumb ass ideas

[SammyJr]

cut off your penor for £3.50

[Godsmustdie]

attempt a standing backflip

Painful but for £5 easily

[quickcummer]

OP..eat two table spoons full of your own doo doo butter for $20. Will paypal

[Godsmustdie]

cut off your penor for £3.50

£3,500,000

Srs

[Maestro]

Will do absolutely anything for money, anything that doesn't kill me anyway since there's no profit in my own death. Try me, name an act and I'll post a price in £.

PS: relatively cheap to anything that involves sexual acts, even including things like vomit, piss, feces, etc (like I said no limits, all srs)

There are always opportunities to make money at your local university.

Go to the psychology department and look for fliers hanging around. They are usually paying students 10-$50 to have graduate students do psychological tests on you. Also, if you're school has a Medical program They'll also pay you pretty good money to test new drugs.

[WIDGE_uk]

how much to never post again? im sure most of misc will chip in

[brah.sensation]

get ass fuked by 10 black men for 10 $

[xJuggHeadx]

how many big tittied bitches do you know?

order a pizza, and have tits mcgee answer the door in a open robe or a just a towel and drop in front of him. deadly srs!

Just paid a girl $40 to do the same thing, record it and send it to me. No lies!

[theyseeme]

suck my dick and let me **** your ass hard on camera while shouting misc memes... how much and do you accept paypal?

[Godsmustdie]

OP..eat two table spoons full of your own doo doo butter for $20. Will paypal

Ok... deal. Although there's a good chance it will end up on youtube and you wont even pay me.